Videos: Andrei Arlovski vs. Jean Claude Van Damme, Georges St. Pierre vs. Taylor Swift
(Props: MMA Mania)
When we first saw this trailer to Universal Soldier: Regeneration, we were pleased to learn that Andrei Arlovski not only has a role in the flick, but is actually one of the three leads along with JCVD and Dolph Lundgren. Despite his prominence, the Pitbull was apparently given no lines, which is probably for the best considering his accent is thicker than Ice-T's wife's ass. [Ed. note: Yes, I graduated from the Michael Schiavello School of Genius Pop-Culture References.] Can Andrei parlay his skills as Tough Silent Guy into a long-term film career, or will he have to go back to his crappy day job?
After the jump: Some douchebag ruins a poor girl's big moment.
(Props: lookoutawhale)
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RPS13 Says:
i not impress with your performance either taylor swift
Old_Bald_and_Irish Says:
Once again, "Lookoutawhale" delivers the gold!
jimbonics Says:
That GSP shit is teh funnay!
skeletor Says:
Did he not see what happened to Kanye? Why would GSP do that shit? What an asshole. And Taylor Swift doesn't sing country music she sings pop music, an mtv award is more fitting than a country music award.
I'm also assuming that movie is going straight to DVD.
fACE7biter Says:
Arlovski looks like Gerard Butler in that trailer. Must be the clean shave.
Lookoutawhale is brilliant. If you haven't seen Rocky 83: Riddum Revenge yet, then go watch it. NOW!
Old_Bald_and_Irish Says:
"I'm also assuming that movie is going straight to DVD."
Right you are, skeletor.
I think it's available now via streaming on NetFlix.
Lunk Says:
I keep getting messages that internet explorer has failed to load the page.
Is anybody else having problems at this site?
It only happens at this site for me... all my porn sites are good.
ix791 Says:
that autostart advertisement on the top right side of the page that is a cheap way for people to click on it to stop it and you make money is fucking annoying. i love this site, but i'm not coming back until you guys remove it..hopefully others will follow
mynameisalsoben Says:
that movie could only be 25 minutes long if they just knew "the perfect soldier" would go out cold with a bitch slap to his chin
shitbag Says:
HOLY SHIT! That movie just might have so much awesomeness your head might explode!!!
Andrei Arlovski
Dolph Lundgren
Jean Claude Van Damn
ALL in the same movie playing cyborgs??!?!? WOW
Tai-Pan Says:
@Lunk
I have the same fucking problem but only with this site and only using Internet Explorer or Safari.
And Fuck that Ad.
mthomas Says:
Yeah...I've been having problems whenever I load the homepage: I have to refresh it every time. Seems to only be with I/E though and not Firefox. And I agree with ix791, everyone hates that fucking ad. I click on it every time just to turn it off. LAME!! Fuck "Beefy Records". Still haven't made up my mind about "Hydrate Records"....
brandorm Says:
I've had that same problem for a while now. No problems on firefox or my iphone, just internet explorer.
agentsmith Says:
I can see it now... in the final climactic fight, Arlovski beats up JCVD for three minutes, then gets knocked cold by a single overhand right.
Sabado Gigante Says:
GSP comes off as that one dad when on your senior year of high school in the state championship game, you throw for 450 yards, rush for 367, throw for 5 TDs, and kick the game winning field goal, and he still makes you run sprints in the back yard because you played like shit!
"eye um not impress by yor pa form aaaance!!!" -Dad St. Pierre (DSP)
NateGetsIrate Says:
So we're supposed to believe that JVCD can take out Arlovski?
Now THAT is a science fiction, my friends.
Häkkiperuna Says:
The famous Rogan twins were awesome!
ReX13 Says:
shitbag Says:
Tue, 11/24/2009 - 10:10
HOLY SHIT! That movie just might have so much awesomeness your head might explode!!!
Andrei Arlovski
Dolph Lundgren
Jean Claude Van Damn
ALL in the same movie playing cyborgs??!?!? WOW
If zombies or ninjas are involved, i'll buy my tickets now. Maybe if there are monkeys.