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[VIDEOS] Chael Sonnen Talks John McCain, Alien Conspiracies, And Professional Wrestling

(How ignorant we were.) 

Chances are, if Chael Sonnen is not training for an upcoming fight or doing battle inside the octagon itself, he is sitting down in front of a camera and ranting about whatever is on his mind, be it Anderson Silva or the irresponsibility of Canadian reporters. As far as he’s concerned, these rants are meant to provide his audience with a higher understanding of the world around them, and are in the general public’s better interest. Thankfully, Sonnen was able to fight off the schizophrenia that will inevitably overtake his brain for long enough to jot down a collection of these rants into a “self help” book subtly titled “The Voice of Reason.” To say that it is the greatest collection of words and sentences ever committed to paper would be an understatement, so Sonnen opts to call it “A V.I.P pass to enlightenment” instead.

But just in case you didn’t pick up “The Voice of Reason” at your nearest bookstore (or in today’s society, on your Kindle), Sonnen recently locked himself in a dark and dreary basement to elaborate on everything from John McCain’s attempt to crush MMA before it got its sea legs to the conspiracies behind Area 51 and professional wrestling. Are these three things somehow related? Is Chael Sonnen some rogue government agent who has access to this kind of information? Is the Oregonian truly the UFC middleweight champion of the world, and we just don’t know it yet? To put it simply; no, maybe, and DUH.

On John McCain

On All Things Alien Related 

On The Politics of Pro Wrestling

Does anyone else get the feeling that Sonnen is the kind of guy who, after making sweet love to a woman, tells her “You’re welcome,” before kicking her out of his hotel room?

-J. Jones

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macreadysshack- May 10, 2012 at 10:49 am
Steven Seagal invented the front kick and Chael Sonnen invented critical thinking. My God, this generation is truly rich with genius.
ArmFarmer- May 9, 2012 at 2:14 pm
One time I watched an episode of that retarded jesse ventura show. He went to a classified building, asked to come in, and then asked why not and made a big deal out of it. Maybe it's because you don't have clearances dumbass.. most government or government contractors have spaces you need clearances to enter.. if they let in every jackass with a camera it would kind of defeat the purpose wouldn't it?
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Kimbos Bread- May 8, 2012 at 4:36 pm
jack Valet was probably ignored because he asked a stupid ass question. I work in a heavily secured research facility and even I don't know who the fuck takes out the garbage or brings the newspaper. That's the fucking point.
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towelie- May 8, 2012 at 11:22 am
so much for origial thought. that same pic was used in the ME comments yesterday.
DangadaDang- May 8, 2012 at 11:36 am
Really? And here I thought I was being original.
HEY- May 8, 2012 at 10:58 am
I'm buyin' that book fo sho.
KaneThePhoenix- May 8, 2012 at 10:41 am
Isn't that funny. SocraticMethod is trying to make a joke. You forgot the punchline.
Clyde- May 8, 2012 at 10:18 am
Who invented the triangle choke? The Japanese
Who do we associate with the Triangle Choke? The Brazilians.
How did the Brazilians learn the triangle? The Aliens who took the garbage from Area 51 accidentally dropped off some Alien Abductees off in Brazil when dropping the garbage on the Favelas where they thought it wouldn't be noticed.

True Story.
SocraticMethod- May 8, 2012 at 10:02 am
Uhh, I'm pretty sure Sonnen can't make sweet love to a woman, what with the lack of puberty and all.
KaneThePhoenix- May 8, 2012 at 10:40 am
Oh, isn't that cute. You're trying to make a funny, you forgot your punchline.
SocraticMethod- May 8, 2012 at 11:21 am
Did I strike a nerve? Sorry, sweetie.