(Props: MMA Opinion)
Is there any fighter who more closely resembles the animal for which he is nicknamed than Thiago "The Pitbull" Alves? Just looking at his face makes me want to lock the door and call Animal Control. He says in this video that he’s been working out at Wanderlei Silva‘s new gym/daycare center in Las Vegas, and plans to return there the week before his title fight with Georges St. Pierre at UFC 100 to get his weight right. Alves has had some weight issues in the past, and with a title fight he won’t get that extra pound allowance so he’d better be on point. Something tells me that screwing up a title fight at UFC 100 would be a murderable offense in Dana White’s eyes.
Raw Vegas went by Xtreme Couture to talk with Kim Couture about her upcoming bout. Am I the only one not buying it at all when she claims to be blissfully unaware of the criticism that suggests she’s only getting these opportunities because of who she’s married to? Even if she doesn’t "go on the computer," the idea must have occurred to her that it’s not solely her 1-1 pro record that’s landing her on Strikeforce cards. Whatever you think of Couture though, it’s nice to see a woman fighter slam "Cyborg" Santos’ woman trouble excuse. It just doesn’t have the same force when we do it, for some reason.
After the jump, American Top Team boxing coach Howard Davis Jr. takes it to the gloves and shows us the hand speed.
(The "test" starts at the 2:36 mark.)
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Comments
Wed, 04/22/09 - 03:22
Thats right BITCHES!!
Wed, 04/22/09 - 03:22
Thiago is a beast. Thats gonna be a great fucking fight.
Wed, 04/22/09 - 03:25
That's 26 more punches than Ray Mercer can throw in 3 seconds.
Wed, 04/22/09 - 03:39
So they play that club music at Wands gym all the time?
Wed, 04/22/09 - 03:45
Sack's comment is comment of the week.
Wed, 04/22/09 - 03:46
30 Punches in 3 seconds...that wasn't as impressive as I thought it might be.
Wed, 04/22/09 - 03:48
kentucky fried chicken
Wed, 04/22/09 - 03:54
GSP vs Thiago Alves will be fucking EPIC.
Wed, 04/22/09 - 03:54
I fuckin hate women in MMA!!!!!
Wed, 04/22/09 - 03:59
WELL WHO GIVES A BIG FAT FUCK ABOUT HOWARD DAVIS JR, AND HIS 30 LITTLE PIDDLY ASS PUSSY PUNCHES IN 10 SECONDS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT GONNA HURT, NOT A DAMN THING. I'D BE PISSED OFF THAT THEY WOULD EVEN WANT TO VIDEO THAT STUPID SHIT AND ACT AS IF ITS SOME BIG FUCKING THING. WOOHOO LOOK AT ME MOTHER FUCKERS, I CAN THROW 30 TWO INCH PUNCHES IN 10 SECONDS. SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH, AND GO SIT DOWN. I'M SURE THAT THERE ARE SEVERAL OF YOU DIP SHITS OUT THERE IN CAGEPOTATO LAND THAT ARE SO IMPRESSED WITH THAT STUPID FUCKING VIDEO THAT YOU PROBABLY WENT OUT BACK TESTING YOUR HANDS ON A FUCKING DEAD DEER YOUR FIXIN TO SKIN THAT YOU FOUND ALONG THE ROAD ON YOUR WAY HOME FROM YOUR JOB AT THE LOCAL DAIRY BAR OR CAR WASH. YOU COCK SUCKERS ARE SIMPLY FUCKING PATHETIC PIECES OF SHIT. NOW COME ON BACK WITH SOMETHING STUPID WHILE USING MY NAME, AND TRYING YOUR LITTLE HARDEST TO BE FUNNY, AND COOL. GOD YOU IGNORANT MOTHER FUCKERS NEED YOUR ASS'S KICKED, AND I'D LOVE TO BE THE MAN TO DO IT.
