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Videos: Joe Rogan’s Locker Room Stalker, Aoki and Hirota Got Beef + More

(Props: letsfindjesus via Fightlinker)

As much as it seems that Joe Rogan has the world’s most kickass life, there are drawbacks to the kind of fame that comes from UFC color-commentary, stand-up comedy tours, and unconventional game shows. For instance, you sometimes have to deal with your genitals being stared at by sweaty, overweight teenagers, who are so brazen about their locker-room lust that even the presence of a video-camera doesn’t scare them away. Though let’s be honest, if Joe wasn’t a member of 10th Planet Jiu Jitsu, that creepy kid would probably be staring at some other guy’s dork, famous or not. But there is a ray of hope: According to a mole we have planted in the gym, Fatty Hogwatcher was recently banished from 10th Planet due to his meat-gazing and many other bizarre offenses. So rest easy, Mr. Rogan — unless this kid decides to move his stalking directly to your house, in which case you’re in for a world of hurt.

After the jump: Genghis Con’s look back at the rivalry between Shinya Aoki and Mizuto Hirota, which ended with Hirota suffering a broken arm and a middle finger in his face. Plus, GSP and Nate Marquardt throw down in the wrestling room at the University of Northern Colorado.

(Props: Genghis Con)


Joe Rogan splits
(This one’s just for you, Fatty Hogwatcher. You’re welcome…)

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amy Green- September 29, 2011 at 8:39 pm
A thoughtful opinion and ideas I will use on my blog. You’ve obviously spent a lot of time on this. Well done!
J-Dog- February 4, 2010 at 6:01 am
I want to know what the "other bizarre offenses" were.
mma samurai- February 3, 2010 at 5:03 pm
That Rogan video was hilarious. What a freakin meat gazer. Fake or not that was classic.

That Aoki video was really cool too. I like Aoki and think he has some of the ballsiest and sickest submissions in the game. Call him unsportsmanlike or an asshole but Hirota talked his share of shit too and if he didn't want to get his arm broken then he shouldn't have subscribed to the Al-Hassan philosophy of tapping is for pussies.

GSP and Nate.....enough said there I think
skeletor- February 3, 2010 at 4:08 pm
I'll give it to you that kid is a fucking freak for sure. But on the other side of the coin does Rogan not shower after JJ practice? Or he doesn't dry off after showering and puts on clean clothes that become completely wet. That's pretty weird in itself, but at least he's not looking at other dudes wieners. In public at least, who the hell knows what he and Bravo do in there "alone" time together.
easy11019- February 3, 2010 at 4:04 pm
It was bad enough that Aoki tore out Hirota's arm and flicked him off, but did it have to be the arm with the pug tattoo! Thats just uncalled for.
NateGetsIrate- February 3, 2010 at 3:05 pm
Interesting responses. Nothing like I expected, which is a good thing. And LOL at "nothing like the fat kid"!
Ed M- February 3, 2010 at 2:47 pm
Rogan might want to do a quick check before the next time he hops into his deprivation chamber.
Under Banga- February 3, 2010 at 1:52 pm
W! T! F!
Durden- February 3, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Is Thurman Merman oggeling Rogan's junk because in fact, he's a hermaphrodite?
Fastolph- February 3, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Don't forget NewsRadio. Ever.
EddieStrike- February 3, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Rogan said on one of his podcasts, the stalker guy isn't fake, although the video is very old..
831 Son- February 3, 2010 at 1:35 pm
That kid is soooo gay.

Rogan could probably still whoop some ass. He won some tae kwon do grand prix days ago and is a black belt in that and a brown belt in BJJ I believe.
jizzninja- February 3, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Well joe already pointed out what it takes to be a fighter. Total dedication, and being that he has plenty of money and limited time to dedicate with all his other shit going on plus if he wants to alter his consciousness he smokes DMT not taking punches to the head. I'm sick of all these people (retired athletes) thinking they can go into a cage and fight. So walker and ashley beat two homeless cans up big fkn deal. We need to give a lil more respect to fighters they're professionals for penis sake! Joe realizes this and realizes he's not one these guys are at an elite level except for Lesnar but mark my words he will fall and it won't be from an intestinal infection.
TheIceman86- February 3, 2010 at 1:25 pm
Wtf is wrong with that kid?
Get Off Me- February 3, 2010 at 1:18 pm
I used to think the same thing until I met him in Montreal, discovered two things(nothing like the fat kid in the video)

1) Joe's passion for POT > Joe's passion for MMA.
2) Joe makes more than most fighters in the UFC doing what he does.

steampunk22- February 3, 2010 at 1:17 pm
Also, the Hog Watch video is hilarious. Rogan is awesome.
steampunk22- February 3, 2010 at 1:16 pm

Hey might just not be interested in competing outside of a "fun" environment, I feel like he said that in an interview before. He does BJJ because he likes it, I think thats about it. Also, I bet he would be more inclined to enter a grappling tourney or a BJJ tourney as opposed to an actual MMA fight. Potentially getting seriously hurt is probably not very high up on his agenda.

Plus if he got laid up, or even all bruised and battered, he wouldn't be able to do the commentary or make appearances for the UFC for promotional purposes, weighins, fights, whatever. Not without a Quadros amount of makeup. lol

Even if he wanted to I'm sure Dana has paid persuaded him not to.
The Lizardking05- February 3, 2010 at 1:16 pm
even if that video is fake... its awesome.... and rogan is cool about it because like he said... looky but no touchy....goes to show you that guy is a cool dude
NateGetsIrate- February 3, 2010 at 1:05 pm
With all the jiu jitsu and muscle that Joe Rogan has... and with all the passion he has for MMA... is Joe Rogan a pussy for not trying to step into a cage?
mthomas- February 3, 2010 at 12:52 pm
BuckWild- February 3, 2010 at 12:45 pm
@ roms15

yes and that kid wanted to be too..
roms15- February 3, 2010 at 12:24 pm
didnt know rogan was jacked
T_Durden- February 3, 2010 at 12:14 pm
Haha...I'm with imakeyoutap on this one. That whole video kinda creeped me out a bit. You can tell that sick little bastard needs some therapy. Rogan's attitude about it is classic.
ktfo- February 3, 2010 at 12:12 pm
that shit has to be fake, that kid has the gayest smile on his face.
mthomas- February 3, 2010 at 12:11 pm
Crazy to see GSP handling the no. 2 MIDDLEWEIGHT in the world like that. Be afraid Dan Hardy, be VERY afraid...