Videos: Maia's "Science of Jiu-Jitsu," Ken Shamrock's Life Story + More
(Props: KahL)
Inspired by such HL-vid masters as Genghis Con, RVR, and Robert Park, a shadowy figure known as KahL-One has gotten into the MMA-film game with this tribute to Demian Maia, spanning Maia's early fights to his current training with Wanderlei Silva. As you can tell from the intro, KahL seems to think that Demian is the second coming of Rickson — and maybe he's right.
Below: Ken Shamrock shared his tale of personal redemption at the Fighting With God conference in January, and revealed the source of his early struggles — he wasn't hugged enough as a child. No, seriously. This video cobbles together the highlights of his speaking appearance, where he gave the lowdown of life with his adoptive father Bob, losing to "a guy in pajamas" at UFC 1, cheating on his wife and the sport ('roids?), and loving Jesus. A rare insight into the psyche of the World's Most Dangerous Man.
After the jump: A weak old man gets beat up by an MMA fighter. And believe it or not, you will be rooting for the MMA fighter.
(Props: TheGarv. LOL @ 0:21-0:35. I guess that Kiai shit only works against epileptics.)
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Anonymus Says:
Ken is OLD!!! FIRST!
Jack's Rage Says:
that's one of the stupidest things i've ever seen.
the mma fighter should be proud.
EmEmAh Says:
i want maia to dethrone anderson silva's overrated ass.
Gabmonta Says:
I hardly call whipping an old man's ass a challenge of an MMA fighter. What is this a street fighter movie gone bad?
Cool's A Tool Says:
i hope someone finds this cool tool and beheads him with a rusty knife.
Spinning L-Bow Says:
That old man in his prime would've kicked the shit out of that "MMA" fighter.
Pingu Says:
I've seen the old dude video before, and it gets funnier every time. Dumbasses.
VegasMMAfan Says:
I agree with you, EmEmAh!
shitwhistle Says:
Old, Bald & Chinese
Douchey McDoucherton Says:
Who would have known that the guy that yearned for a hug from grown men at the age of 5 would have grown up to wear a speedo and fight "a guy in pajamas" then question "who is gayer"?
yo yo ma Says:
the way ken talks about bob, it makes him seem like the local pimp.
TUF Guy Says:
Ken is about as old as that second video.
Myles Kilometers Says:
Before I "jumped" I assumed the "weak old man gets beat up by an MMA fighter" was just more recent Ken Shamrock footage.
Dmonicideals Says:
I've seen that last video before, but it is always funny.
Jay Smith Says:
@ the 8:52 mark of Shamrocks video, he says something about him loving god for the rest of his life and the rest of his fighting career..............if he has to only go with one, I hope it's his life or, Ken could be a devil worshiper by the end of the year.
Jay Smith Says:
@ EmEmAh
Do you really believe Anderson Silva is overated. If so, a lot of people here are going to think that your knowledge of MMA pretty much suck.
ample Says:
That Demian Maia HL vid is fuckin hot! Someone get at me on that song used in that vid. Props to Kahl-One, super steezy vid.
The Carpenter Says:
@ Jay Smith
Just because someone doesn't love or believe in god, doesn't neccessarily mean that they worship the devil. That's just a myth that the priest at your local church spreads while he's undressing every young boy in the room with his old perverted eyes. In fact, chances are that if someone is actually smart enough to not believe in that Jesus bullshit, they probably don't believe in the devil.
No one believes in Santa and not the Tooth Fairy.
Clark Kent Jab Says:
@ The Carpenter
good point. now who's tougher, Jesus or Clay Guida?
and whose the better carpenter?
dude guy Says:
lmao, real kicks hurt dont they?
The Carpenter Says:
@ Clark Kent Jab
Close Call.
Jesus of Nazareth could definitely take more punishment but his chin was suspect. However, Guida is tough enough to actually fight back, even if he just hugs his opponents. Jesus is tougher in a sense that he can take more punishment, but Clay could probably kick his ass.
In one way, Jesus was a better carpenter because he was more accurate and he took it more seriously. Clay on the other hand, participates in fighting and it is his main source of income so he doesn't take carpentry as seriously. However, Clay has the better and more advanced tools, so I'd have to say he could build a better spice rack if he had to.
TheRandomKnowledgableGuy Says:
fuck i saw this video earlier this week... i remember watching it ages ago its too funny. the best thing about it is that he puts down 5gs saying that he will defeat the other guy. that video is just too awesome. oh and btw DEMIAN MAIA is the shit
Anonymous Says:
Maia is the man
Anonymus Says:
@Clark Kent Jab
Jesus is tougher pal
He wasn't a member of the carpenters union..
Unions are for fags!
armfarmer Says:
"so I'd have to say he could build a better spice rack if he had to."
lol
EmEmAh Says:
@ Jay Smith
A lot of people on here also don't know the difference between your and you're.
Anderson Silva is a very talented fighter, but he is overrated. A lot of people on here just take Dana White's opinion as a fact. He calls Anderson the P4P best fighter on the world. I wonder why? Because he wants to prove that it's not some crazy Russian fighter named Fedor. That's why Anderson is fighting Thales Leites. And that's why he fought Irvin and Cote. Because there's no chance in hell he would lose. "Let's move Anderson up a class, and have him take on.... James Irvin." The most talented stacked division, and you're gonna have Anderson fight James Fucking Irvin.
