Videos: Randy Couture Talks Cro Cop, War Machine Talks Troubles, + More
Watch Cage Fashion Show at Mix with Randy Couture on RawVegas.tv
RawVegas.tv sent Arianny Celeste to some weirdo MMA fashion show (I’m sorry, was that one dude wearing no shirt and a backpack? How is that MMA related?) where she talked to Randy Couture about rumors that he may face Mirko “Cro Cop” Filipovic at UFC 99 in Germany. Despite Fighters Only reporting that Couture flat out isn’t interested, he tells Arianny it’s a “possibility” if he gets done shooting “The Expendables” in time to get a full camp in. Now that’s…disappointing. As awesomely clichéd an action movie as that promises to be, isn’t Couture still a fighter? And as such, shouldn’t fighting be his priority now that time is running out on his career?
The fighter formerly known as Jon Koppenhaver stopped by Steve Cofield’s radio show to discuss his legal troubles, and insists that these instances of assault were all misunderstandings. You see, he's actually the victim. Wouldn't be no trouble if people would stop forcing him to hurt them. Interesting explanations. Now what about those MySpace posts?
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d0zer Says:
I know where Warmachine is coming from. I was the victim too when I raped that girl.
TUF guy's blown out leather doughnut Says:
second!
VEe Says:
"And as such, shouldn’t fighting be his priority now that time is running out on his career?"
Uhmm . . . I think its safe to say that Randy is not really interested in fighting as soon as possible. And I think its safe to say that Randy feels that he has all the time in the world. It's only 2009.
ample Says:
Mark ass trick ass bitch ass niggaz
ItburnswhenIpee Says:
Perhaps Randy is waiting to see who wins Shamrock vs Abbott...
War Machine's Dad Says:
I was there, all those dudes without their shirts...I thought it was a Broadway show!!!!
Anonymoose Says:
sixth.
and randy needs to hang 'em up.
Fedor a million ankles Says:
Wow Randy would actually be favored in a fight for once.
Fedor a million ankles Says:
"Seth Petruzzelli, the Kimbo Slice Conqueror"
- Franklin
Lmfao
Chri534 Says:
My dream team of sports related news anchors: Franklin McNiel, Skip Bayless, Shannon Sharpe, and Woody Paige...why not throw in Stephan Bonnar for special segments as well.
...In that dream, I'd surely kill myself.
tito Says:
she speaks????
Poopiestick Says:
Couture's career, ending?!?!??? It's just beginning. He's got a clothing line, movie roles, a gym, and can make 200k a fight plus promotionals for the next year or two until he hangs up those gloves. You go Randy. You're the shit.
davidchronix Says:
"I dont go out picking fights, i like to meet chicks, im a single dude i like to meet chicks" john who are you trying to convince you like chicks us or you bro? Doesnt it suck all the hot girls you bring home from work have a wang ? Or do they ground and pound the wangmachine.
ps: fuck a warmachine
some lardass Says:
Not that this has anything to do with WM's behavior, but he sure does look Mexican. Tons of Germans went to Mexico and assimilated there (that is why there is so much beer and polka music there- no shit). That would explain the last name. Okay, end of anthropological rambling.
Douche Machine Says:
When I want to go out and meet chicks, the first place I go is a gay club.
Then, when the bouncer refuses to fondle my testicles, I sucker-punch his tranny boyfriend.
Happens all the time.
BigDummy Says:
Why the hell is everybody always writing about this idiot?
Better yet how the hell is this idiot getting on radio shows?
It seems like everybody in the media whines about the antics on TUF but yet all these same media people are putting this jackass on their radio shows and writing stories about him.
Come on people quit rewarding all these screw-ups with publicity.
Quit talking to him or about him!!!
ADW Says:
War Machine is such a fucking dipshit. What a fag. I really hope that he gets struck by lightning or something.... Please god just make him go away.
Skidmark Draws Says:
I wanna see GSP and WarMachine fight!! Lubed up GSP would beat Warmachine by Rear Naked Ass fuck. . .although working at that gay club would surely give Warmachine the advantage on the ground. . .
B-Rad Says:
Does anyone else think that Randy Couture looks like Chip Hazard from Small Soldiers?
Snuffy Says:
Fuck a couture and war machine, I took my drivers license today!
Wooohoo!
armfarmer Says:
Cotoure is 2-1 his last 3 fights at heavyweight all of which were for the title against top competition, and the one he lost he was giving up what 50 60lb? Why does that mean he needs to hang up the gloves?? Keep fighting Randy, another win or 2 and you'll be back in line for a shitletot!
BuckWild Says:
Ha ha shiteltot !
TUF Guy Says:
You idiots hate War Machine because you losers can relate to the fucktard that got choked out by him. LOL
Let me present you with 3 facts:
1) War Machine could whoop any of your guys ass at any given time. No problem at all.
2) War Machine has a better quality of life, working in a gay bar, than you guys. Let that marinate in your head a little bit. Yea, there you go, your life does suck that much.
3) I am stronger, better and happier person than all of you. Deal with it. Just yesterday I got paid, $2050 for the week; shot up some roids; benched 315lbs. ; flexed in the gym mirror for all the haters; ate a whole Salmon with rice; texted a few bitches... it's all good. Don't hate me cause I am beautifull. Nigs been hatin me since I've been 9 cause I outshined everyone at everything and made sure they knew it.
bonerjams 98 Says:
look at WM when the host calls mma fighters leathal weapons, what a turd
TUF Guy Says:
bonerjams 98 .
Case closed.
ItburnswhenIpee Says:
Don't worry, TUF Guy- your testes will descend someday.
Especially if your Mama keeps sucking for them.
Clozer Says:
Come on TUF guy, you got paid a measly $205. for the week *cough cough peasant* shot up some Crisco, did a push up, flexed in your bathroom (door closed and light off), ate a some fish sticks, and a bag of tater tots and texted a few whales! Stop trying to fool us with your pathetic quality of life. We know you are miserable and an angry individual. don't be mad at the World cause you hate yourself, it's just not right.
Anonymous Says:
You roid up to bench 315?
you sir fail
Dr. Says:
I don't know. I had such a negative perception of WarMachine but I actually could see where he was coming from, oddly enough.
If you have some rage issues, there are buttons that put you over the edge. If some big piece of crap tries to make you feel like nothing, it's your call to go at it with him to prove otherwise. If they both realized they wanted to fight to sort it out, it's not an organized cage match but if you get embarrassed by the smaller guy, don't whine like a pussy. WM said that had he been dealt by the big bouncer, he'd take it an deal with it, chalk up the L. If the witnesses verify his account, the bouncer is in fact a big piece of trash and got what he was asking for when he called WM out.
Thoughts Says:
Bens,
Man I swear you fools are going to be jealous that you keep allowing someone else to win this Kick Ass Remember War Machine Tees when you see them.
I bet you would get laid just for being in one. But again you have failed me.
*You better figure this shit out fast because I only made three. My little brother and his friend have been getting all kinds of ass in them though...
Anonymous Says:
Dude if you roid for 315 you are a pussy, weak ass motherfucker.