(Props: KahL)
Inspired by such HL-vid masters as Genghis Con, RVR, and Robert Park, a shadowy figure known as KahL-One has gotten into the MMA-film game with this tribute to Demian Maia, spanning Maia’s early fights to his current training with Wanderlei Silva. As you can tell from the intro, KahL seems to think that Demian is the second coming of Rickson — and maybe he’s right.
Below: Ken Shamrock shared his tale of personal redemption at the Fighting With God conference in January, and revealed the source of his early struggles — he wasn’t hugged enough as a child. No, seriously. This video cobbles together the highlights of his speaking appearance, where he gave the lowdown of life with his adoptive father Bob, losing to "a guy in pajamas" at UFC 1, cheating on his wife and the sport (‘roids?), and loving Jesus. A rare insight into the psyche of the World’s Most Dangerous Man.
After the jump: A weak old man gets beat up by an MMA fighter. And believe it or not, you will be rooting for the MMA fighter.
(Props: TheGarv. LOL @ 0:21-0:35. I guess that Kiai shit only works against epileptics.)
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Comments
Thu, 03/05/09 - 10:53
Ken is OLD!!! FIRST!
Thu, 03/05/09 - 10:57
I hardly call whipping an old man's ass a challenge of an MMA fighter. What is this a street fighter movie gone bad?
Thu, 03/05/09 - 10:58
that's one of the stupidest things i've ever seen. the mma fighter should be proud.
Thu, 03/05/09 - 10:59
i want maia to dethrone anderson silva's overrated ass.
Thu, 03/05/09 - 11:00
i hope someone finds this cool tool and beheads him with a rusty knife.
Thu, 03/05/09 - 11:01
That old man in his prime would've kicked the shit out of that "MMA" fighter.
Thu, 03/05/09 - 11:04
I've seen the old dude video before, and it gets funnier every time. Dumbasses.
Thu, 03/05/09 - 11:06
I agree with you, EmEmAh!
Thu, 03/05/09 - 11:11
Old, Bald & Chinese
Thu, 03/05/09 - 11:16
Who would have known that the guy that yearned for a hug from grown men at the age of 5 would have grown up to wear a speedo and fight "a guy in pajamas" then question "who is gayer"?
Thu, 03/05/09 - 11:23
the way ken talks about bob, it makes him seem like the local pimp.
Thu, 03/05/09 - 11:24
Ken is about as old as that second video.
Thu, 03/05/09 - 11:28
Before I "jumped" I assumed the "weak old man gets beat up by an MMA fighter" was just more recent Ken Shamrock footage.
Thu, 03/05/09 - 11:31
I've seen that last video before, but it is always funny.
Thu, 03/05/09 - 11:33
@ the 8:52 mark of Shamrocks video, he says something about him loving god for the rest of his life and the rest of his fighting career..............if he has to only go with one, I hope it's his life or, Ken could be a devil worshiper by the end of the year.
Thu, 03/05/09 - 11:40
@ EmEmAh Do you really believe Anderson Silva is overated. If so, a lot of people here are going to think that your knowledge of MMA pretty much suck.
Thu, 03/05/09 - 11:41
That Demian Maia HL vid is fuckin hot! Someone get at me on that song used in that vid. Props to Kahl-One, super steezy vid.
Thu, 03/05/09 - 11:42
@ Jay Smith Just because someone doesn't love or believe in god, doesn't neccessarily mean that they worship the devil. That's just a myth that the priest at your local church spreads while he's undressing every young boy in the room with his old perverted eyes. In fact, chances are that if someone is actually smart enough to not believe in that Jesus bullshit, they probably don't believe in the devil. No one believes in Santa and not the Tooth Fairy.
Thu, 03/05/09 - 11:44
@ The Carpenter good point. now who's tougher, Jesus or Clay Guida? and whose the better carpenter?
Thu, 03/05/09 - 11:45
lmao, real kicks hurt dont they?
