As wealthy and powerful as Dana White is, there’s still nothing that gives him as much joy as playing practical jokes on his employees. Why? Because a) money can’t buy the happiness that someone else’s temporary displeasure brings, and b) they can’t really get mad unless they want to risk losing their job. It’s the perfect joke. Aside from Dana’s experiments with the Bomb Bag, which mostly fails to elicit the kind of ‘oh, shit!’ reaction he’s looking for, this episode is mostly just DW giving away loads of tickets to grateful fans, sometimes in bulk. It kind of makes you wonder, is the UFC planning on selling any tickets to this event? After watching this it’s going to be even more difficult than usual to take Mike Goldberg at his word when he references the sold-out arena on the UFC 104 broadcast.
After the jump, a preview of tonight’s "Ultimate Fighter," wherein Darrill "Titties" Schoonover has finally had enough of "Rampage" Jackson’s breast-related harassment.
Rampage is a true dickhead, just like Rashad said last night. Wonder why Rampage doesn’t pull the “Titties” bullshit with Roy Nelson, whose man-boobs are far bigger than Schoonover’s? Because Roy would absolutely beat the shit right out of Rampage, and Rampage knows it.