Videos: Bas Rutten Highlight Reel, UFC 94 In-Depth Preview + More
The best reason to tune in to HDNet's Inside MMA has always been to watch Bas Rutten act like a spastic, free-associative maniac. The above clip from the show's "Best of 2008" episode collects Bas's craziest moments, from his heroin-addict pantomimes to his beloved Tony Montana impression. If him and Robin Williams ever met, the world might explode. Check out the latest episode this Friday at 9 p.m., as Renato Sobral, Vitor Belfort and Carlos Condit join Bas and Kenny in the studio.
Here's the extended trailer for UFC 94: St. Pierre vs. Penn 2 (January 31st, Las Vegas). BJ Penn delivers the money line in their segment: "If Jon Fitch reminds [St. Pierre] of the Terminator, he's gonna think I'm God." Later, in the Lyoto vs. Thiago segment, Dana White cackles about how Tito Ortiz couldn't land anything on Machida in his last fight, while Rogan gets enthusiastic about Machida's karate skills. We also get to hear Machida pronounce "with Tito" as "wiffa Cheeto," which is always good for a laugh.
After the jump: Mark Coleman says he'll have a strength advantage against Mauricio Rua at UFC 93, while Rua looks forward to showing the Hammer what a healthy Shogun is capable of.
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Dynamite!! Says:
i am also looking forward to what a healthy shogun is capable of
NealTaflinger Says:
I knew "wiffa cheeto" was coming and still lol'ed.
Malannon Says:
Holy shit! Coleman is still ugly? Who would have thought....
CZ Says:
After I read "wiffa Cheeto" I thought to myself, man thats kinda cheap, but then he said it, and I lost it. I really wouldnt be surprised if that fight stole the show
Derekrva Says:
One of these days I'm gonna see an infomercial for a Bas Rutten commemorative plate/silver dollar and I'll probably buy it.
Goat Says:
After Machida gets past Thiago, he aims to take down Dorrito and Pork Rine next.
babcock Says:
let me know when that infomercial gets aired cuz im all over it
Jugger Says:
Quiz:
--In Thiago Silva's next fight, he will ___.--
a) Inflict no damage upon his opponent
b) Receive no damage from his opponent
c) Lose the fight
d) All of the above
Correct answer: (P) <-- upside down.
Douchebaggery Says:
my wife wants to fuck Bas after watching a few episodes of Inside MMA. she thinks he's awesome
Nick Says:
Well, at least you got that going for you.
player from the south Says:
could anybody watch that whole bas video?
dogmaticdiscordian Says:
@Jugger
I reckon we will see a different Machida this time round, one more in the Anderson Silva mould. He has certainly got the skills, and Thiago isn't the sort of fighter to give up trying to hit him.
Hexed Says:
I think it is hilarious that Dana White thinks it is funny that watching Machida fight is as much fun as watching paint dry.
Seriously Dana, it's not funny that you have an undefeated fighter that is boring as all hell to watch.
In fact, I hate Tito Ortiz and midway through the Machida fight, I became a gigantic Tito fan, because at least he showed up to fight.
What karate skills is Rogan talking about? Staying just out of your opponents reach the entire fight? I guess the first tenant of karate is to avoid the violence if you can...Machida has mad karate skills.
Snuffy Says:
Am I the only mofo stupid enough to belive in Thiago?
Mark my words! He will win!
I also belive Caveman will win over Rua, but Im hoping for Rua! Watch that arm, son!
Jus Imma Chure Rity Says:
player from the south,
I couldn't. It was embarassing and not funny at all.
Massiveamounts Says:
Douchebaggery,
You sir would be doing mma a great dis-service if you didn't allow your wife to fuck Bas......at least let her suck his chack.
A true fan would let.....hell, encourage it even. Are you a true fan?
Jus Imma Chure Rity Says:
Snuffy,
Machida doesn't lose. The guy is technical, and he's def there to win his fights. Thiago, I dunno.
Also, Rua is rusty as bawls and he has injuries here and there. I'm not betting for Rua either. Even though Juicer McBaldster is quite the damn sucky fighter.
Snuffy Says:
Jus Imma Chure Rity
"Machida doesn't lose. The guy is technical, and he's def there to win his fights. Thiago, I dunno."