Thu, 03/05/09 - 11:47
@ Clark Kent Jab Close Call. Jesus of Nazareth could definitely take more punishment but his chin was suspect. However, Guida is tough enough to actually fight back, even if he just hugs his opponents. Jesus is tougher in a sense that he can take more punishment, but Clay could probably kick his ass. In one way, Jesus was a better carpenter because he was more accurate and he took it more seriously. Clay on the other hand, participates in fighting and it is his main source of income so he doesn't take carpentry as seriously. However, Clay has the better and more advanced tools, so I'd have to say he could build a better spice rack if he had to.
Thu, 03/05/09 - 11:53
fuck i saw this video earlier this week... i remember watching it ages ago its too funny. the best thing about it is that he puts down 5gs saying that he will defeat the other guy. that video is just too awesome. oh and btw DEMIAN MAIA is the shit
Thu, 03/05/09 - 12:04
Maia is the man
Thu, 03/05/09 - 12:13
@Clark Kent Jab Jesus is tougher pal He wasn't a member of the carpenters union.. Unions are for fags!
Thu, 03/05/09 - 12:23
"so I'd have to say he could build a better spice rack if he had to." lol
Thu, 03/05/09 - 12:27
@ Jay Smith A lot of people on here also don't know the difference between your and you're. Anderson Silva is a very talented fighter, but he is overrated. A lot of people on here just take Dana White's opinion as a fact. He calls Anderson the P4P best fighter on the world. I wonder why? Because he wants to prove that it's not some crazy Russian fighter named Fedor. That's why Anderson is fighting Thales Leites. And that's why he fought Irvin and Cote. Because there's no chance in hell he would lose. "Let's move Anderson up a class, and have him take on.... James Irvin." The most talented stacked division, and you're gonna have Anderson fight James Fucking Irvin. So let me just say this, Anderson Silva is a very gifted fighter, but he hasn't been tested in a while. If and when he takes out Maia, Okami or the new Marquardt, I'll take back anything negative I ever said about him.
Thu, 03/05/09 - 12:34
who the fuck let faggot TUF GUY in here?
Thu, 03/05/09 - 12:38
@ 2:25-42: "nobody makes me bleed my own blood...nobody!"
Thu, 03/05/09 - 01:12
200-1. still an impresive record, he should should fight Shamrock.
Thu, 03/05/09 - 01:28
@ The Carpenter It was a joke dude lighten up. It was a knock on Shamrocks career, not a commercial for Jesus. @EmEmAh Go back a take a second look at my use of the word "your" Mr. English teacher. My opinion of Anderson Silva is my opinion, not Dana Whites.........or my name would be Dana White. My point was simply that if you took a poll on this site, it is my "opinion" that most people would say that Silva is NOT overrated like you stated in your original comment. I don't think he's overrated. I would like to see him against any of the opponents that you mentioned though.
Thu, 03/05/09 - 01:35
lol @ Frank Mur, 200-1 is still pretty good.
Thu, 03/05/09 - 01:37
@ Jay Smith I knew your post was a joke, I was only kidding around with that whole religious thing.
Thu, 03/05/09 - 01:39
@ Jay Smith I wasn't slamming your opinion. It's just that you said a lot of people on this site would think my knowledge of MMA pretty much sucks. That's why I said, "A lot of people on here also don't know the difference between your and you're"
Thu, 03/05/09 - 01:54
@EmEmAh Ouch! If your gonna correct somebody go jump on the fags who read a fucking blog and then type an entire comment in all lowercase letters cause they're (they are
Thu, 03/05/09 - 02:17
Hey, The name of the song is: Desabafo - by Marcelo D2
Thu, 03/05/09 - 02:26
Wow... if Cool is compensating this much, just imagine how small his penis is! And who cares who's a better carpenter, let's stick to important topics, like 'who has sucked more dick, Michael Jackson or Jesus?'
