Videos: Randy Couture Divorce Attorney, + Another Shinya Aoki Arm-Break Video
(Props: MMA Scraps)
As if to prove that he has an excellent sense of humor about his inability to stay in a long-term monogamous relationship, Randy Couture jumped into the role of a fictitious divorce attorney for our amusement. The acting isn't great, but it is funny. At least, it's funny as long as you aren't one of Couture's ex-wives or children, and that's such a small audience anyway so who cares if traumatic events in their lives are mined for a cheap laugh? Certainly not us. The day we value individual feelings over humor is the day we hang it up for good.
After the jump, proof that Dynamite!! 2009 was not Shinya Aoki's first time snapping a dude's arm and generally not giving a fuck afterwards.
(Props: MMA Share)
If you thought Aoki's reaction to breaking Mizuto Hirota's arm was callous, maybe it's because he's been there before and has to add a little flavor just to keep himself interested. Here he seems more annoyed than anything, but the reaction of the breakee is what's really astounding. I've seen grown men look more bothered by ingrown hairs.
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Comments
Cosmin Says:
heh
mustache ride Says:
First of all Randy is gonna be that kind of Grandpa that just says inappropriate shit even though he knows it's wrong or racist, but he's old and doesn't give a fuck what anybody thinks anymore. You know, the awesome kind.
And how can you prove that's really Aoki all Asians look exactly the same (see above comment).
mma samurai Says:
Maybe it's just me but it doesn't seem like Aoki was being an asshole when he broke that dudes arm in the video above. He just didn't do anything really. Yeah there was a little showmanship for the camera but lets be honest how many other fighters do the same after a win?
On another note:
Bag of chips and 30 rack of beer--$25
UFC even on PPV--$45
Seeing Randy Couture in that hilarious divorce laywer video--Priceless!!!!!
meanfinger Says:
grappling with a gi is a totally different world..
Turd Furgeson Says:
Anybody know this dudes name?
The one who's not aoki or cotoure?
cansfordays Says:
There is a message on Mizuto Hirota's answering machine from a Mr. Keith Wisniewski.
"Welcome to my world bitch."
Get Off Me Says:
@skeletor
Like Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino?
My question is...
How does such a great guy not stay married or at least find a wife who's "open minded" I don't get it?
itsgalf Says:
Shinya Aoki gives this look ... like "Seriously, what is this dude's problem? his arm is broken and he still wants to continue?"
intercept440 Says:
@Get Off Me
yea like gran torino
and as for the answer to your question...
its called being famous, and the bitch wants at least half of his cool shit...Fuck the bitch still hasnt changed her name back. fucking cunt even kept his name out of spite probably...i hope her next boyfriend Donkey punches her AFTER the dirty sanchez
Get Off Me Says:
I'd like to try a little blinding the marlin with that Kim Couture, she's probably rising up the ladder at a Vegas Casino off the Strip, but not as fast as in her younger years.
Sunburned Says:
Aoki is elite at his job, nothing wrong with perfecting your trade.
Gay or not, he is the most skilled at what he does right now. It appears that way, anyway.
Hats off to you sir, (Aoki).
Snap arms and let everyone else worry about it, (it's their problem).
ghostboner Says:
I have been so busy hating Shinya Aoki lately that I almost forgot about what a complete waste of usable organs Floyd Mayweather is. The dude can barely speak a coherent sentence. What a retard. Too bad he is a vag and will not follow James Toney's example.
MIRJITSU Says:
Woww.. that is an Oscar winning performance there Randy...... way better than that Scorpion King role that you obviously prepared for.
cagefightmon Says:
That Couture thing could have been funny but turned out to be awkward.