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Video: UFC Primetime – Lesnar vs. Velasquez Episode 1

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If you missed episode one of UFC Primetime – Lesnar vs. Velasquez last night, we got you covered, playa.

The first segment shed some light on the background of Velasquez beyond the topical info we already know about his pop being an illegal immigrant and him being a hard worker. I was pretty surprised to hear Javier Mendez say that Cain has more talent than anyone he has ever trained including Frank Shamrock, Cung Le or BJ Penn. I could have sworn I heard Josh Koscheck mutter, "Javier. I’m right here and I can hear you," off camera.

Another interesting tidbit that kind of flew under the radar was that Pat Barry is in Minnesota helping Brock do something about his stand-up. Honestly, he might be about two years too late to make any marked improvement in Brock’s hands, but I may be wrong. Just ask James Toney how much can be learned in a few months.

Part two is after the jump.

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msinon- October 8, 2010 at 7:44 am
Can't wait for this one. Hope it's as epic as it could be.

In the spirit of this thread...Now I realize Cain is an anchor baby.
Jawbreaker_46- October 8, 2010 at 1:12 am
As someone with 3 1/2 years of experience as a correctional officer I can say that Cock Chester looks like a gay lumber jack on roids with that beard. And that tattoo will never be cool... ever. They both can wrestle, they both hit hard, Cain is on another level as far as striking goes, but one punch from Brock can put anyone on thier ass. This fight will come down to who ever imposes thier will. I was there when Brock fought Herring and WOW. That was possibly the most one sided beating I've ever seen, and Herring hasn't fought since if I'm not mistaken. Anyone wanna bet that if Cain does pull it off that his defense against Dos Santos (which is a fight I would LOVE to see, belt or no belt) will be in Texas or even Mexico City?
Gardeninja- October 7, 2010 at 6:50 pm
I'm from Canada and Stinky French Criminal Hippies pick produce...when will their champion arise?
MediumRare- October 7, 2010 at 4:41 pm
As someone who spent 19 years trafficking heroin and harvesting organs from unsuspecting tourists in Thailand, all I can say is fuck you to "loading lettuce is the hardest job in the world."
CZ- October 7, 2010 at 4:31 pm

At the risk of falling for the trap you laid, Im going to say it anyway. Dude fights for the WEC. Its Javier Vazquez. And the other guy wont be a yankees pitcher for long. Cashman learned his lesson this time around
Gener- October 7, 2010 at 4:21 pm
@ Medium Rare

Not sure it's worth the insane back and forth, but if Cain's about to get some huge acknowledgement for being Mexican when he does the job Carwin came up just short on, then I think it only right to declare Mo Smith the freakin' Jackie Robinson of this sport!
MediumRare- October 7, 2010 at 4:14 pm
Do we get to argue about whether Cain and his "Brown Pride" tattoo are racist now?
El Guapo- October 7, 2010 at 4:14 pm
(Dana White voice)Where the fuck did I say only Hispanics pick lettuce? Where the fuck did I say that picking lettuce is the only back breaking job in the U.S. and of motherfuckin A? Please show me where the fuck I said that and I'll show you a fucking rainbow unicorn that shits silver fuckin dollars.

In closing, do you think guys would risk their lives snow crab fishing or some other dangerous profession if it paid the same as flipping burgers?? We can play stupid till the cows come home but you know damn well nobody here's gonna do some hard ass job for minimum wage or less. Thank you for your time, you've been great and WAR MMAinmyBlood!
Gener- October 7, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Okay, I have to know....

How much did UPS pay Cain to put a freakin' tattoo on his chest?!

Talk about innovative marketing!
itsgalf- October 7, 2010 at 3:23 pm
@cecil_pupils: Yup that also annoyed me. They wouldn't just come out and say "He's an illegal immigrant"
intercept440- October 7, 2010 at 3:08 pm
@El guapo

r you trying to say no one else will pick lettuce but a hispanic????

Plenty of people would pick lettuce if they had no job and no education...

i would ....But since i have an education and a good job that pays more at the current time in history.. ide have to say no my good man, i would not pick lettuce for 5 bucks an hour 10-12 hours a day.

wow i just read my sounds a bit contrived.. concieted even..
o well fuck it im to lazy to press delete 112 times. so ill just post it and get back to work
uzithrasha- October 7, 2010 at 2:10 pm
wasnt rico rodriguez mexicano. Eveyone is saying brock stand up sucks, what about him fighting herring, rocked him how many times, hes rocked frank mir, randy couture. His stand up aint bad, shanes got heavy hands and caught him. Cain got rocked by kongo so i feel the stand up can go any way
Almost North- October 7, 2010 at 1:39 pm
At least you didn't work in the dildo recycling division.
nickyroose- October 7, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Listen I used to work for Vivid. Dude try lifting boxes of dildos every day. There was 40 or 50 a box. Just dildo after Dildo. The road was paved with Dildos. How much does a head of lettuce weigh? Not much. The Lex Steele Special? Like three pounds. And Lettuce takes up more room, man they crammed those dildos in there. Work one day schlepping Dildos and say Lettuce hauler is a tough job without cracking a smile.
Almost North- October 7, 2010 at 1:30 pm
Those lifted trucks are provided by the sponsors. They pick those because it gets attention to their logos on the side.
RwilsonR- October 7, 2010 at 1:14 pm
@ Triple H - hilarious!

@ GUI-uh - What don't they just use a K then? And don't get me started on those double L's - ever heard of a Y?! Crazy Mexicans!
Jesus Frijoles- October 7, 2010 at 1:10 pm
Well.....I carried sheetrock for years, on my days off I layed sod. Boxes of lettuce for would have seemed like a fucking vacation to me.
Meaot- October 7, 2010 at 1:09 pm
That is one sexy beard Brock. Can I stroke its beautiful blonde bushiness sometime? No homo, I promise.

PS Are lifted F250s the only thing heavyweights can fit in? Someone get these guys a classy car befitting a man of action, like a Land Rover.
HipHopHieronymus- October 7, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Someone tell Tim Kennedy his job is for pussies, real mean do lettuce
GILL-uh-TEEN- October 7, 2010 at 12:52 pm
Attention world: Mexicans pronounce a Q like a K. See Quesadilla.
831 Father- October 7, 2010 at 12:51 pm
@Almost North: You tell it! Take that cabbage lady manager!

And lol at Cain coming from a "day labor" background. No, that was his dad, while Cain got to go to college and do sports all his life.

Oh, I'm not interested in shots of Cain wrapping his hands.
JCVD as Timecop- October 7, 2010 at 12:46 pm
Also, work industrial steel and tell me packing lettuce is a hard job in the same breath without cracking a smile. I dare you.
El Famous Burrito- October 7, 2010 at 12:43 pm
I'd pick lettuce for 8 hours for 10 bucks an hour, if I had no other job. You get to work outdoors, get a good workout, and, of course FREE LETTUCE!
El Guapo- October 7, 2010 at 12:42 pm
Who here would pick lettuce 10-12 hours a day for 5 bucks an hour?(SILENCE)

Okaaaay. 8 hours a day, for 10 bucks an hour??(MORE SILENCE)


Almost North- October 7, 2010 at 12:40 pm
As somebody pointed out about me a while back

"I'm not sure where I'm going with this but I want everyone to know that I know what I'm talking about"

Pretty much sums up whats going on in this thread.