You read all about it yesterday, now watch the video of best-selling author Matt Polly’s first/last MMA bout. It isn’t the most technically pretty fight you’ll ever see, though the Tuff-N-Uff announcers compare Polly to Fedor Emelianenko and Neo from the Matrix before finally concluding that he’s "one of the fastest fighters" they’ve ever seen in that promotion. Whitest, maybe. But fastest? Still, Polly used his range and killer jab to pick his young opponent apart over two rounds until he quit on his stool, and damned if it doesn’t make us proud to see a fellow nerd kicking a little ass.
Now go write that book, Polly. Cage Potato readers want to hear more about the IFL incident. Don’t let them down.