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For those of you who love watching MMA but have often found yourself wondering, ‘Does this have any practical application in my life, or am I just wasting my time with this like I did with that liberal arts degree?’ we’d like to offer the above video as an answer. Judging by the way this extremely calm store clerk takes down the would-be robber and then administers a little Brock Lesnar-style ground-and-pound, it sure seems like he’s managed to find a way to make MMA relevant in his everyday activities. As for that liberal arts degree, well, he was working in a convenience store…

After the jump, a fight that will make it easier for you to pretend not to be disappointed when the doctor tells you that you’re having a girl.

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KPT- September 13, 2009 at 10:48 am

"After the jump, a fight that will make it easier for you to pretend not to be disappointed when the doctor tells you that you're having a girl."
- My girl was born on 07.09., and I'm pretty sure, she will be one of the best BJJ practicioners around! Sorry for OFFing.

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Da Spied Her- September 11, 2009 at 10:18 am

I like the way he respected the rules of the octagon - no kicks or knees to the head of a downed opponent.

And I agree with reddog, I hope he saw water dripping from the nozzle before he started slapping that gun away. Too many clerks have died just for not turning around fast enough.

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kempo666- September 11, 2009 at 12:45 am

This robbery attempt happened 4 years ago... when no one was watching MMA except me.

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PurplePickle- September 10, 2009 at 10:47 pm

Way to go Clarence Worley! It's white boy day!

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Krazy Kracker- September 10, 2009 at 9:23 pm

I'm gonna have to go with the fake gun/complete moron/unknown info scenario. Kind of absurd to say mma had anything to do with that. I don't care if you're Fedor, if you're a clerk and someone sticks a gun in your face you should give them the $100 in the register. You got me fucked up if you think i'm wrestling a gun away from a guy for minimum wage. If I'm a true armed robber and the person resists I'm spraying their gray matter all over the Doritos... and still taking the money... and having my way with the chubby female employee.

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Smeewa- September 10, 2009 at 9:14 pm

see the head but at 1:47? some one call mark hammer coleman

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imakeutap- September 10, 2009 at 8:49 pm

i would have shot his ass, i think that guy came in with an empty clip

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Jesus Frijoles- September 10, 2009 at 6:38 pm

When the dude just laughs and smiles at the gun you have in his face, just forget the 127.50 in the register and run.

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whitey- September 10, 2009 at 4:13 pm

She trains with Diaz bros already that is why she has such a good ground game......to fight off their weedy penises from her perky young gangsta boobs.

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whitey- September 10, 2009 at 4:11 pm

i just got flagged as potential spam! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dr.- September 10, 2009 at 3:53 pm

Ahhh tight-shirt boobies.

Nice fight too.

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NateGetsIrate- September 10, 2009 at 3:32 pm

^ I can't believe I didn't think of that first!

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Horror Fighter- September 10, 2009 at 3:25 pm

@ NateGetsIrate/UFC fan

Thanks, guys. Yeah, "Fast Times." You know the scene. :-)

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UFC fan- September 10, 2009 at 3:23 pm

"imakeutap Says:
Thu, 09/10/2009 - 15:21

hey reddog no one cares what your bitch ass thinks so go
FUCK YOURSELF"

sounds like its his time of the month again.

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Horror Fighter- September 10, 2009 at 3:22 pm

I thought the girl in the red shirt was really good.

Stockton? Give her to the Diaz brothers so they can breed a master race of MMA fighters. At the very least, Nate can teach her the proper way to apply a triangle. 209!

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UFC fan- September 10, 2009 at 3:22 pm

Horror fighter you quoting the ending of "fast Times At Ridgemont High" ? Good stuff dude.

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imakeutap- September 10, 2009 at 3:21 pm

hey reddog no one cares what your bitch ass thinks so go FUCK YOURSELF

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NateGetsIrate- September 10, 2009 at 3:16 pm

LOL @ Horror Fighter!

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Horror Fighter- September 10, 2009 at 3:05 pm

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

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Koeikan- September 10, 2009 at 2:58 pm

I'm guessing the gun was obviously a fake or that guy has a deathwish.

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TimReaper87- September 10, 2009 at 2:45 pm

Sign that man Dana! He Beat the fuck out of him!

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Jugger- September 10, 2009 at 2:40 pm

That chick slapped on that triangle like she knew what she was doing.

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EzMoNeY- September 10, 2009 at 2:24 pm

i think womens kickboxing works alot better just better nobody has to worry about getting crocop'd in the nuts when they throw a leg kick. but, i'm pretty sure i saw the one girl make an effective use of the superman boob punch, which i'm pretty sure turned the momentum of the fight.

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google- September 10, 2009 at 2:20 pm

that has to be fake. Who puts there life on the line for 7 dollars a hour? Sits and swats at a gun when its pointed at his face? No way i buy that.

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mmmiles9000- September 10, 2009 at 2:14 pm

Wow, excellent fight. Looks like someone is a few steps ahead on the curve there.

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