Well then, thank you for clearing that up for me! Im a beliver now!
Although,
I do agree with you about Rua being rusty and Caveman being the lesser fighter. That is one of the reasons I'm hoping for Rua.
Anonymous Says:
Holy shit I didnt know Bas was so crazy, love it
MKXii Says:
Wtf, I was waiting 9 minutes to hear only on pay-per-vyuuooooooooo, and I get this Sentena sports shit.
hlebtastic Says:
bas is the charles barkley of mma. hopefully he doesn't get a dui looking for a blow job from from douchebaggery's wife.
Johnny Farnham Says:
Bas is awesome. All you haters can get fucked.
kellie Says:
BJ talks too much smack, I hope GSP stomps him, c'mon his last 3 victories weren't impressive, it's not like none of us didn't know he was gonna beat pulver, stevenson, or sherk.
Krazy Pony Says:
Thiago has the look of a guy who isn't fucking around. Very hungry. One way or another, I don't think its going to decsion.
razzle469 Says:
Machida by boredom!
bacon tits Says:
Bas is awesome, excellent comentator, he should be working with Rogen instead of the other guy.
Lyoto has this fight, Thiago's good but not Machida good. but hes a boring fighter.
Rua is taking the win, if he doesnt hurt himself.
Anonymous Says:
not only machida is very good but he's also damn funny
hahaha
cheeto here i come!
rex quantify dow Says:
you think bas wants to do peter pans wife over here forget about it.he already did her months ago she works out in his gym he told me she was called bimbo or sum shit like that i couldn't hear him property cos i was choking out gsp forget about it.
rex quan dow Says:
my name is rex quan dow sorry people forget about damned windows 98
rex quan dow Says:
my name is rex quan dow sorry people forget about it damned windows 98
rex quan dow Says:
fuck get bill gates in here
Billy Bad Ass Says:
Man... if I ever woke up in a music studio with Bas Rutten after a couple bottles of wine. I have a feeling I wouldn't like the taste of my mouth the next morning.
Jay Smith Says:
First of all, Bas is the shit.
Second of all Machidas "0" must go. If Machida beats Silva, that's when I will become a believer. I know he's a good fighter, and I think Joe Rogan explains perfectly why he is undefeated, but Silva is the next big thing at 205, not Machida. I can't wait to watch this and the next PPV.
I went to UFC 92 in Vegas, and just like any other sport, it's great to to be there in all the atmosphere and everything, but you can see sooooo much better when watching it on TV.
Lastly, I'm a pretty witty, funny, and animated. You think I can sample some of your wifes pussy Douchebaggery?
Jay Smith Says:
Is that why they call you "Bad Ass" Billy?
Billy Bad Ass Says:
"hlebtastic Says:
Tue, 01/06/2009 - 17:50
bas is the charles barkley of mma. hopefully he doesn't get a dui looking for a blow job from from douchebaggery's wife."
I laughed my ass off when I read that. If that doesn't get you a t-shirt nothing will boy I tell ya.
High Left Kick Says:
Massiveamounts-
Obviously Douchebaggery isnt a true fan. To even question the situation is a dis-service to both MMA and El Guapo. And for those who weren't aware of Bas' epic commentary, just watch his instructional videos; priceless. I think you can still see most of them on youtube.
P.S.
"Macheeeeta" is obviously winning this match.
Hes gonna put him to sleep, along w/ all the innocent spectators.
Billy Bad Ass Says:
@ Jay Smith
Oh no no... "Billy Bad Ass" loves the ladies. I just seem to think Bas would overwhelm me with his awesomeness and if that didn't work than he'd liver punch me until I succumbed to his wanton need for mouthlove.
Dude. You do not want a Bas Rutten Liver Punch.
Anonymous Says:
Five bucks sais Bas does douchebaggery's wife and then dick-slaps her in the liver FTW!
Anonymous Says:
Yeah, me too, I even laughed the fifth time i listened to it!
Douchebaggery Says:
I will confess you something guys...I was watching a Bass fight last night and had an erection... Should I be concerned about it ?
High Left Kick Says:
. . um not 100% sure, but lets just hope it was only while watching his fights and not anything else. Then it gets kindda weird and still in the grey area. As long as you punched your erection in the liver, its all gravy.