Thu, 03/05/09 - 02:48
Haha, it's sweet when one who thinks they know the english language tries to correct another mistakenly. Just shut the fuck up 'ememah'. Your name doesn't even sound like 'mma' it sounds like mm followed by the sound you make when your boyfriend's dick is shoved down your throat.
Thu, 03/05/09 - 03:35
Big props to Brandon! Thank you! It was killing me to find that out. If you wanna throw some names out of other good shit I'd be inclined to check them out as well.
Thu, 03/05/09 - 03:49
Dude your a clown. Everytime before his next fight ppl say this is the fight where hes gonna get stopped. No douche bag, come back to reality and realize that anderson is gonna pwn him with muay thai in the first round. KO. Fuck patrick cote
Thu, 03/05/09 - 03:50
that was to EmEmAh by the way.
Thu, 03/05/09 - 04:51
anderson hasnt faced good comp in a long time. dan henderson isnt real comp anymore..good comp, but he couldnt finish a snack pak. they are hyping him up and feeding him cans that have cool labels. they wont throw him to the sharks, but will anyone without a strap. actually he should have fought chuck, and he hasnt fought okami..and to be honest you cant test his striking against people who cant move worth shit. he is not on my radar til he fights an A-class fighter
Thu, 03/05/09 - 05:29
Haha. Big Frank is making fun of someone's name when his name is named after what he likes to shove up his own ass. A big frank. Fucking loser. Shut the fuck up, all of u.
Thu, 03/05/09 - 05:40
@ fourTwenty How the hell are u going to give Maia or Silva things that u don't posess. U don't have any balls faggot. And that useless inch u have for a penis isn't much of an offering. Why else do u think I have to come over and fuck your mom in front of u and your dad. Haha. Big frank sure knows a lot about the sound of gagging on a cock because his dad makes him do it. And ememah needs to shut the fuck up before I find and kick the shit out of him.
Thu, 03/05/09 - 05:41
Ive seen that video like 10 times and it gets funnier every fuckin time!!! lol the old guy is stunned when he gets punched in the face and realized karate chops are for cartoon characters! hahaha oooo that was a hoot!
Thu, 03/05/09 - 05:42
@ ample Your mom let me in. Her. And I came inside. Hahaha. U guys are all so fucking sad.
Thu, 03/05/09 - 06:47
I am so disappointed I missed Ken Shamrock at the Fighting With God conference in January. It would have been so inspirational to see him in person. He is such a legend in the sport.
Thu, 03/05/09 - 06:47
Yes that's sarcasm
Thu, 03/05/09 - 07:27
KEEEEEEEEYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIY!!!! mmmm beat my old salty balls like a pinyata HIYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAH!
Thu, 03/05/09 - 11:39
why the hell was my comment selected as spam?
Fri, 03/06/09 - 04:14
What is that song from the Maia video...shit is PHAT
Fri, 03/06/09 - 04:59
I am fat, drunk, and stupid. But, even I could flatten the Kiai Master! I could be 1 - 0!!!!
Fri, 03/06/09 - 12:32
Hahahahaha!! This totally reminds me of the kimbo vs seth fight! Lol!
Fri, 03/06/09 - 01:23
Klai master v. MMA. Why was this allowed to happen? A delusional, sixty year old man dresses up in a karate outfit and suddenly everyone encourages a twenty-something to beat the shit out of him? Why wasn't this stopped after the first punch when the old man realized he couldn't knock someone out with punches made of energy? Sad.
Fri, 03/06/09 - 03:15
Kiai Master filed a formal complaint afterwards, saying the MMA fighter should've been disqualified because the rules in the contract clearly stated "NO CONTACT ALLOWED". And the Kiai Master has issued a new challenge: he'll bet $5000 $50 that he can beat any MMA fighter named Scott Blevins.
Fri, 03/06/09 - 03:28
It was nice to see that old son of a bitch get the shit kicked out of his face. I've visited dojos around here where I'd like to "Seth Petruzelli" some old fuckers.
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