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Videos: Kimbo Slice Wants to Hurt Your Caterpillar, TUF Is ‘Still As Real As It Gets’

(Props: via BloodyElbow)

This Kimbo Slice character — he’s so hot right now. And security software company Norton has decided to use him in a commercial to represent cybercriminals. Random, yes, but at least Kimbo makes more sense than Norton’s previous celebrity bad guys, the ’80s band Dokken. By the way, if you want to see what would happen if you chose "allow" in the above video, click here. Let’s hope Slice gets more lines of dialogue in the upcoming season of The Ultimate Fighter. Speaking of which…

(Props: Spike via Fightlinker)

Marcus Jones — who’s already becoming one of our favorite TUF 10 castmembers, even before the first episode — describes the feeling of adrenaline and terror that a person faces the first time they step into an MMA cage. But the feeling that comes later, when your arm is raised in victory, more than makes up for it: "The only way I can describe it is like you have this energy that releases from your body and it’s like you mingle with the cosmos. And you feel omnipotent, for a brief period of time…it’s one of the best feelings in the world." Video of Jones’s second MMA fight is below, in which the former NFL player is wobbled repeatedly with strikes, but comes back to score a TKO victory.

(Jones vs. Eddie Boza @ Revolution Fight Club 10 in Tampa, 11/10/07)

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Bovice- September 11, 2009 at 12:31 am
That TUF video was sweet.

My caterpillar cockslaps harder than Petruzelli.
WuTangClan- September 10, 2009 at 11:34 pm
You dumb fucks still have Kimbo undefeated on his cagewiki
Squirrelnuts- September 10, 2009 at 8:10 pm
hahaha, Jones' fight was rubbish. He'd get torn apart by any serious fighter, he looked gassed and it was only the first round. He's too fuckin' slow and his opponent was even worse, although at least that Boza dude was trying some other kinds of offense.
Barc- September 10, 2009 at 4:55 pm
After being refused for the Baracus role in A-team for being Mohawk deficient, Kimbo gets in touch with his darker side... Dun-dun-dun.
Joedirt- September 10, 2009 at 4:05 pm
@Onan... I'm with Shep on this one... I think people have the right to judge kimbo whether or not they have trained.... yes it takes balls... yes it's hard work... but not quite as hard as the other MMA stars who fought contenders instead of hand picked bums just to build hype. Kimbo is an idiot who doesn't help MMA's image one bit. It doesn't take an experienced fighter to see that. And "worked hard to fulfill his dream"?! He is a thug who beats people up for money... lucked out because his thug friends filmed it... and he's trying to cash in on that. People who have trained hard their entire lives and have been to the gyms and respect the arts etc are people that are fulfilling a dream... not some street thug exploiting internet popularity.

@Arnaud, lot's of people in this forum have trained.... doesn't mean that fight wasn't weak. Not disrespecting the fighters... they have balls and I'm sure they worked hard.... but they are a LONG way off being contenders or putting a talented display on.
philippekchrun- September 10, 2009 at 4:02 pm
worst fucking fight ever... gayness.. Marcus didn't even want to beat him up..
CZ- September 10, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Marcus Jones looks intimidating but that striking seemed pretty weak, and he looked gassed. My money is going to remain on Roy Nelson.

Hotsaucemonster is a genius and I cant believe noone picked up on that post.
Sheps- September 10, 2009 at 1:40 pm
@ Onan

Talk about the kettle calling the pot black. Gotta love that whole insult thing, you had to have been saving that one up or you are litterally that sad that you felt the need to sit and ponder for a while on that one.

If I'm a loser for calling Kimbo a milker, your an even bigger loser for putting so much effort into calling me a loser. Next time how about you just shorten it down to a one word insult so you don't waste both of our times.
Häkkiperuna- September 10, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Jones' jab looks pretty good, but other that that he looks kinda stupid.
Arnaud- September 10, 2009 at 12:52 pm

read the message of Onan, i think you can apply it for yourself.

How many years have you been training? How many of those techniques do you know yourself? And your streetfighter friend, why they don't fight in a cage?

