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[VIDEO] – War Machine’s Final 48 Hours of Freedom


(Well, at least the guy knows how to go out in style.) 

After a year long prison sentence training camp helped propel John Koppenhaver War Machine to a brilliant third round TKO over Roger Huerta last November, it saddened the world to find out that the former UFC fighter, TUF 6 star, and short lived pornstar would headed back to jail for another year, despite already being released some 8 months ago.

The unfortunate announcement came shortly after War Machine snagged a place in Bellator’s season 6 welterweight tournament, and appeared to be at least attempting to turn his life around. Needless to say, War Machine was pissed.

And now that War Machine’s days are truly numbered, he decided to sit down with MMA Uncensored Live for a lengthy interview, which will air this Thursday at 11 p.m. on Spike TV.

Check out a video preview of the interview below.

A few highlights:

“There’s fight or flight. My nature is to fight, you know, I don’t flight.”  [If we've preached one thing to you, War Machine, it's proper grammar and syntax. Come on man!] 

“I’m a professional fighter, but I’m still a human.” [True. Your name, however, states otherwise.] 

“I’m not a monster.” [Again, the name.]

“Every time I’ve ever been in trouble, to be honest, I still think I did the right thing, every time. [We feel you there.] 

-J. Jones

Comments

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    Nice to see that CP's butt is still as sore as War Machine's is going to be again.
  2. ArmFarmer Says:

    Wed, 03/14/12 - 02:59


    cagepotato should never give anyone an english lesson.. practice what you preach. See above article.
  3. J. Jones Says:

    Wed, 03/14/12 - 03:15


    WaT R u geting at ArmPharmer? Looks fyne 2 me!
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    I'm just as excited for the Big House Blogs 2 as I was for the final Harry Potter book.
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    Wed, 03/14/12 - 07:41


    [...] Original post by J. Jones [...]
  6. Waxedpants Says:

    Wed, 03/14/12 - 10:34


    Captions were brilliant
  7. NomadRip Says:

    Thu, 03/15/12 - 08:16


    The headline had me thought this was a video of 48 hours of old War Machine living it up. Grammar & syntax be damned.
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    Thu, 03/15/12 - 08:45


    “Every time I’ve ever been in trouble, to be honest, I still think I did the right thing, every time." Well, if the cops ever put one of those "spit-masks" on you, chances are you did at least 1 thing wrong.
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