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Oh, these “ring girl searches.”  Just related enough to the sport of MMA for us to have an excuse for posting them.  I really like Dave Farra’s interview style, because he manages to say things like “Maybe you should go with the ass-shaking thing again, because that worked pretty well last time,” and yet somehow he does not come off sounding like a jerk or a perv, like I would if I said that to a girl in a club.

Seriously though, why do they always ask these girls what they know about MMA?  Are we supposed to be disappointed when a wanna-be ring girl can’t even name an MMA fighter?  Because I’m not.  Nor am I surprised.  I am, however, endlessly amused by the girl who says she likes Randy Couture before blowing a kiss to him (assuming that he’s at home watching Raw Vegas videos on his computer, of course).  When Dave informs her that he’s married to a woman who can also fight a little bit, she responds, “Well then I guess I’ll have to wait.”

I’ll let you guys debate whether that woman has failed to grasp the concept of marriage, or whether she actually knows enough about Couture’s personal history for that to be a somewhat intelligent statement.

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Jay Smith- May 2, 2009 at 4:50 pm
To quote the immortal 2-Pac: "You wonder why we call you bitch"
agentsmith- March 20, 2009 at 8:25 am
The one chick has a "Christina" piercing... "but it's not what you think."

According to wikipedia, "a Christina piercing, also less commonly known as a Venus piercing, is a female genital piercing. It is located where the outer labia meet, below the pubic mound."

Well I guess that's not EXACTLY what I was thinking...
mayhem420- March 20, 2009 at 5:28 am
Most of those chicks are ugly, one looked a little like a horse with them big ass over bite and teeth....
mmafan-atic- March 20, 2009 at 5:16 am
thats right Bobby M ... MMA Fix threw the heat right out of the kitchen - and into a pile of crushed up painkillers
The Mask's Ghost- March 19, 2009 at 11:24 pm
What a boring ass video. Id rather get cut in half than watch that shit.

Ooops.. too late
Bobby M- March 19, 2009 at 6:26 pm
HEY! they took out Karo Parysian from the intro! ABOUT FREAKING TIME!
Truth2Pwr- March 19, 2009 at 5:27 pm
I have no idea how Randy can even get it up for Kim anymore after seeing that picture of her jaw all curb stomped in half. That shit was flat out traumatic. If I had to choose between getting my shizzle nizzle on with a broken faced Kim Couture or a mini-skirted Akihiro Gono...

...I'd try to jump in front of the nearest bus. But if I couldn't find a bus to put me out of my misery, it would be a pretty tough call. I'd probably go with Kim, but still.... damn!
DukeofNewYork A#1- March 19, 2009 at 4:38 pm
i dont think Randy understands the concept of marriage, seeing as how he as been married 3 times, so i guess that chicks wait wont be so long.
Clyde- March 19, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Plus if Kim keeps getting her face broken, Randy should be looking to trade in pretty soon. Or have a mid life crisis and just get something to ride on weekends. Either a GSX-R or a cheap slag (pictured)
CanadianProduce- March 19, 2009 at 4:13 pm
@ Batman

Ha Ha, you just said labia...and pubic...and sexual...haha...and stimulation...and pressure...and um trousers? Ok my boners gone.
rokabee- March 19, 2009 at 3:54 pm
wtf? who wears trousers these days?
Batman- March 19, 2009 at 3:36 pm

A Christina piercing, also less commonly known as a Venus piercing, is a female genital piercing. It is located where the outer labia meet, below the pubic mound. Unless the recipient has an extremely sympathetic anatomy, Christinas are usually considered surface piercings and have a high rejection rate. Due to anatomical variation, it is not possible with every woman. The piercing does not facilitate sexual stimulation and can be found uncomfortable when pressure is applied, for example when wearing tight trousers.
Dana White- March 19, 2009 at 3:28 pm
fucking nasty bitches.....
rokabee- March 19, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Arriany > all
War Machine's Dad- March 19, 2009 at 3:24 pm
My son, War Machine, has a Christina!!!!!
ItburnswhenIpee- March 19, 2009 at 3:23 pm
It was tough... but I sat through it.... five times...
Brad- March 19, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Can anyone actually sit through that video? If I wanted to see douches I'd go to a club. lame.