I trained and fight for 13 years and i know a thing for sure: EVERYONE that have the heart to put the glove on, walked in the cage or a ring and actually fight in front of hundreds, thousands people should be respected by all you invertebrate worms that spend their days in front of a computer. I'm more than tired to see geeks like you diss on fighters just because you don't have the balls to fight yourself. Stop playing UFC Undisputed each and every night and get some training in a real gym. You'll understand what fighting is and stop to make stupid comments on forum.
mmmiles9000- September 10, 2009 at 12:38 pm
That was strangely entertaining.

Good on Kimbo to milk it for all it's worth. And his ads are better than Sapp's, too.
ArmFarmer- September 10, 2009 at 12:04 pm

Yeah, it's funny how one of them threw nothing but haymakers and the other threw nothing but jabs.. like they only had time to learn one punch before the fight. Really really pathetic, I honsetly think some of my friends that have been in a few streetfights but have 0 formal training would put on a more technical and exciting performance than that. That was pure garbage.. if you don't have technique at least have some heart.. not that the ref really gave the guy a chance to fight back. He was probably just tired of watching.


What the fuck are you smoking and please hook me up. He survived an early beating? He got punched once.. didn't get hurt.. and then slipped because he's an uncoordinated oaf. That punch before he turned his back landed on the shoulder. That fight was weak as fuck and anyone who disagrees should find a new sport to watch.
Catalyst8487- September 10, 2009 at 11:56 am
If that threat was GSP that caterpillar would've died.

"I am not impressed with your anti-virus protection"

Smitty- September 10, 2009 at 11:56 am
And another thing hotsaucemonster's shit was not funny at all!!!
Onan- September 10, 2009 at 11:53 am
@ Sheps

And here's the funniest thing of'll crack up about this one. No matter what happens, Kimbo will still have had the balls to step in the cage and take his shot. He may end up being defeated in the cage but he will have made an effort to fulfill his dreams.

You, on the other hand, will still be somewhere talking about those who are actually doing something. You'll still be wishing you had the stones to take a risk and make something happen in your life. You'll have the starring role as Loser #1 in the movie of your life.
Nealio- September 10, 2009 at 11:32 am
Jones hopefully has learned to keep his chin down and his hands up or he won't be on the show long.. :)
Chri534.- September 10, 2009 at 11:28 am
Looks like there was a little mix up with the first video...judging from the link you provided, I'm guessing it was supposed to be the one that selects "allow", which is here:
LargeMidget- September 10, 2009 at 11:25 am
I agree the camera angle was bad and the striking technique was terrible, but no way did that fight suck. Marcus survived an early beating and came back to win it, I enjoyed watching the fight.
clutchy hopkins- September 10, 2009 at 11:13 am
mannn that tuf 10 preview up there got me AMPED. shittt
omunto- September 10, 2009 at 11:12 am
Im with ArmFarmer... That shit was terrible. Did they honestly get paid for that? I know 9 year old kids with less then a year of wrestling who's shots aren't that bad. Plus the guy seemed to throw like 20 haymakers and only like 3 jabs. THIS is exactly why boxing snobs talk shit.
Horror Fighter- September 10, 2009 at 11:08 am
Don Dokken once beat Kimbo with a stiff jab. True story. He came out to the cage to "Dream Warriors."
AkilleeZ- September 10, 2009 at 11:02 am
The funny thing is that the special effects in the Kimbo video is actually opposite of what you think. They had to edit it so it looked like he had an arm in the first place, rather than editing it so his arm was gone. Turns out he gets put in a killer armbar in TUF10.

PS - that TUF video is great. I mean that thing is good.
hotsaucemonster- September 10, 2009 at 10:53 am
i once allowed kimbo access to my computer and it crashed in 14 seconds luckily none of the files on it were important and most of them were backed up on another PC but im still kinda of worried because that most of the files on that PC are disspearing and not doing what their programed do, the other day i tried installing the new Fedor OS but the hardware really isnt good enough for it and he'll never be able to run at full capacity
BigCountrysCholesterol- September 10, 2009 at 10:51 am
Hate Hate Hate!
ArmFarmer- September 10, 2009 at 10:41 am
That bottom video.. what a pathetic fight.. that was the worst shot I've ever seen and the striking was pretty bad too.