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Videos: The Definition of Being 'Knocked Retarded,' TUF 9's Coaches Get Some New Wheels

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Not sure who these dudes are, but good Lord, check out the expression on the loser's face after eating that kick. All he needs is some cartoon birds chirping around his head to complete the scene. Seriously, he's lucky the winner didn't run over and draw dicks on his face.

After the jump: Michael Bisping and Dan Henderson get a first look at the tricked-out Range Rovers they'll be getting as rewards for coaching TUF 9. Both fighters say that they're having great training camps in advance of their meeting at UFC 100, and are ready to get after it. Bisping actually feels like he could take on anyone in the world right now. He'll need that confidence next month when Henderson is on top of him, covering his mouth and nose with one hand and punching him with the other.

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Comments

That Chinaman's jaw has to be broken. That's just straight adrenline holding him up like that... not the crappy promotion, but the chemical in the body that produces your fight or flight response. : )

can't stop laughing at that KO, thanks guys

His face looks like the demented girl from "The Ring". Slick combo though.

the only time i can ever "Read" something that makes me laugh out loud is the cagepotato comments. Ahh man...

"Seriously, he's lucky the winner didn't run over and draw dicks on his face."

I can't read this without laughing. I'm blaming it on the sleep deprivation.

Bisping's going to win, isn't he? And that fear is only growing in the heads of Hendo fans. I can feel it.

Bisping will go down like that Chinaman. One hell of a KO right there.

Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature dude....

I'm torn between my hope that Bisping will loose and shut the fuck up, and my hope that he'll get a shot at Anderson Silva and Silva will actually do what we expected of him in his last two title defences. The upshot of which of course is Bisping shutting the fuck up.

Also, they should re-dub that video and have the guy get up saying "Brains... Braaaaiiins... Braaaaaiiiiiins..."

I'd prefer that there was a double knockout then both of them would shut the hell up.

Great knockout, but it doesn't look like the kick even connected. He was already on his way back and his head doesn't snap or anything. Still cool, but I think he dodged a bullet there.

Also see: Sergei vs. Ninja.

War Bisping, motherfuckers.

"Meohfumado Says:
Wed, 06/24/2009 - 16:55
Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature dude...."

YESSSSSSSSS!!! This is what I was looking for from a fellow CPer! Good work!

if anyone ends up w. dicks drawn on their face it'll be Bisping.

After I knock out 831 son he will look like that and will draw HAL's dick on his face :)

You're such a pussy UFC fan. You would get fucked up you little girl.

you OBVIOUSLY want dicks drawn on your face.
There's no way in hell I would ever be worried about you, you little queer from Cali......fucking funny!