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Videos: Affliction “Trilogy” Hype, + Cro Cop Goes to the Bathroom and Is Therefore Beatable

So here’s a little taste of how Affliction is hyping their third (but totally not final) event.  Basically, it’s W-A-M-M-A champ Fedor Emelianenko against Josh Barnett, and yeah, some other dudes will be fighting on the “stacked” undercard.  So stacked, in fact, they can’t even get into it on this brief ad.  Just take their word for it, okay?

After the jump, Mirko “Cro Cop” Filipovic talks about his motivation for coming back to the UFC (proving jerks like us wrong), and Mostapha Al-Turk employs some logically consequential thinking to come to the conclusion that since all men who go to the bathroom are beatable, and Cro Cop is a man who goes to the bathroom, therefore Cro Cop is beatable.  Yeah, son!  Now that’s how you hype a fight!!!!

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John Kimble- June 12, 2009 at 5:28 pm
If he loses, i have an idea for a movie deal. He's a bionic street cop with a metal left leg that he uses to enforce the law. The title?


It would be totally fictitious of course, as i asked him in his mma-id interview if he ever kicked anybody in the head as a cop. He said no. Look it up, just google the mma id interview he did.
Smeewa- June 12, 2009 at 5:21 pm
TheHuytonHandGrenade- and straws?

Ceeph- June 12, 2009 at 2:11 pm
TheHuytonHandGrenade - you don't keep cups in the kitchen?
831 Son- June 12, 2009 at 1:26 pm
You are a fucking idiot HuytonHandGrenade.

He implied that by saying he goes to the kitchen. Wow, some people are straight retarded.

BM2 does deserve a t-shirt or something for that one. At least an applaud.
Androiddrew- June 12, 2009 at 12:20 pm
You would think I'm the biggest pushover in the world, if you could see what I just left in the bathroom.
TheHuytonHandGrenade- June 12, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Sorry to rain on your parade BM2 but Machida doesnt go to the bathroom or the kitchen he goes in his favourite cup and then gets his straw out
LargeMidget- June 12, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Crocop is back because he's broke. Same as Kimbo.
UncleSamsMisguidedChild- June 12, 2009 at 11:34 am
@ BM2 awesome comment made my day give this man a t shirt and a reach around.
Shatski- June 12, 2009 at 11:32 am
BM2, you figured that man out!! Maybe before his next fight, Shogun will lure him towards the bathroom with Reese's Pieces like E.T.
LukeTheDuke- June 12, 2009 at 11:29 am
BM2 comment of the month
Dante- June 12, 2009 at 11:08 am
BM2- June 12, 2009 at 10:56 am
I knew it. Machida never goes to the bathroom, he goes to the kitchen. That's why he is unbeatable.