So let me just say this, Anderson Silva is a very gifted fighter, but he hasn't been tested in a while. If and when he takes out Maia, Okami or the new Marquardt, I'll take back anything negative I ever said about him.
ample Says:
who the fuck let faggot TUF GUY in here?
Bob Loblaw Says:
@ 2:25-42: "nobody makes me bleed my own blood...nobody!"
Frank Mur Says:
200-1. still an impresive record, he should should fight Shamrock.
Jay Smith Says:
@ The Carpenter
It was a joke dude lighten up. It was a knock on Shamrocks career, not a commercial for Jesus.
@EmEmAh
Go back a take a second look at my use of the word "your" Mr. English teacher. My opinion of Anderson Silva is my opinion, not Dana Whites.........or my name would be Dana White. My point was simply that if you took a poll on this site, it is my "opinion" that most people would say that Silva is NOT overrated like you stated in your original comment. I don't think he's overrated. I would like to see him against any of the opponents that you mentioned though.
ruckus Says:
lol @ Frank Mur, 200-1 is still pretty good.
The Carpenter Says:
@ Jay Smith
I knew your post was a joke, I was only kidding around with that whole religious thing.
EmEmAh Says:
@ Jay Smith
I wasn't slamming your opinion. It's just that you said a lot of people on this site would think my knowledge of MMA pretty much sucks. That's why I said, "A lot of people on here also don't know the difference between your and you're"
fourTwenty Says:
@EmEmAh
Ouch! If your gonna correct somebody go jump on the fags who read a fucking blog and then type an entire comment in all lowercase letters cause they're (they are <-- There, see how I did that?) too stupid to know what to capitalize. Don't (Do not <-- See, I did it again) jump on somebody who used the contraction correctly.
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Demian Maia is IMO the best p4p fighter in the world 'till somebody stops him. He reminds me so much of Royce or Rickson it's scary. I'd give both my nuts for the chance to learn BJJ from Demian Maia. (And probably the rest of my package if I could learn from Wandy while I was at it.)
The only problem is he has no nickname. So in true CP fashion I would like to suggest.
Demian "Quicksand" Maia
Demian "The Jiu-Jitsu Gentleman" Maia <---My Favorite.
Demian "Ouch, tap, god damn it!" Maia
Demian "The Fiy-a" Maia <---Because we know how much the Bens love nicknames that rhyme.
BTW, I intentionally used the wrong "your" when I wrote the first line. Now be honest with yourself, did you even fucking catch it?
Brandon Says:
Hey,
The name of the song is:
Desabafo - by Marcelo D2
ItburnswhenIpee Says:
Wow... if Cool is compensating this much, just imagine how small his penis is!
And who cares who's a better carpenter, let's stick to important topics, like 'who has sucked more dick, Michael Jackson or Jesus?'
Big Frank Says:
Haha, it's sweet when one who thinks they know the english language tries to correct another mistakenly. Just shut the fuck up 'ememah'. Your name doesn't even sound like 'mma' it sounds like mm followed by the sound you make when your boyfriend's dick is shoved down your throat.
Anonymous Says:
Big props to Brandon! Thank you! It was killing me to find that out.
If you wanna throw some names out of other good shit I'd be inclined to check them out as well.
Anonymous Says:
Dude your a clown. Everytime before his next fight ppl say this is the fight where hes gonna get stopped. No douche bag, come back to reality and realize that anderson is gonna pwn him with muay thai in the first round. KO. Fuck patrick cote
Anonymous Says:
that was to EmEmAh by the way.
lilpo0ts Says:
anderson hasnt faced good comp in a long time. dan henderson isnt real comp anymore..good comp, but he couldnt finish a snack pak. they are hyping him up and feeding him cans that have cool labels. they wont throw him to the sharks, but will anyone without a strap. actually he should have fought chuck, and he hasnt fought okami..and to be honest you cant test his striking against people who cant move worth shit. he is not on my radar til he fights an A-class fighter
TUF Guy Says:
Haha. Big Frank is making fun of someone's name when his name is named after what he likes to shove up his own ass. A big frank. Fucking loser.
Shut the fuck up, all of u.
TUF Guy Says:
@ fourTwenty
How the hell are u going to give Maia or Silva things that u don't posess. U don't have any balls faggot. And that useless inch u have for a penis isn't much of an offering. Why else do u think I have to come over and fuck your mom in front of u and your dad. Haha.
Big frank sure knows a lot about the sound of gagging on a cock because his dad makes him do it.
And ememah needs to shut the fuck up before I find and kick the shit out of him.
babcock Says:
Ive seen that video like 10 times and it gets funnier every fuckin time!!! lol
the old guy is stunned when he gets punched in the face and realized karate chops are for cartoon characters! hahaha oooo that was a hoot!
TUF Guy Says:
@ ample
Your mom let me in. Her. And I came inside. Hahaha.
U guys are all so fucking sad.
BrianW Says:
I am so disappointed I missed Ken Shamrock at the Fighting With God conference in January. It would have been so inspirational to see him in person. He is such a legend in the sport.
BrianW Says:
Yes that's sarcasm
Anonymous Says:
KEEEEEEEEYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIY!!!! mmmm beat my old salty balls like a pinyata HIYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAH!
Anonymous Says:
why the hell was my comment selected as spam?
LukeTheDuke Says:
What is that song from the Maia video...shit is PHAT