Wed, 04/22/09 - 04:04
HAL we all know you are not a MAN ;-)
Wed, 04/22/09 - 04:12
HAL, COME BACK TO BED, I SWEAR I'LL GIVE YOU A REACH AROUND THIS TIME, I KNOW YOUR MAD THAT I ALWAYS FUCK YOU IN THE ASS WITHOUT PLAYING WITH YOUR COCK, SO ILL GIVE YOU A TUG TODAY
Wed, 04/22/09 - 04:18
AND HAL, IT WAS 30 PUNCHES IN 3 SECONDS, YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH
Wed, 04/22/09 - 04:29
YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT MY LITTLE HARDEST.
Wed, 04/22/09 - 04:31
CAPS LOCK HAL'S LIFE PARTNER Says: Wed, 04/22/2009 - 16:18 AND HAL, IT WAS 30 PUNCHES IN 3 SECONDS, YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH __________________________________________________ Agreed.....
Wed, 04/22/09 - 04:31
WHAT THE FUCK EVER YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH. WHO GIVES A FAT FUCK. IT WAS NOT IMPRESSIVE TO ME AT ALL. I'D LET THE STUPID BASTARD HIT ME LIKE THAT BARE KNUCKLE, AND JUST HOW MUCH DAMAGE IS STUPID SHIT LIKE THAT GOING TO DO. HARDLY ANYTHING AT ALL. STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS LIKE YOU MIGHT BE IN AWE OVER THAT SHIT BUT I REALLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK. VITOR BELFORT WOULD MORE THEN LIKELY KILL THAT MOTHER FUCKER WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT. THE SAME WAY I WOULD PROBABLY DESTROY YOUR STUPID ASS.
Wed, 04/22/09 - 04:33
i was unimpressed with the 30 punches in 3 seconds.... i masterbate much faster than that.. i should be in ring magazine...
Wed, 04/22/09 - 04:34
@ TROUSERSNOUT, YOUR A FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF A FAT UGLY NASTY BITCH. GO FUCK YOURSELF. YOUR PROBABLY JERKING OFF TO THAT STUPID FUCKIN VIDEO RIGHT NOW ARE'NT YOU.
Wed, 04/22/09 - 04:50
CAPS LOCK HAL If your mommy sees you using such obesnities you know she's gonna get more than 30 punches on your little snot nosed face in 3 seconds. Youll be begging for mercy. "Stop mommy!!! I never new 30 punches could hurt so bad in 3 seconds...ooooooohh the horror" You little faggot, keep of the site bitch.
Wed, 04/22/09 - 04:51
He actually does look like my pitbull. What a trip.
Wed, 04/22/09 - 04:53
I FLIP FOR DICKS!!!! NUM NUM NUM ILL GOBBLE YOU IN ONE SUCKLE. I LIKE YOU ALL BUNCHED UP IN MAH MOUTH MMMM
Wed, 04/22/09 - 05:01
wow kim couture is a cunt, and no one wants to admit but gsp is gonna most likely make a lame ass fight of it, laying on alves for five rounds anyone?
Wed, 04/22/09 - 05:14
@ AMPLE, WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND MAKE ME GET OFF THIS SITE YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH. ITS NOT MY FAULT YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT YOU FUCKING DUMB BASTARD. SHUT YOUR FUCKING BIG MOUTH, AND MAKE ME STAY OFF THIS SITE. THAT RIGHT, YOUR CAN'T FUCKING DO IT CAN YOU COCK SUCKER. YOUR SCUM, YOUR IGNORANT, YOUR A PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT SO SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND GO LAY DOWN SOMEWHERE MOTHER FUCKER.
Wed, 04/22/09 - 05:25
CAPS LOCK HAL, You little nancey pants, whipe that lil snot nose of yours and go to you room! Mommy said no computer!!
Wed, 04/22/09 - 05:34
LOL, THATS ALL YA GOT HUH. YOUR WASTING MY TIME FRUIT CAKE. GO AWAY SON, GO AWAY.
Wed, 04/22/09 - 05:38
i guess cause he started with "hand" speed and not "hands" i thought he was gonna throw 30 jabs with one arm in 3 secs not those pitty pat punches wtf. in mortal kombat one you have to mash the A button pretty damn fast to break the blocks.... probably as fast as that.
