In this installment of the Tito Ortiz Talks About All the Cool Stuff He’s Got Planned, None of Which Will Actually Happen Show, the Huntington Beach Bad Boy discusses the fight league he’s not starting with Strikeforce called Punishment Fighting Championship, and his not close-to-finalized fight deal with Strikeforce. Honestly, we hate posting these Tito-related non-stories, but maybe some of you are interested in his continuing plunge into irrelevance. Anybody?
After the jump: A flashy little trailer for UFC 101, and a new career-spanning Dan Henderson highlight reel from Machinemen.
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commentsand therefore Tito is an idiot
Only in America ,.........only in America .Put up or shut up.
Tito Ortiz=With a head made up mashed potatoes, he does have the power create such a fascinating fantasy for himself!?? Tito Land sounds alot better than my reality because, there, he is King and everyone worships him, Jenna is NOT a mutant/cyborg hybrid with moon children, he still is a world champion and no one could ever beat him cause he's the best, man.
Me=Ortiz vs. Tim Sylivia coming to a barn fight near you.
I like in the Henderson highlight that the creator combined producer and director to create the title "Productor." Reminds me of seeing Arrested Development when Tobias Funke combined his professional titles of Psychoanalyst and Therapist to create, "AnalRapist."
I don't know howhard the weight cut would be for The Natural, but I wouldn't mind seeing a Henderson/Couture fight at Light Heavyweight.
The Shamrock - After getting old and slow, you are pummeled into self realization. This may take some time. Never stop shit talking.
The Liddell - After a down streak, someone else decides that its best you retire. You may or may not take one more canvas nap in a final ditch effort. Flip a coin if you go out on a KO or being KO'd. You are remembered for your right hand and your shirtless party habits.
The T Silvia - After a carreer of being hated, you eventually think that actually fighting a grizzly bear will revive your career. After a weak attempt at a leg kick, your face is torn off by an overhand right swat. The Crowd Cheers.
The Ortiz - After nearly submitting the Next Era's Champion in your final fight, the spotlight dims. You struggle to find work as your star fades (and shirts that you can get your head through). Your ego never gets the memo and you continually make claims of all that is to come. You marry a 90% plastic porn star and you somehow make babies. Pictures of your babies are posted on youtube in a video commemorating Bobble Heads. Eventually you die of natural causes as your head literally bursts from the pressure of your ever inflatting ego.
The Arlovski - You have the MMA skills to contend but your jaw is made up of cracked sugar glass. You wont admit it at first, but after being KTFO'd by your 5 year old niece in giant inflatable gloves, you decide that its best to quit fighting.
Next Chapter - The Penn, The Hughes, and The Franklin.
This is kind of like that.
"Tito who?"
Don't go away mad, Tito. Just go away.
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