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MMA pioneer Carlos Newton returned to the ‘W’ column on Saturday night at the W-1 Inception show in Gatineau, Quebec, snapping a three-fight losing skid with his KO victory over Nabil Khatib. As you can see in the video above, the Gatineau fans are awful, Newton still looks light on his feet, and he can still pound a motherfucker out when need be. Big ups to the Ronin, who increases his career record to 14-13.
Below: The Melvin Manhoef/Keijiro Maeda scrap from the K-1 World GP event in Yokohama on Saturday, in which the usually-sturdy Manhoef got Kimbo Slice‘d by a short right hand from the retreating Japanese fighter. Fans have been calling this one suspicious, but it’s more likely that Maeda just found Melvin’s button.
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After the jump: Houston Alexander stops by the Sport Science lab to test the effects of adrenaline on punching power. The verdict? Houston hits like a hammer in his normal state, and puts out a full 1,000 pounds of force after trainer Mick Doyle provokes him into insanity. And that’s before the needles come out…
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Mon, 03/30/09 - 01:33
Manhoef got Manhoef'd the fuck out
Mon, 03/30/09 - 01:36
lmao :)
Mon, 03/30/09 - 01:40
You cut the part in the Houston Alexander clip where he hits a test dummy, then the dummy falls on top of him, and Houston taps out like Art Jimmerson in UFC 1. Dummy wins by underwhelming top control!
Mon, 03/30/09 - 01:46
Should of put James Irvins pic on the dummy.
Mon, 03/30/09 - 01:53
The dummy should've worked for a takedown.
Mon, 03/30/09 - 01:54
Man.. Huston is emo..
Mon, 03/30/09 - 01:58
Its just science Houston
Mon, 03/30/09 - 01:59
what a savage. I have heard of NFL players getting so amped in the locker rooms that they cry and go biserk pretty much. Its nuts. He'll get beat though by alot of fools in 205..
Mon, 03/30/09 - 02:00
Just imagine if Fedor was capable of producing adrenaline!
Mon, 03/30/09 - 02:01
Damn Manhoef caught a quick/bad one. Even with all that peanut packaging in those gloves he got floored.
Mon, 03/30/09 - 02:03
Now lets test Houston's ability to defend submissions.
Mon, 03/30/09 - 02:04
Uh, he started crying? Thats not sending the most positive of messages to his potential future opponents is it? I like the guy but he needs a new camp...
Mon, 03/30/09 - 02:09
haha good one imbecile
Mon, 03/30/09 - 02:14
Wow I'm used to seeing Newton gets KO'd by a semi unconcious wrestler slamming his ass down.
Mon, 03/30/09 - 02:15
Houston needs to start a yoga program and chill the fuck out.
Mon, 03/30/09 - 02:16
The Huston bit was corny as hell "I ...I ...I HATE LOSSING" Shut up bitch
Mon, 03/30/09 - 02:17
Houston and alot of other fighters are much like enraged pit bull's, like they say they say they are. But does that make Fedor a Cesar Millan? Calm assertive energy, folks.
Mon, 03/30/09 - 02:27
There's no crying MMA
Mon, 03/30/09 - 02:31
wait.....wait wait!!!!!! he cried twice!! ohh man!!
Mon, 03/30/09 - 02:33
"Adrenaline Solider" starring Houston Alexander in theathers December 2009. Alistair get ready to present another oscar award.
Mon, 03/30/09 - 02:39
I have ejaculations that create more force than Hustons punch
Mon, 03/30/09 - 02:44
Carlos Newton: Brutal. That was awesome. Melvin Manhoef: I'm sorry. Must've been the opposing hairstyle. Houston Alexander: You a crazy person. TUF Guy: Shut Up.
Mon, 03/30/09 - 02:50
Melvin walked right into that punch.
Mon, 03/30/09 - 02:52
Everyone cries, unless you are street certified. Instead of tears I secrete 100% pain!
Mon, 03/30/09 - 03:27
At the 2:15 mark, you can see Manhoef stiffen up before toppling over like a tree. Houston is a douche.
Mon, 03/30/09 - 03:32
Get mad, Houston! GAAAAGHHHH!!! I HATE YOU, DAD! YOU NEVER TAUGHT ME JIU-JITSU! *HOUSTON PUNCH*
Mon, 03/30/09 - 03:33
Maeda proved that short and stiff can get the job done when you hit the right spot.
Mon, 03/30/09 - 03:33
We should leave while Houston and Melvin find each other's buttons.
Mon, 03/30/09 - 03:44
Houston Alexander + 0.6 mg Adrenaline = Ben Fowlkes + 3 Zima
Mon, 03/30/09 - 03:53
Slightly flawed though...you can see at the 6.20 mark, first punch vs. natural adrenaline. He put more into the punch, more spring, more hip, more scowl. Hard to throw the same exact punch though I guess.
Mon, 03/30/09 - 04:03
I wanna inject some adrenaline into my penis. Then triangle choke someone with it.
Mon, 03/30/09 - 04:45
I CAN FEEL IT...RUNNAN THRU MAH VEINS OUR MOST DANGEROUS EXPERIMENT...EVER Fucking gay. Thanks for acting like a fag and making the rest of us look like douche bags Housten. Way to go bro.
Mon, 03/30/09 - 04:47
well, that was a nice little chance for Houston to do what he can never seem to do in the cage..
Mon, 03/30/09 - 04:48
TUF wins!! I have ejaculations that create more force than Hustons punch
Mon, 03/30/09 - 04:59
Based on Houston's lack of skill, he should have no problem building more adrenaline in the future.
Mon, 03/30/09 - 07:03
Houston....we have a problem. You're a crybaby. Chuck didn't cry when he did the gladiator glove test. Man up beyotch! No Epi for you! Next time you get something to deal with your PMS.
Mon, 03/30/09 - 07:27
Yeah... That was pretty cheesy. "Get mad Houston! Think about the disappointment! Let the rage consume you! Now go punch that dummy for this TV show!!! Raaagghhh!"
Mon, 03/30/09 - 07:56
houston seems like a genuine good guy so what if he cried ,hes got a lot of rage ,if everyone who cries when there mad is a bitch then 100 % of the ppl on this site are bitches cause im sure everyone has cried due to anger or maybe felt like crying either that or thrown a childish outburst which im guessing is how most of u release ur anger by throwing little bitch tantrums .all these faggots talking shit are probably throwing bitch tantrums when they get mad. i would rather cry than throw a bitch tantrum but to each their own
Mon, 03/30/09 - 09:20
I'm about to throw a bitch tantrum over your punctuation skills.
Mon, 03/30/09 - 11:15
i dont even know how to respond to such a stupid ass comment .am i a worse person because i cant punctuate ,no most deffinetly not .Is Houston a worse person because he cries when he gets mad, no probably not, but yet theres all these ppl talking shit about the guy like hes a douche bag who hit a pregnant lady with a suv or something like that all i gotta say is whoever is talking shit about houston simply because he cried is a fucking retard and probably has no friends ,and probably has no idea how the real world works
Mon, 03/30/09 - 11:48
word period space word comma space word
Tue, 03/31/09 - 05:29
So did Mach Sakurai on home video.
Tue, 03/31/09 - 05:31
^^^ that was in response to nealtaflinger
Tue, 03/31/09 - 09:56
Houston, we have a problem....
Wed, 04/01/09 - 02:17
That slo-motion pain/cry is priceless. "NO KITTIE THAT'S MY POT PIE! THAT'S A BAD GODDAMN KITTIE!!!!"
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