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For those of you who love watching MMA but have often found yourself wondering, ‘Does this have any practical application in my life, or am I just wasting my time with this like I did with that liberal arts degree?’ we’d like to offer the above video as an answer.  Judging by the way this extremely calm store clerk takes down the would-be robber and then administers a little Brock Lesnar-style ground-and-pound, it sure seems like he’s managed to find a way to make MMA relevant in his everyday activities.  As for that liberal arts degree, well, he was working in a convenience store…

After the jump, a fight that will make it easier for you to pretend not to be disappointed when the doctor tells you that you’re having a girl.


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KPT- September 13, 2009 at 10:48 am
"After the jump, a fight that will make it easier for you to pretend not to be disappointed when the doctor tells you that you're having a girl."
- My girl was born on 07.09., and I'm pretty sure, she will be one of the best BJJ practicioners around! Sorry for OFFing.
Da Spied Her- September 11, 2009 at 10:18 am
I like the way he respected the rules of the octagon - no kicks or knees to the head of a downed opponent.

And I agree with reddog, I hope he saw water dripping from the nozzle before he started slapping that gun away. Too many clerks have died just for not turning around fast enough.
kempo666- September 11, 2009 at 12:45 am
This robbery attempt happened 4 years ago... when no one was watching MMA except me.
PurplePickle- September 10, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Way to go Clarence Worley! It's white boy day!
Krazy Kracker- September 10, 2009 at 9:23 pm
I'm gonna have to go with the fake gun/complete moron/unknown info scenario. Kind of absurd to say mma had anything to do with that. I don't care if you're Fedor, if you're a clerk and someone sticks a gun in your face you should give them the $100 in the register. You got me fucked up if you think i'm wrestling a gun away from a guy for minimum wage. If I'm a true armed robber and the person resists I'm spraying their gray matter all over the Doritos... and still taking the money... and having my way with the chubby female employee.
Smeewa- September 10, 2009 at 9:14 pm
see the head but at 1:47? some one call mark hammer coleman
imakeutap- September 10, 2009 at 8:49 pm
i would have shot his ass, i think that guy came in with an empty clip
Jesus Frijoles- September 10, 2009 at 6:38 pm
When the dude just laughs and smiles at the gun you have in his face, just forget the 127.50 in the register and run.
whitey- September 10, 2009 at 4:13 pm
She trains with Diaz bros already that is why she has such a good ground game......to fight off their weedy penises from her perky young gangsta boobs.
whitey- September 10, 2009 at 4:11 pm
i just got flagged as potential spam! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dr.- September 10, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Ahhh tight-shirt boobies.

Nice fight too.
NateGetsIrate- September 10, 2009 at 3:32 pm
^ I can't believe I didn't think of that first!
Horror Fighter- September 10, 2009 at 3:25 pm
@ NateGetsIrate/UFC fan

Thanks, guys. Yeah, "Fast Times." You know the scene. :-)
UFC fan- September 10, 2009 at 3:23 pm
"imakeutap Says:
Thu, 09/10/2009 - 15:21

hey reddog no one cares what your bitch ass thinks so go
FUCK YOURSELF"

sounds like its his time of the month again.
Horror Fighter- September 10, 2009 at 3:22 pm
I thought the girl in the red shirt was really good.

Stockton? Give her to the Diaz brothers so they can breed a master race of MMA fighters. At the very least, Nate can teach her the proper way to apply a triangle. 209!
UFC fan- September 10, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Horror fighter you quoting the ending of "fast Times At Ridgemont High" ? Good stuff dude.
imakeutap- September 10, 2009 at 3:21 pm
hey reddog no one cares what your bitch ass thinks so go FUCK YOURSELF
NateGetsIrate- September 10, 2009 at 3:16 pm
LOL @ Horror Fighter!
Horror Fighter- September 10, 2009 at 3:05 pm
"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"
Koeikan- September 10, 2009 at 2:58 pm
I'm guessing the gun was obviously a fake or that guy has a deathwish.
TimReaper87- September 10, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Sign that man Dana! He Beat the fuck out of him!
Jugger- September 10, 2009 at 2:40 pm
That chick slapped on that triangle like she knew what she was doing.
EzMoNeY- September 10, 2009 at 2:24 pm
i think womens kickboxing works alot better just better nobody has to worry about getting crocop'd in the nuts when they throw a leg kick. but, i'm pretty sure i saw the one girl make an effective use of the superman boob punch, which i'm pretty sure turned the momentum of the fight.
google- September 10, 2009 at 2:20 pm
that has to be fake. Who puts there life on the line for 7 dollars a hour? Sits and swats at a gun when its pointed at his face? No way i buy that.
mmmiles9000- September 10, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Wow, excellent fight. Looks like someone is a few steps ahead on the curve there.
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