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Video: Watch Gina Carano Metaphorically Bang *Everyone* in the New Haywire Trailer


(Video courtesy of YouTube/HaywireMovie)

Relativity Media released a second slick new trailer for Gina Carano’s upcoming action flick “Haywire” today, and although it doesn’t really contain any new footage of note other than a not so surprising clip of Antonio Banderas saying he’s never done a woman before, it still makes us want to see the film that much more.

The jury is still out about whether or not we agree with their blatant alteration of Gina’s voice in the movie that makes her sound like a 46-year-old chain-smoking switchboard operator from a taxi company, but we’ll wait and see if it affects the overall quality of the film.

When we watch her fight and triangle choke pretty much every male character in the movie, we can’t help but think of her quote from earlier in the week where she said that fighting people is like having sex with them (which made one of her former opponents feel used, BTW). In that context, she comes off as a pretty big floozy in the movie because she metaphorically bangs *everyone* by the looks of it.

Anyway, if you can’t wait until January to see Gina’s portrayal of set-up rogue agent Mallory Kane in the movie, watch for special advance screenings at film festivals between now and then as we’re told there should be a few more.

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yuntian- November 13, 2011 at 7:11 pm
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DARKHORSE06- November 11, 2011 at 7:35 pm
As Don Frye would say "I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to stand in the shadow of the man that fucked her last." Fuck shes hot.
skeletor- November 11, 2011 at 1:57 pm
I have a feeling if her and I were to fight it would end up with an immediate rematch. The first fight would probably end after a furious opening exchange with a premature stoppage. The second fight would happen after a ten minute rest, and unless she surprised me with something unexpected would probably go the distance. I'd imagine the second fight would end with me in her guard ground and punding at a feverous pace.
NomadRip- November 11, 2011 at 12:37 pm
That still looks great to me. "You shouldn't think of her as being a woman. That would be a mistake." Is that the lead-in to the sequel Fried Taco just mentioned? Spoiler alert, people!
Fried Taco- November 11, 2011 at 12:28 pm
The movie is a hit so far, and they've already started working on the sequel. The tag line: "She destroyed everyone they sent after her, until they found the one person that could stop her. Haywire 2: Cyborg"
aaronb- November 11, 2011 at 11:59 am
I believe that I would like to have sexual relations with that woman....Miss Carano
RwilsonR- November 11, 2011 at 11:44 am
Carmen was threatening to put Gina in a modified north-south position in an earlier thread, and I for one, would like to see it. I'm not sure who would finish who first.
Kimbos Bread- November 11, 2011 at 11:39 am
She could stand and bang with me anytime.
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