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Videos: Maia’s “Science of Jiu-Jitsu,” Ken Shamrock’s Life Story + More

(Props: KahL)

Inspired by such HL-vid masters as Genghis Con, RVR, and Robert Park, a shadowy figure known as KahL-One has gotten into the MMA-film game with this tribute to Demian Maia, spanning Maia’s early fights to his current training with Wanderlei Silva. As you can tell from the intro, KahL seems to think that Demian is the second coming of Rickson — and maybe he’s right.

Below: Ken Shamrock shared his tale of personal redemption at the Fighting With God conference in January, and revealed the source of his early struggles — he wasn’t hugged enough as a child. No, seriously. This video cobbles together the highlights of his speaking appearance, where he gave the lowdown of life with his adoptive father Bob, losing to "a guy in pajamas" at UFC 1, cheating on his wife and the sport (‘roids?), and loving Jesus. A rare insight into the psyche of the World’s Most Dangerous Man. 

After the jump: A weak old man gets beat up by an MMA fighter. And believe it or not, you will be rooting for the MMA fighter.

(Props: TheGarv. LOL @ 0:21-0:35. I guess that Kiai shit only works against epileptics.)

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yuntian- November 13, 2011 at 5:28 pm
speculation that Coach Outlet France could soon senior credit strategist at Bank investors are increasingly concerned
Dana White's Mom's Bald Head- March 6, 2009 at 3:28 pm
It was nice to see that old son of a bitch get the shit kicked out of his face.

I've visited dojos around here where I'd like to "Seth Petruzelli" some old fuckers.
Surfin Dave- March 6, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Kiai Master filed a formal complaint afterwards, saying the MMA fighter should've been disqualified because the rules in the contract clearly stated "NO CONTACT ALLOWED".

And the Kiai Master has issued a new challenge: he'll bet $5000 $50 that he can beat any MMA fighter named Scott Blevins.
JTho- March 6, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Klai master v. MMA. Why was this allowed to happen?

A delusional, sixty year old man dresses up in a karate outfit and suddenly everyone encourages a twenty-something to beat the shit out of him?

Why wasn't this stopped after the first punch when the old man realized he couldn't knock someone out with punches made of energy?

Rory1313- March 6, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Hahahahaha!! This totally reminds me of the kimbo vs seth fight! Lol!
emptyhandkiller- March 6, 2009 at 4:59 am
I am fat, drunk, and stupid. But, even I could flatten the Kiai Master! I could be 1 - 0!!!!
LukeTheDuke- March 6, 2009 at 4:14 am
What is that song from the Maia video...shit is PHAT
Anonymous- March 5, 2009 at 11:39 pm
why the hell was my comment selected as spam?
Anonymous- March 5, 2009 at 7:27 pm
BrianW- March 5, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Yes that's sarcasm
BrianW- March 5, 2009 at 6:47 pm
I am so disappointed I missed Ken Shamrock at the Fighting With God conference in January. It would have been so inspirational to see him in person. He is such a legend in the sport.
TUF Guy- March 5, 2009 at 5:42 pm
@ ample

Your mom let me in. Her. And I came inside. Hahaha.
U guys are all so fucking sad.
babcock- March 5, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Ive seen that video like 10 times and it gets funnier every fuckin time!!! lol
the old guy is stunned when he gets punched in the face and realized karate chops are for cartoon characters! hahaha oooo that was a hoot!
TUF Guy- March 5, 2009 at 5:40 pm
@ fourTwenty

How the hell are u going to give Maia or Silva things that u don't posess. U don't have any balls faggot. And that useless inch u have for a penis isn't much of an offering. Why else do u think I have to come over and fuck your mom in front of u and your dad. Haha.

Big frank sure knows a lot about the sound of gagging on a cock because his dad makes him do it.

And ememah needs to shut the fuck up before I find and kick the shit out of him.
TUF Guy- March 5, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Haha. Big Frank is making fun of someone's name when his name is named after what he likes to shove up his own ass. A big frank. Fucking loser.
Shut the fuck up, all of u.
lilpo0ts- March 5, 2009 at 4:51 pm
anderson hasnt faced good comp in a long time. dan henderson isnt real comp anymore..good comp, but he couldnt finish a snack pak. they are hyping him up and feeding him cans that have cool labels. they wont throw him to the sharks, but will anyone without a strap. actually he should have fought chuck, and he hasnt fought okami..and to be honest you cant test his striking against people who cant move worth shit. he is not on my radar til he fights an A-class fighter
Anonymous- March 5, 2009 at 3:50 pm
that was to EmEmAh by the way.
Anonymous- March 5, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Dude your a clown. Everytime before his next fight ppl say this is the fight where hes gonna get stopped. No douche bag, come back to reality and realize that anderson is gonna pwn him with muay thai in the first round. KO. Fuck patrick cote
Anonymous- March 5, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Big props to Brandon! Thank you! It was killing me to find that out.

If you wanna throw some names out of other good shit I'd be inclined to check them out as well.
Big Frank- March 5, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Haha, it's sweet when one who thinks they know the english language tries to correct another mistakenly. Just shut the fuck up 'ememah'. Your name doesn't even sound like 'mma' it sounds like mm followed by the sound you make when your boyfriend's dick is shoved down your throat.
ItburnswhenIpee- March 5, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Wow... if Cool is compensating this much, just imagine how small his penis is!

And who cares who's a better carpenter, let's stick to important topics, like 'who has sucked more dick, Michael Jackson or Jesus?'
Brandon- March 5, 2009 at 2:17 pm

The name of the song is:

Desabafo - by Marcelo D2
fourTwenty- March 5, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Ouch! If your gonna correct somebody go jump on the fags who read a fucking blog and then type an entire comment in all lowercase letters cause they're (they are
EmEmAh- March 5, 2009 at 1:39 pm
@ Jay Smith

I wasn't slamming your opinion. It's just that you said a lot of people on this site would think my knowledge of MMA pretty much sucks. That's why I said, "A lot of people on here also don't know the difference between your and you're"
The Carpenter- March 5, 2009 at 1:37 pm
@ Jay Smith

I knew your post was a joke, I was only kidding around with that whole religious thing.