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Videos: Randy Couture Talks Cro Cop, War Machine Talks Troubles, + More

Watch Cage Fashion Show at Mix with Randy Couture on RawVegas.tv

RawVegas.tv sent Arianny Celeste to some weirdo MMA fashion show (I’m sorry, was that one dude wearing no shirt and a backpack?  How is that MMA related?) where she talked to Randy Couture about rumors that he may face Mirko “Cro Cop” Filipovic at UFC 99 in Germany.  Despite Fighters Only reporting that Couture flat out isn’t interested, he tells Arianny it’s a “possibility” if he gets done shooting “The Expendables” in time to get a full camp in.  Now that’s…disappointing.  As awesomely clichéd an action movie as that promises to be, isn’t Couture still a fighter?  And as such, shouldn’t fighting be his priority now that time is running out on his career?

The fighter formerly known as Jon Koppenhaver stopped by Steve Cofield’s radio show to discuss his legal troubles, and insists that these instances of assault were all misunderstandings.  You see, he’s actually the victim.  Wouldn’t be no trouble if people would stop forcing him to hurt them.  Interesting explanations.  Now what about those MySpace posts?

After the jump, “MMA Live” previews UFC 95.



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Anonymous- February 21, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Dude if you roid for 315 you are a pussy, weak ass motherfucker.

Thoughts- February 20, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Bens,

Man I swear you fools are going to be jealous that you keep allowing someone else to win this Kick Ass Remember War Machine Tees when you see them.
I bet you would get laid just for being in one. But again you have failed me.

*You better figure this shit out fast because I only made three. My little brother and his friend have been getting all kinds of ass in them though...
Dr.- February 20, 2009 at 12:24 pm
I don't know. I had such a negative perception of WarMachine but I actually could see where he was coming from, oddly enough.

If you have some rage issues, there are buttons that put you over the edge. If some big piece of crap tries to make you feel like nothing, it's your call to go at it with him to prove otherwise. If they both realized they wanted to fight to sort it out, it's not an organized cage match but if you get embarrassed by the smaller guy, don't whine like a pussy. WM said that had he been dealt by the big bouncer, he'd take it an deal with it, chalk up the L. If the witnesses verify his account, the bouncer is in fact a big piece of trash and got what he was asking for when he called WM out.
Anonymous- February 20, 2009 at 11:35 am
You roid up to bench 315?
you sir fail
Clozer- February 20, 2009 at 9:25 am
Come on TUF guy, you got paid a measly $205. for the week *cough cough peasant* shot up some Crisco, did a push up, flexed in your bathroom (door closed and light off), ate a some fish sticks, and a bag of tater tots and texted a few whales! Stop trying to fool us with your pathetic quality of life. We know you are miserable and an angry individual. don't be mad at the World cause you hate yourself, it's just not right.
ItburnswhenIpee- February 20, 2009 at 9:21 am
Don't worry, TUF Guy- your testes will descend someday.
Especially if your Mama keeps sucking for them.
TUF Guy- February 20, 2009 at 9:13 am
bonerjams 98 .

Case closed.
bonerjams 98- February 20, 2009 at 9:03 am
look at WM when the host calls mma fighters leathal weapons, what a turd
TUF Guy- February 20, 2009 at 6:43 am
You idiots hate War Machine because you losers can relate to the fucktard that got choked out by him. LOL

Let me present you with 3 facts:

1) War Machine could whoop any of your guys ass at any given time. No problem at all.

2) War Machine has a better quality of life, working in a gay bar, than you guys. Let that marinate in your head a little bit. Yea, there you go, your life does suck that much.

3) I am stronger, better and happier person than all of you. Deal with it. Just yesterday I got paid, $2050 for the week; shot up some roids; benched 315lbs. ; flexed in the gym mirror for all the haters; ate a whole Salmon with rice; texted a few bitches... it's all good. Don't hate me cause I am beautifull. Nigs been hatin me since I've been 9 cause I outshined everyone at everything and made sure they knew it.



BuckWild- February 20, 2009 at 5:14 am
Ha ha shiteltot !
armfarmer- February 20, 2009 at 4:23 am
Cotoure is 2-1 his last 3 fights at heavyweight all of which were for the title against top competition, and the one he lost he was giving up what 50 60lb? Why does that mean he needs to hang up the gloves?? Keep fighting Randy, another win or 2 and you'll be back in line for a shitletot!
Snuffy- February 20, 2009 at 2:08 am
Fuck a couture and war machine, I took my drivers license today!

Wooohoo!
B-Rad- February 19, 2009 at 10:17 pm
Does anyone else think that Randy Couture looks like Chip Hazard from Small Soldiers?
Skidmark Draws- February 19, 2009 at 9:52 pm
I wanna see GSP and WarMachine fight!! Lubed up GSP would beat Warmachine by Rear Naked Ass fuck. . .although working at that gay club would surely give Warmachine the advantage on the ground. . .
ADW- February 19, 2009 at 8:46 pm
War Machine is such a fucking dipshit. What a fag. I really hope that he gets struck by lightning or something.... Please god just make him go away.
BigDummy- February 19, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Why the hell is everybody always writing about this idiot?

Better yet how the hell is this idiot getting on radio shows?

It seems like everybody in the media whines about the antics on TUF but yet all these same media people are putting this jackass on their radio shows and writing stories about him.

Come on people quit rewarding all these screw-ups with publicity.

Quit talking to him or about him!!!
Douche Machine- February 19, 2009 at 7:43 pm
When I want to go out and meet chicks, the first place I go is a gay club.

Then, when the bouncer refuses to fondle my testicles, I sucker-punch his tranny boyfriend.

Happens all the time.
some lardass- February 19, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Not that this has anything to do with WM's behavior, but he sure does look Mexican. Tons of Germans went to Mexico and assimilated there (that is why there is so much beer and polka music there- no shit). That would explain the last name. Okay, end of anthropological rambling.
davidchronix- February 19, 2009 at 6:51 pm

"I dont go out picking fights, i like to meet chicks, im a single dude i like to meet chicks" john who are you trying to convince you like chicks us or you bro? Doesnt it suck all the hot girls you bring home from work have a wang ? Or do they ground and pound the wangmachine.

ps: fuck a warmachine
Poopiestick- February 19, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Couture's career, ending?!?!??? It's just beginning. He's got a clothing line, movie roles, a gym, and can make 200k a fight plus promotionals for the next year or two until he hangs up those gloves. You go Randy. You're the shit.
tito- February 19, 2009 at 6:46 pm
she speaks????
Chri534- February 19, 2009 at 6:42 pm
My dream team of sports related news anchors: Franklin McNiel, Skip Bayless, Shannon Sharpe, and Woody Paige...why not throw in Stephan Bonnar for special segments as well.

...In that dream, I'd surely kill myself.
Fedor a million ankles- February 19, 2009 at 6:32 pm
"Seth Petruzzelli, the Kimbo Slice Conqueror"

- Franklin

Lmfao
Fedor a million ankles- February 19, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Wow Randy would actually be favored in a fight for once.
Anonymoose- February 19, 2009 at 5:55 pm
sixth.
and randy needs to hang 'em up.
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