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Video: When the Chill Dawg Rule Fails

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With Houston Alexander and Kimbo Slice set to square off in a "Ultimate Fighter" finale fight that could have been the Super Bowl of backyard brawls a few years ago, it seems only fitting that we take a look at what happens when the social contract breaks down and one man fails to adhere to the Chill Dawg Rule, which has a clear precedent in the fighting world.  What you see here is a fight between Kristijan Golubovic and Marian Rusu in a Serbian event ironically titled "Ultra FC: Stop the Crime." 

While there is no official word on whether this event succeeded in halting all crime in Serbia, it could not have helped that this fight turned into a lawless shit-show less than thirty seconds in.  Rusu was eventually ruled the loser via leg injury, but his opponent was reluctant to let him off that easily, chasing him around the cage and shoving the ref down in order to continue fighting a man who clearly wanted out.  I guess we shouldn’t be surprised, since Golubovic appears to be a pretty famous criminal in his home country.  He also has an awesomely obnoxious website.

Let this be a lesson to all you kids out there.  There’s nothing cool about failing to chill when asked properly.

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petro- December 4, 2009 at 11:23 am
lol @ BBB, you're an idiot.

As for MMA in Serbia, as much as I'd like to see it flourish, I don't think there's a good base for training such as wrestling in US, and Sambo in Russia. But it's coming around slowly, although I think it's still at its brawler stages...maybe in another 4-5 years we may see some decent fighters emerge.
Krazy Kracker- December 4, 2009 at 10:28 am
I saw an old school fight vid of Houston Alexander's where his opponent gets a full mount and starts to ground and pound but when they try to move them to the center of the ring when they get caught up in the ropes, Houston refuses to lay back down on the ground. I guess he just assumes they will ignore it and let him stand and trade. They don't. It's the only time I've seen a fight end in MMA to a standing 10 count. He lost by DQ. The ref looked like a flustered mother trying everything to get her chubby kid out of the candy aisle. Anyone else see this vid? I think people should have been suspicious then that he had ZERO ground game. Since his initials are HA I bet he thinks people are cheering for him when they laugh at him.
BillyBigBalls- December 4, 2009 at 5:22 am
Serbians can only fight against women and children. Read up on this Golubovic, total sausage jockey scumbag, was probably one of Arkan's ass bandits in the Bosnian war.
Dana Blanco- December 4, 2009 at 1:36 am
If they fight like that muppet, there won't soon be many Serbians in the UFC.
SonOfSerbia- December 4, 2009 at 1:26 am
Srbija! We have some crazy cage fights in our country, I'm surprised we dont have any fighters in the UFC
petro- December 3, 2009 at 12:35 pm
agentsmith- December 3, 2009 at 11:54 am
"Chill dog! Let me catch my breath!"

I bet they had to edit this phrase out of the audio for most of the fights on TUF this season.
Lunk- December 3, 2009 at 10:21 am
Whatever the fuck that announcer was saying, he sounds better than Buffer!

Having said that, how many times has CagePotato linked the Urban Dictionary? Damn, I hope you guys are gettin residuals on that.
skeletor- December 3, 2009 at 9:59 am
Fuck this guy! he thinks he's bad let him try spending one day in Eternia. After he experiences that he would pray for the day he returned to serbian prison.
mthomas- December 3, 2009 at 9:45 am
The best part is the hearty Serbian belly laugh immediately after the ref gets shoved @ 2:00. Listen for yourself, you won't be disappointed.
Perdew- December 3, 2009 at 9:41 am
apparently the move following chill dawg is lost in translation in serbia

kung fu move = push ref
se7ensenses- December 3, 2009 at 9:37 am
Someone tell Brock its ok to do that to Mazagatti next time.