Wed, 04/22/09 - 05:51
This fucking bitch Kimmie Couture needs to shut the fuck up before I punch her in them big ole titties. This is my fucking sport. Not some skanky bitch. If she don't shut her trap I'll shut it for her. She'll have a hard time talking when I shove my big ole smelly sausage in her mouth.
Wed, 04/22/09 - 05:59
Anyone named HAL is a L-O-S-E-R One of your 2 daddys must have dropped you on your head as a little kid. Go grab your purse, pull out some tissues...and cry yourself to sleep, just like every other day of your life. Anyone that talks crap on the internet like they are some tough guy, would get SMASHED in the streets Can't wait until you step to some dude in the bar with your loud mouth and he puts your lights out. You are ALL talk, no punch...you are that clown getting right in a guys face saying hit me hit me, hit me (BAM, your out cold) GAME OVER you loser!
Wed, 04/22/09 - 06:00
Laughing at caps lock hals life partner. That shit is hella funny. He's like fifteen points behind. He hasn't said one thing that made me laugh. But whatever makes him feel like a man.
Wed, 04/22/09 - 06:30
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKING SHIT FACED CUNT. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU SAY OR THINK BECAUSE I AM THE GUY WITH THE MOST MMA KNOWLEDGE ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING WEBSITE. WHATEVER YOU SAY IS FUCKING BULLSHIT AND YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU SAY YOU NEED TO TRY HARDER TO INSULT ME BECAUSE I DON'T PAY FUCKING ATTENTION TO SOME FUCKING MORONS TRYING TO TALK SHIT TO ME. YOU ARE JUST NOT ON MY LEVEL, YOU GOT NOTHING ON ME SINCE I AM SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU. FUCK YOU SO HARD YOUR HAIR FALLS OUT BITCH YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE THIS MOTHERFUCKING WEBSITE AND GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. I HATE YOU AND YOUR RETARDED COMMENTS YOU DIRTY FAGS. FUCK YOU. NOTE TO MY PARTNER HERE, YOU BETTER BRING VASELINE TO TONIGHT'S FUCK FEST I WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU TO PUT YOUR MASSIVE COCK IN MY ASS CAUSE I LOVE IT. IF YOU DON'T LET ME PLAY WITH MY DICK THIS TIME I WILL BE MAD AND I WON'T SWALLOW YOUR LOAD.
Wed, 04/22/09 - 06:52
He's using an alias cuz he's dickless.
Wed, 04/22/09 - 08:42
Great stuff. Impressive especially for someone his age. The guys who bad-mouthed him on here must obviously not train or know anything about boxing.
Wed, 04/22/09 - 08:42
I LOVES ME SOME DINGALING! WOOOOHA! GIMME THAT SWEET MAN JUICE!
Wed, 04/22/09 - 10:45
Good call on the Thiago Alves-Pitbull resemblance. I was thinking the same thing... As much as I adore GSP and Gina, I fear for both of them in their upcoming bouts =/. Thiago hits extremely hard and I don't know if GSP can handle that amount of power. GSP is awesome and well-rounded, but Thiago is a straight-up beast at 170. Hope GSP can use a good game plan against him. And beloved Gina...first let's hope her and Cris come in at weight, and that Gina can take care of Cris the same way GSP I hope GSP will take care of Alves. Cyborg is a beast as well, like Alves. Aren't they both from Brazil (Jiu Jitsu land), and yet these two are best known for their hardcore, powerful striking? These fights are going to be epic! And I have to agree with Kim on this; Strikeforce isn't as big as UFC, but damn am i pleased with their shows. They have a good thing going.
Wed, 04/22/09 - 11:15
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHERFUCKING POSER I WANT BIG BLACK DICK IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW OR I WILL TALK SHIT TO YOU ALL NIGHT BITCH.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 04:06
Damn. Today's poll is brutal.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 04:20
LOL, YOU BITCHES ARE FUCKING IGNORANT, AND YOUR PATHETIC. HELL WHY DON'T ALL OF YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS JUST USE MY NAME ON ALL OF YOUR STUPID LITTLE COMMENTS. LOL.....
