Video: Tito Ortiz 'Strictly Business' Against Matt Hamill

23entrenched- August 9, 2010 at 6:35 pm

Tito and his fans are all gay. parade gay

Dick_Gozenya- July 26, 2010 at 5:09 pm

Donald Trump says Tito gets The Cobra (tm)! Yer fired!

Donald Trump supports Matt Hamill and his mission to build an institute for the mentally deaf.

fatbellyfrank- July 26, 2010 at 4:19 pm

Maybe he's in the Team Punishment warehouse? and Tito's just being a good little trumpster apprentice taking care of bidness, look at how busy he is 3 bits of paper and a biro, look out fortune 500, here comes Tito, 1,2,3, PUNISHMENT.

weedrulz15- July 26, 2010 at 4:08 pm

HE SAYS IT'S FRIDAY JULY 22nd, BUT FRIDAY WAS ACTUALLY THE 23rd AND NO ONE NOTICED.

NorthSouthDudesOnly- July 26, 2010 at 2:08 pm

Has anyone actually seen a person wearing Punishment apparel?
I feel like that building is just Tito's closet. He wears at least three articles of Punishment clothing every day.

the glza- July 26, 2010 at 12:52 pm

it is possible that without the energy expenditure of and focus on trash talking, that tito will actually have more focus and energy in training, and may actually come to the octagon ready...

but probably not.

mothercruncher- July 26, 2010 at 12:37 pm

HA HA HA HA look at Tito all Cathode Ray Tube n' shit, dayum.

Charming Charlie- July 26, 2010 at 12:20 pm

You all just watched a viral vid for Pandora.com.

cecils_pupils- July 26, 2010 at 11:44 am

This was the only way that Dana could get Tito to stop trash-talkin - put him up against a guy who can't hear it.

lulz galore for FBF, Viva Hatred, ccman... keep it comin'!

Seoul Brother- July 26, 2010 at 10:21 am

I'm not sure I want to know this, but why does Tito have a spray bottle of 409 by his computer? I mean, I hope his keyboard is sealed from "mystery" fluid seepage...

MoTropolis- July 26, 2010 at 10:13 am

Ortiz uses the warehouse set from "The Office" while they are not shooting for his actual office. Rumor has it that when he was first told he should have his own office, he went to office depot looking to rent space.

dandeman- July 26, 2010 at 10:00 am

@ Viva hate

Ha! Here I thought he still liked using a Tandy..

dandeman- July 26, 2010 at 9:58 am

I was wondering the same thing, since that old Dell and Old Skool CRT Monitor makes him seem out of date.

MentalyptiC- July 26, 2010 at 9:29 am

Should buy a new comp with w/e scratch he makes off this. BTW, how the ^&@# does he still have a job with the UFC?

Seoul Brother- July 26, 2010 at 8:45 am

Get his title back? When did Tito ever lose his "UFC Heavyweight Douchebag Emeritus Supreme" Belt?

Actually there ought to be a season of "The Ultimate Douchebag" on Spike. It could be a bunch of jabronies like Ortiz, Junie Browning, Josh Koscheck, Jesse Taylor, Ed Herman, Chris Leben, Shonie Carter, Phil Baroni, Karo Syrup, and Josh Barnett all competing for a block of guhmint cheese, Ambien & Oxycontin refill scrips, and a case of PBR.

MoTropolis- July 26, 2010 at 8:42 am

"Reed my lisp...I will not be trash talking on Matt Hammil leeding up to this fite. Cerealy, reed my lisp, I wanna make shore Matt can understand this when he reeds it."

Shaky- July 26, 2010 at 8:18 am

Tito is fighting Hammil because he doesn't want to lose a friend and he realises he has no friends at 205. OK Tito, great logic. No wonder he has an old computer, he can work all the other shit out in his beautiful mind. Usually he just hooks up the VGA cable from his monitor right into the crack in his skull. XP is no match for OS HBBB.

ReX13- July 26, 2010 at 8:00 am

ccman wins the internets today, gentlemen.

snoop dog shit- July 26, 2010 at 7:58 am

"get my title back" Hahahahahahahahahaha

ccman- July 26, 2010 at 7:47 am

Irony alert:

The mouth that never stops meets the ears that never hears.
Unstoppable force meets immovable object........ perfect.

Viva Hate- July 26, 2010 at 7:44 am

@dannyvalentine,
Tito did actually upgrade computers a couple of months ago, he realized maybe the Commodore 64 he was using was outdated and not fully meeting his needs.

justscrappin- July 26, 2010 at 7:40 am

You know...as wrecked as she looks now..compared to how hot she was back in the day...I would still let her give me a signature blowjob.

fatbellyfrank- July 26, 2010 at 7:27 am

Breaking news: Jenna will be assisting in revolutionary new surgery to attempt to restore Matt hamills hearing. Apparently the process does not require any intrusive procedures around the head and neck area.
Jenna has assured medical staff she will be able to suck his eardrums out through the eye of his cock.

fatbellyfrank- July 26, 2010 at 7:23 am

Apparently the neck problems were caused by a number of factors:
1. Enormous fucken head causing intense downward loading
2. No fucken spine causing neck to absorb full downward loading
3. Enormous stress loading on neck caused by constant bobble head motion.

I beleive there were more factors invoved. If any posters become aware of any information please keep us all in the loop

dannyvalentine- July 26, 2010 at 7:19 am

Tito! Hey man, you think with all the money you are making you could update the old PC? That dell you are rocking went obsolete in '07.

CheechFace- July 26, 2010 at 7:14 am

I'm just impressed that Tito can read and sign his own name. But I guess if you repeat things often enough even a parrot can "read" and as for signing his name well I've seen elephants paint so I guess a bald gorilla signing his name isn't that impressive.

jimbonics- July 26, 2010 at 7:01 am

Hamill will throw the fight so his buddy doesn't get ousted. Then he'll go to the red carpet premiere of his new movie that no one wants to watch.

justscrappin- July 26, 2010 at 6:56 am

Hopefully this is his swan song. After he pulled that shit on TUF....probably knowing he needed surgery on his jankie ass neck and back..but still trying to get airtime. Maybe this is Dana's way of saying fuck you very much by letting one of his buddies send him on his way.

fatbellyfrank- July 26, 2010 at 6:46 am

Fuck, Is Tito still employed?

GUI-uh-TEEN- July 26, 2010 at 6:30 am

Matt Hamill is such an awesome guy. It's also really awesome of Tito to say how awesome Hamill is. I really appreciate such an awesome show of respect in the most awesome sport in the awesome world. I think it would be so awesome if Tito got another commentating spot for a less awesome organization than the UFC.

justscrappin- July 26, 2010 at 6:27 am

I think the no trash talk policy Tito has inacted before this fight is actually the smartest thing Tito has ever done. It's not like Hamill will hear what he said.....*looks around at everyone with disapproving looks on their faces* For cereal though...the man says no trashtalking..then says he will cave his face in. This coming from a guy with a "cracked skull" and who has just had his crumbling neck and back rebuilt. I'm sure this will go well for you Jacob. My prediction? Hamill by tramp stamp staph infection.

Viva Hate- July 26, 2010 at 6:12 am

Funny thing is Jenna says the same thing about getting her balloon knot filled with 9 guys man mayo, strictly business.

Video: Tito Ortiz ‘Strictly Business’ Against Matt Hamill

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