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Videos: Jack Osbourne Trains at Fairtex, Arianny’s Delicious Dish + More


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Remember Ozzy Osbourne’s nerdy, chubby son Jack? Well he’s still a little nerdy and chubby, but he’s also pretty serious about Muay Thai these days. The video above shows Jack discussing his experiences training at Fairtex Bangplee; highlights from his successful Muay Thai debut can be seen here. When the latest retarded Osbourne-family TV spinoff meets its merciful end, maybe Jack can produce a celebrity-MMA competition show. Someone’s gotta be tough enough to beat Bonaduce

Below: Arianny Celeste, possibly after a Sunday morning wake-and-bake session, makes some breakfast in boots. Watch out, Giada De Laurentiis — someone’s gunning for your job.


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After the jump: The trailer for Tyson, a soon-to-be-released documentary about the rise and fall of the boxing legend/cautionary tale. (No children were eaten in the making of this film.)



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Tha TRUTH- March 31, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Arianny was one of the hottest chicks on the planet; now, after seeing her act like a fucking idiot she is trash....NEXT!!
J D- March 17, 2009 at 9:31 am
oh geez, i'd love to rape arianny while she's acting like an idiot, that should change her attitude in a hurry
richorama- March 17, 2009 at 4:17 am
LOL@Jesus Christ. fill him up with some of that holy spirit!
Dante Seta- March 16, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Mike Tyson is his day would knock the fuck out of any MMA fighter currently holding any title.
Jesus Christ- March 16, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Very well my son, now unbutton your wranglers and point that ass towards heaven. You're about to be throttled full of Jesus love.
N2IT- March 16, 2009 at 8:23 pm
i will buttfuck the hell out of her toit little ass....jesus christ fuck me now
Derly- March 16, 2009 at 1:59 pm
With that plasma tv and the xbox, Arianny just might nudge out Logan for the top spot in my books. But then again knowing how goofy Logan is, she's probably got the same deal.
Scrambled Eggs- March 16, 2009 at 11:07 am
Twenty second bitchessss!!!!!!
Darwin- March 16, 2009 at 11:07 am
good for the kid
mad mike is gay- March 16, 2009 at 10:10 am
let the kid do what he wants and stop being a douche.
Long Nuts Himself- March 16, 2009 at 10:03 am
Arianny is dumber than I thought. But then again, I never was attracted to her for her thought patterns, evidence-based publications, or professorial tendencies anyway.

What a fox.
Danny F- March 16, 2009 at 9:59 am
Attention Mad Mike, green light means that Caps Lock is on.
Also, all capitals doesn't make your point any more clear.
If you were in Jack's position, you'd do the same, you don't have the right to tell anybody what they can and cannot do.
pete- March 16, 2009 at 9:55 am
100% agreed mad mike, who the fuck cares wut jack osbourne is doing with his life, i can't stand people that are famous by association
Koeikan- March 16, 2009 at 9:39 am
Well, you live up to your name...
MAD MIKE- March 16, 2009 at 9:19 am
DUE TO JACK ALREADY BEING FAMOUS HE HAS A ADVANTAGE OVER EVERYONE ELSE.. I THINK HE IS A PUSSY WHO HAS BEEN SPOILED HIS WHOLE LIFE.. HE DON'T HAVE THE SAME PROBLEMS NORMAL FIGHTERS HAVE... LIKE HOW AM I GOING TO PAY GYM FEES GAS MONEY TO TRAVEL TO DIFFERENT GYMS.. EQUIPMENT COST, IT MUST BE NICE TO BE RICH JACK.. YOU PRICK GO BACK TO LIVING OFF YOUR PARENTS AND LEAVE FIGHTING TO THE MEN.
CanadianProduce- March 16, 2009 at 9:16 am
I'd be a small pancake in her big pan. If ya know what i'm slayin.
Walrus- March 16, 2009 at 8:56 am
That Tyson documentary looks sick
C-Bus Allstar- March 16, 2009 at 8:51 am
lmfao... "... possibly after a Sunday morning wake-and-bake session,..." She did look high as fuck there didn't she? Possibly spending too much time with Eddie Bravo/Joe Rogan?
My Fight Wiffa Cheeto- March 16, 2009 at 8:44 am
I wanna see Arianny cook in just boots. Make it happen CP.
sPeLLcHeCkEr- March 16, 2009 at 8:39 am
But alas... Anonymous never, ever will... with anything.
Jeffro- March 16, 2009 at 8:38 am
NO...IM NOT DONE YET!!!
Anonymous- March 16, 2009 at 8:30 am
Screw eating pancakes I wanna eat that ass with a side plate of landing stripped bearded clams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OneHump- March 16, 2009 at 8:07 am
I'd much rather see Logan.
Koeikan- March 16, 2009 at 8:01 am
I love ya CagePotato, but the Jack Osbourne thing is like 9 months old...
Emo Sux- March 16, 2009 at 7:57 am
Wow.... Those are some bossy ass boots!!!
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