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Videos: Bas Rutten Highlight Reel, UFC 94 In-Depth Preview + More

The best reason to tune in to HDNet’s Inside MMA has always been to watch Bas Rutten act like a spastic, free-associative maniac. The above clip from the show’s "Best of 2008" episode collects Bas’s craziest moments, from his heroin-addict pantomimes to his beloved Tony Montana impression. If him and Robin Williams ever met, the world might explode. Check out the latest episode this Friday at 9 p.m., as Renato Sobral, Vitor Belfort and Carlos Condit join Bas and Kenny in the studio.

Here’s the extended trailer for UFC 94: St. Pierre vs. Penn 2 (January 31st, Las Vegas). BJ Penn delivers the money line in their segment: "If Jon Fitch reminds [St. Pierre] of the Terminator, he’s gonna think I’m God." Later, in the Lyoto vs. Thiago segment, Dana White cackles about how Tito Ortiz couldn’t land anything on Machida in his last fight, while Rogan gets enthusiastic about Machida’s karate skills. We also get to hear Machida pronounce "with Tito" as "wiffa Cheeto," which is always good for a laugh.

After the jump: Mark Coleman says he’ll have a strength advantage against Mauricio Rua at UFC 93, while Rua looks forward to showing the Hammer what a healthy Shogun is capable of.

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High Left Kick- January 9, 2009 at 10:44 am
. . um not 100% sure, but lets just hope it was only while watching his fights and not anything else. Then it gets kindda weird and still in the grey area. As long as you punched your erection in the liver, its all gravy.
Douchebaggery- January 7, 2009 at 2:14 pm
I will confess you something guys...I was watching a Bass fight last night and had an erection... Should I be concerned about it ?
Anonymous- January 7, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Yeah, me too, I even laughed the fifth time i listened to it!
Anonymous- January 7, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Five bucks sais Bas does douchebaggery's wife and then dick-slaps her in the liver FTW!
Billy Bad Ass- January 7, 2009 at 11:05 am
@ Jay Smith

Oh no no... "Billy Bad Ass" loves the ladies. I just seem to think Bas would overwhelm me with his awesomeness and if that didn't work than he'd liver punch me until I succumbed to his wanton need for mouthlove.

Dude. You do not want a Bas Rutten Liver Punch.
Billy Bad Ass- January 7, 2009 at 11:03 am
"hlebtastic Says:
Tue, 01/06/2009 - 17:50
bas is the charles barkley of mma. hopefully he doesn't get a dui looking for a blow job from from douchebaggery's wife."

I laughed my ass off when I read that. If that doesn't get you a t-shirt nothing will boy I tell ya.
High Left Kick- January 7, 2009 at 11:00 am

Obviously Douchebaggery isnt a true fan. To even question the situation is a dis-service to both MMA and El Guapo. And for those who weren't aware of Bas' epic commentary, just watch his instructional videos; priceless. I think you can still see most of them on youtube.


"Macheeeeta" is obviously winning this match.

Hes gonna put him to sleep, along w/ all the innocent spectators.
Jay Smith- January 7, 2009 at 10:59 am
Is that why they call you "Bad Ass" Billy?
Jay Smith- January 7, 2009 at 10:53 am
First of all, Bas is the shit.
Second of all Machidas "0" must go. If Machida beats Silva, that's when I will become a believer. I know he's a good fighter, and I think Joe Rogan explains perfectly why he is undefeated, but Silva is the next big thing at 205, not Machida. I can't wait to watch this and the next PPV.
I went to UFC 92 in Vegas, and just like any other sport, it's great to to be there in all the atmosphere and everything, but you can see sooooo much better when watching it on TV.
Lastly, I'm a pretty witty, funny, and animated. You think I can sample some of your wifes pussy Douchebaggery?
Billy Bad Ass- January 7, 2009 at 10:47 am
Man... if I ever woke up in a music studio with Bas Rutten after a couple bottles of wine. I have a feeling I wouldn't like the taste of my mouth the next morning.
rex quan dow- January 7, 2009 at 3:18 am
fuck get bill gates in here
rex quan dow- January 7, 2009 at 3:17 am
my name is rex quan dow sorry people forget about it damned windows 98
rex quan dow- January 7, 2009 at 3:16 am
my name is rex quan dow sorry people forget about damned windows 98
rex quantify dow- January 7, 2009 at 3:15 am
you think bas wants to do peter pans wife over here forget about it.he already did her months ago she works out in his gym he told me she was called bimbo or sum shit like that i couldn't hear him property cos i was choking out gsp forget about it.
Anonymous- January 7, 2009 at 1:48 am
not only machida is very good but he's also damn funny
cheeto here i come!
bacon tits- January 6, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Bas is awesome, excellent comentator, he should be working with Rogen instead of the other guy.
Lyoto has this fight, Thiago's good but not Machida good. but hes a boring fighter.
Rua is taking the win, if he doesnt hurt himself.
razzle469- January 6, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Machida by boredom!
Krazy Pony- January 6, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Thiago has the look of a guy who isn't fucking around. Very hungry. One way or another, I don't think its going to decsion.
kellie- January 6, 2009 at 7:00 pm
BJ talks too much smack, I hope GSP stomps him, c'mon his last 3 victories weren't impressive, it's not like none of us didn't know he was gonna beat pulver, stevenson, or sherk.
Johnny Farnham- January 6, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Bas is awesome. All you haters can get fucked.
hlebtastic- January 6, 2009 at 5:50 pm
bas is the charles barkley of mma. hopefully he doesn't get a dui looking for a blow job from from douchebaggery's wife.
MKXii- January 6, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Wtf, I was waiting 9 minutes to hear only on pay-per-vyuuooooooooo, and I get this Sentena sports shit.
Anonymous- January 6, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Holy shit I didnt know Bas was so crazy, love it
Snuffy- January 6, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Jus Imma Chure Rity
"Machida doesn't lose. The guy is technical, and he's def there to win his fights. Thiago, I dunno."

Well then, thank you for clearing that up for me! Im a beliver now!

I do agree with you about Rua being rusty and Caveman being the lesser fighter. That is one of the reasons I'm hoping for Rua.
Jus Imma Chure Rity- January 6, 2009 at 3:24 pm

Machida doesn't lose. The guy is technical, and he's def there to win his fights. Thiago, I dunno.

Also, Rua is rusty as bawls and he has injuries here and there. I'm not betting for Rua either. Even though Juicer McBaldster is quite the damn sucky fighter.