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Videos: Newton vs. Khatib, Manhoef vs. Maeda, Alexander vs. Test Dummy

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MMA pioneer Carlos Newton returned to the ‘W’ column on Saturday night at the W-1 Inception show in Gatineau, Quebec, snapping a three-fight losing skid with his KO victory over Nabil Khatib. As you can see in the video above, the Gatineau fans are awful, Newton still looks light on his feet, and he can still pound a motherfucker out when need be. Big ups to the Ronin, who increases his career record to 14-13.

Below: The Melvin Manhoef/Keijiro Maeda scrap from the K-1 World GP event in Yokohama on Saturday, in which the usually-sturdy Manhoef got Kimbo Slice‘d by a short right hand from the retreating Japanese fighter. Fans have been calling this one suspicious, but it’s more likely that Maeda just found Melvin’s button.

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After the jump: Houston Alexander stops by the Sport Science lab to test the effects of adrenaline on punching power. The verdict? Houston hits like a hammer in his normal state, and puts out a full 1,000 pounds of force after trainer Mick Doyle provokes him into insanity. And that’s before the needles come out…

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Crackgibson- April 1, 2009 at 2:17 pm
That slo-motion pain/cry is priceless. "NO KITTIE THAT'S MY POT PIE! THAT'S A BAD GODDAMN KITTIE!!!!"
J-Dog- March 31, 2009 at 9:56 am
Houston, we have a problem....
He who laughs and runs away....- March 31, 2009 at 5:31 am
^^^ that was in response to nealtaflinger
He who laughs and runs away....- March 31, 2009 at 5:29 am
So did Mach Sakurai on home video.
Anonymous- March 30, 2009 at 11:48 pm
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Anonymous- March 30, 2009 at 11:15 pm
i dont even know how to respond to such a stupid ass comment .am i a worse
person because i cant punctuate ,no most deffinetly not .Is Houston a worse person because he cries when he gets mad, no probably not, but yet theres all these ppl talking shit about the guy like hes a douche bag who hit a pregnant lady with a suv or something like that all i gotta say is whoever is talking shit about houston simply because he cried is a fucking retard and probably has no friends ,and probably has no idea how the real world works

Marcer- March 30, 2009 at 9:20 pm
I'm about to throw a bitch tantrum over your punctuation skills.
Anonymous- March 30, 2009 at 7:56 pm
houston seems like a genuine good guy so what if he cried ,hes got a lot of rage ,if everyone who cries when there mad is a bitch then 100 % of the ppl on this site are bitches cause im sure everyone has cried due to anger or maybe felt like crying either that or thrown a childish outburst which im guessing is how most of u release ur anger by throwing little bitch tantrums .all these faggots talking shit are probably throwing bitch tantrums when they get mad. i would rather cry than throw a bitch tantrum but to each their own
Marcer- March 30, 2009 at 7:27 pm
Yeah... That was pretty cheesy.
"Get mad Houston! Think about the disappointment! Let the rage consume you! Now go punch that dummy for this TV show!!! Raaagghhh!"
Phunnybonz- March 30, 2009 at 7:03 pm
Houston....we have a problem. You're a crybaby. Chuck didn't cry when he did the gladiator glove test. Man up beyotch! No Epi for you! Next time you get something to deal with your PMS.
Zanzibarz- March 30, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Based on Houston's lack of skill, he should have no problem building more adrenaline in the future.
Baki_hanma- March 30, 2009 at 4:48 pm
TUF wins!!
I have ejaculations that create more force than Hustons punch
Rich S.- March 30, 2009 at 4:47 pm
that was a nice little chance for Houston to do what he can never seem to do in the cage..
Anonymous- March 30, 2009 at 4:45 pm


Fucking gay. Thanks for acting like a fag and making the rest of us look like douche bags Housten. Way to go bro.
Spanky- March 30, 2009 at 4:03 pm
I wanna inject some adrenaline into my penis. Then triangle choke someone with it.
slapjaw ackrite- March 30, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Slightly flawed can see at the 6.20 mark, first punch vs. natural adrenaline. He put more into the punch, more spring, more hip, more scowl. Hard to throw the same exact punch though I guess.
Stevia Addict- March 30, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Houston Alexander + 0.6 mg Adrenaline = Ben Fowlkes + 3 Zima
Hamma Fist Elbow- March 30, 2009 at 3:33 pm
We should leave while Houston and Melvin find each other's buttons.
NealTaflinger- March 30, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Maeda proved that short and stiff can get the job done when you hit the right spot.
Hamma Fist Elbow- March 30, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Get mad, Houston!

Anonymous- March 30, 2009 at 3:27 pm
At the 2:15 mark, you can see Manhoef stiffen up before toppling over like a tree.

Houston is a douche.
KimboSlicesofPie- March 30, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Everyone cries, unless you are street certified. Instead of tears I secrete 100% pain!
Harry Russo- March 30, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Melvin walked right into that punch.
LukeTheDuke- March 30, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Carlos Newton: Brutal. That was awesome.
Melvin Manhoef: I'm sorry. Must've been the opposing hairstyle.
Houston Alexander: You a crazy person.
TUF Guy: Shut Up.
TUF Guy- March 30, 2009 at 2:39 pm
I have ejaculations that create more force than Hustons punch