Thu, 04/23/09 - 05:30
Thiago is an animal, and I've been saying he was gonna stomp GSP for a while. 3rd round knockout is my official prediction. I like Thiago for his fighting style and for his mentality, and also for how well spoken he is outside of the cage. He speaks very good english for a Brazillian, and that's something I appreciate. It's a peeve of mine that Anderson Silva has never learned enough english to even thank the crowd for coming out to see his (shitty, as of late,) performances. The UFC is an american company and atleast 90% of it's viewers are english speakers, learn some fuckin' english if you want to be one of my favorite fighters. Anyways, Thiago has the timing to upset the riddum. If George doesn't make a boring ass hug fest out of it, he's fuckin' goin' down.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 06:25
GSP gonna wrestle the guy that's for sure.....if Alves win it gonna be via a brutal ko that's for sure. And since when GSP is boring ?? Even when he's playing is "boring wrestle" game it still involves brutal ground and pound and awesome take down. Fitch was a good example....damn that guy can take a punch.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 08:05
LOL @ "fedor a million ankles" your name is epic
Thu, 04/23/09 - 08:26
I sure hope GSP can outwrestle and outsprawl Thiago Alves. Alves is a beast and I hope Georges doesn't give him the opportunity to use his power.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 09:21
I CAN TAKE 30 DICKS IN 3 SECONDS YOU DUMB MOFO'S. I LOVE BARE KNUCKLES DEEP INSIDE MY ANUS.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 01:12
Caps Lock hal couldn't bust a grape. you spend too much time posting on the forums to be shit. ever train in a real gym? ever fight a pro? ever fight someone bigger than you that knew anything about fighting? I think not. come to my Gym, SpringField, Missouri. post on a TUF episode recap or something and i'll give you the address. I'm 178.5 lbs. lets see if you can back all that CAPITALIZED shit talk you monoslovic brain shits out. POSER.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 01:38
KISS MY ASS POSER PANSY. IF YOU ARE ALL THAT THEN POST YOUR STUPID ADDRESS TO YOUR GAY TRAINING FACILITY. 178.5 POUNDS IS THE WEIGHT OF YOUR MOMS FAT ASS, NOT INCLUDING HER COTTAGE CHEESE THIGHS. I SUGGEST YOU LUBE YOURSELF UP IF YOU WANT TO MEET ME AS I WILL TAP THAT ASS AND YOU WILL BE BEGGING FOR ME TO STOP. GAWD I LOVE GAY ANAL.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 05:26
1502 S. Enterprise st Springfield MO. Remember this is an "exhibition" fight. Not Gay sex with you grandpa and uncle you little punk. try and tap me out, i'm a purple belt in BJJ. you think you know stuff because you watch it on TV, just wait 'til your in the cage. I really hope you come man, sincerely. This is gonna be fun.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 06:38
fuck i hate that bitch just because she blows me she thinks she is a fighter. now i know how rich franklin feels.
Thu, 04/23/09 - 07:09
YOU AIN'T SHIT YOU DUMB GOATEED FUCK. THAT' S NOT EVEN A TRAINING GROUND YOU STUPID POSER. YOU ARE JUST A STUPID DRUNK REDNECK WHO LIKES TO SUCK TAILPIPES LIKE THEY ARE COCKS. A PURPLE BELT IN BJJ?? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE COLOR PURPLE IS YOU HILLBILLY DOUCHE BAG. I'M CAP LOCKS HAL AND I LOVE COCKS AND DEEP PENETRATING FISTING ANAL. I ALSO APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.
Fri, 04/24/09 - 12:01
I APOLOGISE
Fri, 04/24/09 - 05:09
hahaha that was great. I don't drink. purple is also lavender or the color of your face when i'm choking you to unconsciousness. how do you know I have a goatee??? creepy...
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