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Get your tickets, Philly fight fans: The world’s most famous police brutality victim is set to square off against a half-crazy ex-cop. According to Zimbio, reality TV star Rodney King will be involved in a Celebrity Boxing Federation match this Friday night at the Philadelphia Airport Ramada Inn. (Swanky!) His opponent is former police officer Simon "The Renegade" Aouad, whose biggest claim to fame is his celebrity boxing match against Rodney King this Friday. Okay, so the term "celebrity" is being used veeeeeerrrrrrryyyyy loosely here, but the hook behind this matchup doesn’t need to be spelled out. You can get a look at the maniac cop‘s training methods above. The two amateur pugilists appeared on the Howard Stern Show yesterday morning to plug the event. Some highlights:

Simon Aouad claims that he was thrown off the police force because he couldn’t "follow the rules". Howard Stern acted as the de facto Don King, encouraging trash talk between the two Z-list stars. "I’m gonna beat you so bad Rodney, you’re gonna wish you were in LA" said Simon Aouad limply. Simon Aouad currently makes his money running his parents’ pizza business, but also states "I break bones for a living every day." Rodney King seemed unintimidated by Simon Aouad’s threats: "I’ve trained for this for three months," said Rodney King proudly.

(Props: Fightlinker)

Speaking of boxing, Juan Manuel Marquez — who will take on Floyd Mayweather Jr. on September 19th — is a member of the Lyoto Machida Gallon-a-Month Club. Here’s some grody visual proof, from Mayweather vs. Marquez 24/7.

(Props: jsokol27 via CagePotato reader "Walrus")

Dan Quinn tells a woman about his brilliant Einstein game show idea and is eventually told off by an incredibly polite Canadian. Kick your probably-fat ass, quite severely.

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Bloodlust- September 10, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Go Rodney King! KO ignorance!
ArmFarmer- September 10, 2009 at 10:14 am
lol at 10-12 seconds of that first video.. runnin all hard core jumps over a high fence and then prances through the tall grass like a fucking fairy.
TheHuytonHandGrenade- September 10, 2009 at 9:39 am
Clyde- September 10, 2009 at 6:06 am
Let me get this straight, you think that guy is only half crazy? I think he's a bit more than that.
Ed M- September 9, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Unbeknownst to Rodney, the promotion plans to allow another officer into the cage at each minute mark of the first round.
RPS13- September 9, 2009 at 8:51 pm
wow rodney king vs police officer is fucking sad
Walrus- September 9, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Dan Quinn vs. the chocolate rain guy

just some dong- September 9, 2009 at 4:58 pm
That renegade guy is fucking awesome.
PurplePickle- September 9, 2009 at 4:16 pm
The Renegade's video was a little Kenny Powers-esque.

There should be YouTube celebrity fights. First up should be Dan Quinn vs Rev X or the chocolate rain guy.
NateGetsIrate- September 9, 2009 at 3:51 pm
^ Yeah, I think you're right. Time for me to shut up now, lol!
portland mma- September 9, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Are you sure your not thinking if Salvia? Stevia is a sugar substitute that was ruled unsafe by the FDA back in the day, on the other side of the debate you've got Quinn telling you it speeds up your metabolism and gets rid of cancer. The sad thing is Quinn almost has as much credibility as the retards at the FDA.
NateGetsIrate- September 9, 2009 at 3:20 pm
@ Smitty:

You smoke it with weed. I was at a big porn convention up in LA last year and they were selling it there next to a table selling glass pipes and another table selling some kind of wonder butt plug. Their sales pitch was "Stevie. Fuck up your day!". I also got to get my picture taken with Ron Jeremy. Life's pretty complete these days.
Smitty- September 9, 2009 at 3:03 pm
WTF is it with this damn stevia thing? Anyone here ever try it? And please, it's not because of Dan Quinn. I've heard Joe Rogan and other people talking about it. I wonder what would happen if you mixed the stevia and your own piss.
NateGetsIrate- September 9, 2009 at 2:59 pm
@ portland mma:

They said it was for the black man, they said it was for the mexican, and not for the white man. But if you look at the streets it wasn't about Rodney King, it was about this fucked up situation and these fucked up police.
portland mma- September 9, 2009 at 2:24 pm
So a guy who had the shit beat out of him by white police officers that caused a week long, billion dollar, 53 person casualty count of a riot is going to fight an ex rogue police officer who runs his parents pizza business? Oh ok, I hear Michael Steele is really proud of Rodney for how many years he just set the African American community back.
Fedor vs. Bas- September 9, 2009 at 2:13 pm
I watched Juan Manuel Marquez drink his piss on Mayweather vs. Marquez 24/7 on HBO and almost instantly wanted to put money down on Maarquez. Not only has he had greatbouts with PacMan, but now he drinks his own piss becasue he says there are viatims in there! Hey if Lyoto does it, and now Marquez, I smell upset!!!
Da Spied Her- September 9, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Breaking pizza bones is what he means.
NateGetsIrate- September 9, 2009 at 1:52 pm
OK guys, stop me if you heard this one before. Rodney King, Simon Aouad, and Monte Cox walk into a bar...

Actually, I forget how the rest goes but the punch line is "and then Monte Cox says 'Sorry, but i don't think I can hold my mouth open THAT long!'".
WithoutRemorse- September 9, 2009 at 1:43 pm
LOL @ Google...

Clearly one of the slowest MMA news days on record.. can you guys post something about Kimo dying again.. that was fun.
lesnerisafag- September 9, 2009 at 1:40 pm
lesnar is a fag*
google- September 9, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Does the cop know this is going to be video taped?
El Famous Burrito- September 9, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Reality TV star...hilarious!
cagefightmon- September 9, 2009 at 1:36 pm
I don't get the rodney King thing