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Videos: Tito Ortiz Talks Future Plans, UFC 101 Preview + More


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In this installment of the Tito Ortiz Talks About All the Cool Stuff He’s Got Planned, None of Which Will Actually Happen Show, the Huntington Beach Bad Boy discusses the fight league he’s not starting with Strikeforce called Punishment Fighting Championship, and his not close-to-finalized fight deal with Strikeforce. Honestly, we hate posting these Tito-related non-stories, but maybe some of you are interested in his continuing plunge into irrelevance. Anybody?

After the jump: A flashy little trailer for UFC 101, and a new career-spanning Dan Henderson highlight reel from Machinemen.




(Props: MMA Madness)

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dugmouth- June 29, 2009 at 9:52 pm
"I'm not just a fighter, i'm a brand", sweet when does marshalls get the Tito jeans/ socks combo? God knows I need a discount.
dugmouth- June 29, 2009 at 9:50 pm
O.B.I., you said it best.
Smeewa- June 29, 2009 at 9:01 pm
sweet hendo highlight by the way
Smeewa- June 29, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Tito: "and fore there..."

and therefore Tito is an idiot
Under Banga- June 29, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Tito "I`m a brand ,I have too much integrity"

Only in America ,.........only in America .Put up or shut up.
Kim Couture is a cunt- June 29, 2009 at 1:04 pm
LOL, my boy old bald and irish throws out the old school Motley, luv it. I agree as well.
Videodrome_NOW- June 29, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Dana White=Smarter than Tito, but possibly bigger ego. Still, in White's favor, I can listen to what he has say without asking myself why I'm actually listening to him.

Tito Ortiz=With a head made up mashed potatoes, he does have the power create such a fascinating fantasy for himself!?? Tito Land sounds alot better than my reality because, there, he is King and everyone worships him, Jenna is NOT a mutant/cyborg hybrid with moon children, he still is a world champion and no one could ever beat him cause he's the best, man.

Me=Ortiz vs. Tim Sylivia coming to a barn fight near you.
Cookie Monster- June 29, 2009 at 10:48 am
hahahahaha....tito has gone completely mad!
Shatski- June 29, 2009 at 10:38 am
Poor Tito. He's never gotten a chance to throw a baseball before until he got to throw out the first pitch at the game. That's where all his issues come from! Lack of father - son time! Probably couldn't throw one until he put on more mass since his head would make him off balance and fall flat on his face every time. He didn't want to end up looking like Hendo.

I like in the Henderson highlight that the creator combined producer and director to create the title "Productor." Reminds me of seeing Arrested Development when Tobias Funke combined his professional titles of Psychoanalyst and Therapist to create, "AnalRapist."

I don't know howhard the weight cut would be for The Natural, but I wouldn't mind seeing a Henderson/Couture fight at Light Heavyweight.
831 Son- June 29, 2009 at 10:00 am
Anderson def. Forest via T/KO. If Forest wins though, which he has a good shot at doing, I believe Anderson will just destroy everyone else after that.
Just A Wrestler- June 29, 2009 at 9:54 am
Oh yeah... and Tito's book is less than a centimeter thick. Chuck Liddell's book is more than twice that size. This is Gonna Hurt (to read) so you'd be better off not to.
Just A Wrestler- June 29, 2009 at 9:44 am
UFC 101!!!!! The first UFC event that im going to. I cant wait
Dubbayoo- June 29, 2009 at 9:40 am
@Armbreaker- as in shitty nü metal? I went to character map for the ümlat.
Armbreaker- June 29, 2009 at 9:26 am
Loved the Hendo video, including the classy music. I hate the crap music most people attach to highlight videos.
Nut Puncher 9000- June 29, 2009 at 8:53 am
The EX UFC Champion Fatelist:

The Shamrock - After getting old and slow, you are pummeled into self realization. This may take some time. Never stop shit talking.

The Liddell - After a down streak, someone else decides that its best you retire. You may or may not take one more canvas nap in a final ditch effort. Flip a coin if you go out on a KO or being KO'd. You are remembered for your right hand and your shirtless party habits.

The T Silvia - After a carreer of being hated, you eventually think that actually fighting a grizzly bear will revive your career. After a weak attempt at a leg kick, your face is torn off by an overhand right swat. The Crowd Cheers.

The Ortiz - After nearly submitting the Next Era's Champion in your final fight, the spotlight dims. You struggle to find work as your star fades (and shirts that you can get your head through). Your ego never gets the memo and you continually make claims of all that is to come. You marry a 90% plastic porn star and you somehow make babies. Pictures of your babies are posted on youtube in a video commemorating Bobble Heads. Eventually you die of natural causes as your head literally bursts from the pressure of your ever inflatting ego.

The Arlovski - You have the MMA skills to contend but your jaw is made up of cracked sugar glass. You wont admit it at first, but after being KTFO'd by your 5 year old niece in giant inflatable gloves, you decide that its best to quit fighting.


Next Chapter - The Penn, The Hughes, and The Franklin.



asdf- June 29, 2009 at 8:28 am
That was a really good highlight of Hendo
clutchy hopkins- June 29, 2009 at 8:26 am
HAHA YES! to further quote quasimoto, "you aint gotta go away mad girl, just go away." and yes tito is the girl in this reference. i won't lie though, i love seeing a person i think is a douchebag be ridiculed by just about everyone.
El Famous Burrito- June 29, 2009 at 8:24 am
Every so often, I go upstairs and ring the doorbell of the 90-year-old lady that lives above me, just to make sure she's still alive.

This is kind of like that.
Jay Smith- June 29, 2009 at 8:23 am
It's a damn shame to hear a grown man speak like that, and do it with confidence like he doesn't sound like a moron. What a dummy!
Art Gibs- June 29, 2009 at 8:06 am
Tito is a jackass. He didn't put together a single complete sentence during that entire interview.
mayhem- June 29, 2009 at 8:02 am
Wait.... who is this Tito that you are talking about?? Didnt he have a big head or something? Or was that just his ego? hahaha....
Dubbayoo- June 29, 2009 at 7:50 am
Tito's a "businessman."
Titos Head- June 29, 2009 at 7:46 am
Go me!
Old_Bald_and_Irish- June 29, 2009 at 7:46 am
I think the time has come to finally say it....

"Tito who?"

Don't go away mad, Tito. Just go away.
TxCowboy- June 29, 2009 at 7:42 am
Man. Frank Lester looks alot like Hendo to bad he can't fight like him
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