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Videos: El Guapo Likes to Dance, Mike Goldberg Likes to Say Stuff Without Thinking

As much as we were hoping that this Bas Rutten video thing was a 42-part series from Fight Magazine, they seem to have reached a zenith with this video.  It’s titled "El Guapo Likes to Dance," after a song that Bas says he wrote.  "Stairway to Heaven" it ain’t, but it’s catchy and the accompanying footage also proves that it’s true.  Our prediction?  You will mock this video at first and then go about your day thinking nothing of it.  Then, about four hours from now when you’re doing the last of your frantic Christmas shopping at the dollar store, you’ll catch yourself singing it and bopping your head along with the beat.  That’s when you’ll look up and see everyone watching you, horrified and yet transfixed.  

For more of Rutten’s world, go here.  After the jump, the Mike Goldberg highlight reel that tells you everything you need to know.



(Props: Middle Easy)

MG: "Michael Jordan-esque in his grappling skills is Travis Lutter."

JR: "No, no he’s not.  No."

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HeavyHandedHawaiian- December 24, 2009 at 4:55 am
That Bas Rutten song plays during the menu of his Combat DVDs. I once woke up after a long night of drinking with this song playing over and over on my tv!
Sunburned- December 24, 2009 at 12:55 am
Rutten speaks, i listen. (He is a legend).

Fuck Joe Rogan, he has had all the surgeries and can grow all the muscles he wants.., but he is still a comedian. Maybe a lot of you guys forget this.

Funny guys DO have a place in the showbiz we call MMA.
ghostboner- December 23, 2009 at 3:14 pm
I think we should replace joe Rogan with Bas for a night. Bas would have fun with Goldberg.
Harry Sack- December 23, 2009 at 2:45 pm
lol "Diaz smells... the opening"
my god his WIFE is Japanese and he cant recognize the language?!?!? Guess he just loves Sushi.
Classic Goldberg
Bas Rutten "whiteman ebonics" LMAO
mthomas- December 23, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Favorite Line in the Goldberg Vid.: "You're right Mike Goldberg"
mthomas- December 23, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Bas is awesome!
FowlBeast- December 23, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Ha Ha Ha!! Now you need to make a Michael Shavello's cheesey one-liners Highlight reel." He went down faster than Lindsay Lohan at a coke party" "Good night Irene!!!"
Shatski- December 23, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Meanfinger, the Gillberg reference was nice and really appropriate. I bet that's a sentence that is spoken once every thousand years. "A millennium, if you will."
CAP10- December 23, 2009 at 12:27 pm
I think that Goldberg's only purpose is to make Rogan look better. After the crap the Goldberg says, Rogan sounds like a genius saying things as enlightening as "good leg kick".

If I could make one decision for Zuffa, I would replace both of those jokers with Quadros and Rutten.
robthom- December 23, 2009 at 12:16 pm
^^
You've got a point!
Robocop Didnt Tap- December 23, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Much like Don Frye's moustache, this song has mystical properties. When I hit play, I was sitting in my office, dreaming of going home. Now that it's over, I'm standing by the water cooler, completely naked.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME EL GUAPO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
robthom- December 23, 2009 at 12:11 pm
"this is a perfect example why bas should be sittin in goldberg's seat.."

You just scared the bejesus out of me!

I swear to gosh that I dont watch inside MMA without my finger poised strategically over the mute button to edit out Bas' whiteman ebonics stream of "bidda bing, boody boom, yadda yadda, zippity dooda," etc!

I thought Bas was the worst noise walking the earth, until I heard "the voice"!

I cant watch dream/k1 with the sound on at all at this point.
TheArtof8Limbs- December 23, 2009 at 12:03 pm
What makes Goldy THAT much funnier is that Joe Rogan is there to point out his benevolent stupidity.

Still....between listening to strikeforce commentary and Mike Schiavello yelling "GOOD NIGHT IRENE" repeatedly, Goldberg and Rogan are still the dominating mma commentators.

I looked up the El Guapo song on itunes and sadly found nothing...fuck
meanfinger- December 23, 2009 at 11:59 am
this is a perfect example why bas should be sittin in goldberg's seat.. he's actually the gilberg of color commentary
Ouch That hurts- December 23, 2009 at 11:56 am
Hey all you Goldberg haters STFU, apparently you have never seen Michael Jordan grapple!
El Famous Burrito- December 23, 2009 at 11:43 am
Don Frye found out that Goldberg wasn't a woman when he kneed him in the nuts three times.



robthom- December 23, 2009 at 11:40 am
Wow!

Is it just me or does everybody from weird foreign countries love them some perfectly horrible techno!

Although admittedly it is kinda catchy and easy to dance to (the latter can be especially helpful for the rhythm impaired).


@ Goldy, at least after being reminded he was aware that he is married to a japanese chick. He was quickly on top of that, so to speak.
831 Son- December 23, 2009 at 11:19 am
Bas Rutten is so sick. And Goldberg is indeed a moron.
B-rad- December 23, 2009 at 11:18 am
lmaoooo. "No, that's Japanese"
Kellenavalanche- December 23, 2009 at 11:17 am
Bas is Kevin Mchale-esque is his song writing.
busted_cranium- December 23, 2009 at 11:13 am
My brain doesn't even register Mike Goldberg's voice when I'm watching UFC events. Seriously, he's such a drooling fucking idiot that I instinctively tune him out.
GenZod- December 23, 2009 at 11:11 am
I would have been first...but I just got done dancing.
MyFightWiffaCheeto- December 23, 2009 at 11:08 am
Don Zimmer HL Reel Please.

"His precision is really precise."
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