Videos: The Definition of Being ‘Knocked Retarded,’ TUF 9′s Coaches Get Some New Wheels

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Not sure who these dudes are, but good Lord, check out the expression on the loser’s face after eating that kick. All he needs is some cartoon birds chirping around his head to complete the scene. Seriously, he’s lucky the winner didn’t run over and draw dicks on his face.

After the jump: Michael Bisping and Dan Henderson get a first look at the tricked-out Range Rovers they’ll be getting as rewards for coaching TUF 9. Both fighters say that they’re having great training camps in advance of their meeting at UFC 100, and are ready to get after it. Bisping actually feels like he could take on anyone in the world right now. He’ll need that confidence next month when Henderson is on top of him, covering his mouth and nose with one hand and punching him with the other.

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Tags: Dan Henderson,fight,knockout,KO,Michael Bisping,MMA

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UFC fan- June 25, 2009 at 5:02 pm

you OBVIOUSLY want dicks drawn on your face.
There's no way in hell I would ever be worried about you, you little queer from Cali......fucking funny!

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831 Son- June 25, 2009 at 10:31 am

You're such a pussy UFC fan. You would get fucked up you little girl.

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UFC fan- June 24, 2009 at 11:13 pm

After I knock out 831 son he will look like that and will draw HAL's dick on his face :)

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twincest- June 24, 2009 at 9:25 pm

if anyone ends up w. dicks drawn on their face it'll be Bisping.

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MyFightWiffaCheeto- June 24, 2009 at 9:06 pm

"Meohfumado Says:
Wed, 06/24/2009 - 16:55
Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature dude...."

YESSSSSSSSS!!! This is what I was looking for from a fellow CPer! Good work!

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Peppermint Nightmare- June 24, 2009 at 4:46 pm

War Bisping, motherfuckers.

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Fastolph- June 24, 2009 at 3:29 pm

Also see: Sergei vs. Ninja.

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Goog- June 24, 2009 at 3:09 pm

Great knockout, but it doesn't look like the kick even connected. He was already on his way back and his head doesn't snap or anything. Still cool, but I think he dodged a bullet there.

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Clue-by-Four- June 24, 2009 at 2:16 pm

I'd prefer that there was a double knockout then both of them would shut the hell up.

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Clyde- June 24, 2009 at 2:00 pm

I'm torn between my hope that Bisping will loose and shut the fuck up, and my hope that he'll get a shot at Anderson Silva and Silva will actually do what we expected of him in his last two title defences. The upshot of which of course is Bisping shutting the fuck up.

Also, they should re-dub that video and have the guy get up saying "Brains... Braaaaiiins... Braaaaaiiiiiins..."

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Meohfumado- June 24, 2009 at 1:55 pm

Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature dude....

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Crap Factory- June 24, 2009 at 1:04 pm

Bisping will go down like that Chinaman. One hell of a KO right there.

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Anonymous- June 24, 2009 at 12:56 pm

Bisping's going to win, isn't he? And that fear is only growing in the heads of Hendo fans. I can feel it.

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Clue-by-Four- June 24, 2009 at 12:55 pm

"Seriously, he's lucky the winner didn't run over and draw dicks on his face."

I can't read this without laughing. I'm blaming it on the sleep deprivation.

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willum- June 24, 2009 at 12:23 pm

the only time i can ever "Read" something that makes me laugh out loud is the cagepotato comments. Ahh man...

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MMAMoneyLine- June 24, 2009 at 12:11 pm

His face looks like the demented girl from "The Ring". Slick combo though.

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just some dong- June 24, 2009 at 12:07 pm

can't stop laughing at that KO, thanks guys

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MyFightWiffaCheeto- June 24, 2009 at 12:05 pm

That Chinaman's jaw has to be broken. That's just straight adrenline holding him up like that... not the crappy promotion, but the chemical in the body that produces your fight or flight response. : )

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