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Videos of Mass Destruction: Cyborg + Tyson

We’ve spent a lot of time analyzing Strikeforce’s main event this Saturday, but we’re honestly just as psyched to see the return of Chute Boxe rising star Cristiane "Cris Cyborg" Santos. When she steps into the cage against "Girlfight Monster" on Saturday, it could be one more step towards the fight that everybody wants to see — Cyborg vs. Carano. Get reacquainted with Santos’s body of work through the above highlight video, where she beats on some poor Brazilian girls as if they were rented redheaded stepchildren.

After the jump: TheGarv has found a complete version of the new James Toback documentary Tyson, which doesn’t hit theaters until later this month. We don’t expect it to be up for long, so take a look now because it’s required viewing. Did you know that Iron Mike was burnin’ with the gonorrhea when he fought Trevor Burbick? You do now!



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Tito's Head- April 9, 2009 at 8:28 am
Trust me cyborg's cock is bigger than mine
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Crackgibson- April 9, 2009 at 7:33 am
Could there be more fitting music for a Cyborg montage than Arch Enemy?!?! Methinks not!
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the Canadian Chronic- April 9, 2009 at 7:21 am
shit, that bitch is scary! Imagine her being your mom and breaking her foot off in yer ass for something or other, yikes!
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LukeTheDuke- April 9, 2009 at 4:04 am
Probably to apples --- indefinitely to oranges. I don't make sense to me.
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LukeTheDuke- April 9, 2009 at 4:03 am
Dude, Gina Carano would probably get indefinitely WORK'D by Cyborg.
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i'm all ears- April 9, 2009 at 2:56 am
holyfield cheated in both fights so i dont blame tyson for having a feed on his ears he risked everything to get back at him and i thought that was the right thing to do the ref wasn't doing nothing so unleash the fury. When i was 16 i was getting beaten up by 3 men so when i got up i started throwing massive fuck off bricks at them you could hear them wince when they landed and then they run off it felt goooood too i like it how he thought fuck the fans and the sport those lobes look tasty DONT TAKE SHIT FROM NO ONE EVER
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canadian eh- April 8, 2009 at 7:40 pm
wow that is such a sick documentry, ive been a hhuge tyson fan for the past few years and unfortunetly i wasent alive during his prime so this gives me a better look and idea of just how he progressed through his career
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Anonymous- April 8, 2009 at 7:16 pm
if you are a boxing fan, kickboxing fan or MMA fan the tyson video is a must!!! Good post potato!
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Dang- April 8, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Megavideo is the shit...pay the 10$ a month.... its a very good site for new movies and tv series....worth every penny..
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Anonymous- April 8, 2009 at 6:15 pm
You guys don't have to wait 54 minutes, lol. Just reset your browser and then click on the movie again. Fast forward to 72 minutes in and watch the rest of the movie. Pretty simple boys.

Why does everyone hate Tuf Guy? He ass-rape all of you or something?
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Dangada Dang- April 8, 2009 at 6:05 pm
You think Aleksander's rapping was hardcore. Thats Cyborgs voice on the highlight
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Keyser Soze- April 8, 2009 at 5:56 pm
I can't wait to watch Tyson, and despite the numerous screwups, he's still one of my top two favourite boxers of all time. Though many would disagree, in my opinion the real Tyson (managed by D'Amato, trained by Kevin Rooney) was by far the most lethal and best heavyweight of all time. KO power in both hands with any strike, his peekaboo guard was tight and hard to get through, and utter fear he raised in his opponents pre-bell was always impressive to watch.

It's a frikkin' shame everything went south and Don King got involved. I believe that Tyson to be the 2nd Tyson, just a brawler gone wild, being used and scammed six ways from Sunday. I still believe that was a BS count in the Buster Douglas fight, it was ridiculously way too long to be considered a standing eight count. I think even Tyson himself realized the fix was in before the tenth round was over, and broke his spirit and focus which dogged him ever after.

FWIW, Hagler was my other fave boxer.
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Fellow Canadian.- April 8, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Mike Tyson is a little crazy but he acknowledges his mistakes and is bruttally honest about his life. Great film. Makes a monster seem human again.
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Dino Kostakio- April 8, 2009 at 5:29 pm
I'm glad you guys like it.
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JiMMA- April 8, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Yeah he is right, just unplug your INTERNET and it will work soon after..

Good vid, thanks.

Tyson looks like an old worn down dog now.
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shut up- April 8, 2009 at 5:12 pm
shut the fuck up you whiney bitches
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matt- April 8, 2009 at 5:05 pm
that fuckin 54 minute shit doesnt work either it just says u watch 72 minutes today again, its fucking gay as shit.
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Patrick- April 8, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Hitomi "Girlfight Monster" Akano will defeat Cyborg Santos via RNC in the round of two. Yep.
You heard it here first.
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KimboSlicesofPie- April 8, 2009 at 4:52 pm
That documentary was really good.

+1 Cage potato for pwning the movie theaters
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JiMMA- April 8, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Fucking megavideo, are you kidding me?!?!
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FuckJunie- April 8, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Yea I gotta agree I say they keep protecting Gina I REALLY don't want to see her get fucked up like that!!
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Sancho Sanchez- April 8, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Cris just walked off the plane and is now in San Jose... anybody think that other girl stands a chance? Even on the ground crissy is pretty good, i mean, im 5'7 165lbs and a purple belt... And she if fucking tough to submit!
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Anonymous- April 8, 2009 at 3:16 pm
im sure most post op trannies would whoop rented red headed step children's asses as well.
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Harry Russo- April 8, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Fucking A Cage Potato
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Anonymous- April 8, 2009 at 2:57 pm
i want to see carano get crushed. she needs to be exposed like kimbo did.
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