MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Videos: UFC 98 In-Depth, The Many Faces of Chuck + More


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We still have to wait 18 more days for this thing to pop off, but in the meantime, here’s some preview trash-talk from UFC 98′s extended trailer. While Rashad Evans keeps it simple, predicting he’ll take Lyoto Machida out in the third round, the Dragon gets all poetic ("My philosophy is the same as the samurai…my body is my sword, my mind is my blade.") According to Dana White, it will be the first time in UFC history that two undefeated fighters will fight for a title.

Meanwhile, Matt Hughes and Matt Serra share their own differing philosophies. Joe Rogan calls their match a must-win fight for both guys if they want to continue fighting in the UFC. For Serra, beating up Matt Hughes is more important than picking up the W. "Let’s send him packin’," he says. "Who the hell wants that guy around anymore? Not me."

After the jump: Get your daily dose of MMA-related laffs with two more must-see clips.


Above: lookoutawhale‘s latest joint, in which Chuck Liddell‘s creepy stare from the Condit vs. Kampmann broadcast gets a little more personality. There are so many good gags in this one, but 1:36 takes the cake, so to speak.

Below: Chuck Norris ain’t got shit on Rajinikanth. He came to kick ass and chew bubble-gum, and he’s currently chewing his final piece of bubble gum.


(Props: GordonKeith.com via CP reader "Gustavo M.")

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Anonymous- May 6, 2009 at 4:45 pm
I prefer seeing Hughes get kod with little Serras right hand but a submission works too. Pow right on the kisser
T BONE- May 5, 2009 at 3:31 pm
I want rashad to crush him. the last thing i wanna see is more "elusive" fights.. fight to win bitches dont fight not to lose! ffs lol
HOW TASTES MY PEE PEE- May 5, 2009 at 1:16 pm
@TUF GAY

1st of all! That was a man, not a "honey".

2nd of all! Just because your Picking up guys at a gay bar, it's not considered lifting weights at a gym.

Lastly! Putting a hairy cock between 2 hotdog buns and feeding it to you is not considered "cooking" for you.

Your life + CAPS LOCK HAL=homo erotic bliss

So be honest next time and don't make up shit...
Floridiot- May 5, 2009 at 1:07 pm
13th
Dr.- May 5, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Love how the UFC mouthpieces are spinning Machida's "elusiveness" for the hype of this fight. One hand Dana says Anderson Silva's take on the Machida method of fighting was embarrassing - then he praises it for Lyoto. I hope Rashad smashes him.
Richard Wad (Richard Tucker fails as a name)- May 5, 2009 at 12:04 pm
I never realized just how dazed out "out there" Forrest looked in his fight with Rashad, but the opening of the UFC video sure shows it. Looking forward to this card!
Anonymouse- May 5, 2009 at 7:56 am
What, no "Free Hugs" Chuck?!? Lookoutawhale sucks.
Hamma Fist Elbow- May 5, 2009 at 7:20 am
Slightly off-topic, but any word on whether Hughes plans to go traditional or southpaw for this fight? He looked like shit as a southpaw.
NinJay- May 5, 2009 at 7:09 am
Sorry for the double post but DAMN YOU CP for making me watch that Chuck video..i want my 3:37 back you sons of bitches!
NinJay- May 5, 2009 at 7:07 am
Ok, that Bollywood crap made my day. How many car and van windows do they have to break?? I also love the camera work. So funny when they would stop the guy in mid air and rotate around a couple time like "look how baddass this guy is".

TUF Gay- May 5, 2009 at 7:04 am
Let me translate : honey = random dude with herpes
Jeffro- May 5, 2009 at 7:04 am
Let me guess. Your gonna have a cock sandwich? I'll bet its a footlong.
Payday- May 5, 2009 at 7:02 am
If you want alcohol poisoning, take a shot each time Rogan or Goldberg says Lyoto is 'elusive' during his fight.
TUF Guy- May 5, 2009 at 6:52 am
I met this honey at the gym a few days ago, she said she's gonna cook for me tonight.

My life > Your whole generation
The MMA Bowler- May 5, 2009 at 6:35 am
Good CA{S LOCK HAL beat...
Richard Tucker- May 5, 2009 at 6:26 am
Slumdog Massacre!
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