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Now that we know who’s going to be in the upcoming UFC game, it’s time to look at how those fighters will throw down within the "virtual Octagon." In the above video, 2009 Undisputed producer Neven Dravinski takes us through weak and strong strikes, and the various ranges they can be delivered. The GSP Superman-punch KO of BJ Penn at 0:09-0:12 makes us smile every time we see it.

Below: One day left until Jason Guida gets a giant reality check — but for the time being, he gets to be talk about how he’s "all over [Lashley's] mind" and how he actually feels bad for him, because the former WWE star has to jump in the deep end right away without being built up first. (*Cough*) Skip to the 2:18 mark and smell the magic.

After the jump: King Mo‘s pimp-ass post-Sengoku press conference.




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Anonymous- April 24, 2009 at 11:20 am

your gay

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Daddy Lupo- March 22, 2009 at 10:19 pm

best comment ever

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Sideshow- March 21, 2009 at 12:42 pm

Jason Guida may be the biggest idiot in MMA. Couldn’t even make weight on TUF. He is going to get smashed.

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The Irish Wolfhound- March 21, 2009 at 9:02 am

I hope that was an unfinished demo of the game, graphics looked cruddy. Go Lashley

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Anonymous- March 20, 2009 at 11:48 pm

i feel sorry for his wife when she has to take care of him after he’s brain dead o wait he already is

don’t complain about the game u remember the last 4 games o ya u don’t cause they all sucked badly pride was the only good game back them, plus it’s the first game u never get it perfect the first time they can tweak it and make it better for the next game

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Jason Guida wants to get in Lashley's ass!- March 20, 2009 at 11:15 pm

We all saw this chubby fuck on TUF. Does he think we’re retarded? or that we don’t have basic cable? Clay Guida would have a better shot to win this fight.

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UFC fan- March 20, 2009 at 11:01 pm

Question is KG would you like to be punched in the face by a black black dude for another 23K? hmmmmm? hmmmmmm?

You see Guida knocked up a retarded bitch, and now has a special one on the way, he needs the money.

And I need to watch Lashley destroy him so bad he pisses himself while he postures on the ground and his body tweaks, like a man shot in the brain. :)

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KG- March 20, 2009 at 10:53 pm

I just watched that training video for Guida… and I can honestly say without a doubt I could beat his ass no problem. I feel bad for that dude. He is going to get stomped out American History X style…

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KG- March 20, 2009 at 10:46 pm

Sucks for Guida, hes going to get his ass beat for $20K. I just made $23k this past week buying/selling AIG and SiriusXM stock .. and it didnt require me looking like a douche and getting punched in the face by a large black individual.

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punchguyinface- March 20, 2009 at 10:05 pm

Guida must have been tired from running his mouth all week, because his bag work was pathetic

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banjo- March 20, 2009 at 9:47 pm

Roger Huerta quickly dials Sengoku to enter in the “King Mo’s Queen Contest”

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Stevia Addict- March 20, 2009 at 9:22 pm

Out of respect for Jon Fitch I will not purchase this video game.

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Stevia Addict- March 20, 2009 at 8:55 pm

I love how Guida questions Lashley’s WWE background and says “at some point it’s about dignity”, this from a man who flopped around the floor in a towel with his nuts hanging out, after fucking up the biggest oppertunity of his life by 1 pound. Then at 4:54 does hair boob say that he’s going to “weather the storm, and then get into his ass”. Does HairyTitsMcChoke think he’s warming up for a gay porn?

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%- March 20, 2009 at 8:47 pm

I could not feasibly give any less of a fuck about this video game.

Bens, I know THQ is promising you free t-shirts/money/copies of the game, but the coverage of this shit in your blog is just starting to get obnoxious.

More war machine satire, less pandering to readers under the age of 15.

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RED- March 20, 2009 at 8:04 pm

Whenever Guida tried to jump in the deep end he got cramps in his balls.

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Anonymous- March 20, 2009 at 7:42 pm

I wonder how big shogun’s stamina bar will be in the game…

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Anonymous- March 20, 2009 at 7:13 pm

I think jason guida is cool.

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Jenoir- March 20, 2009 at 5:47 pm

Jason Guida looks like an unwashed whore…

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Jomamma- March 20, 2009 at 5:02 pm

Jason got the shallow end of the gene pool in this family. He’s like Harry from Harry & The Hendersons only dumber.

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backbaconbilly- March 20, 2009 at 4:39 pm

“Ya can’t start him off fighting turd-balls” did I hear Jason correctly?? If Jason isn’t the equivalent of a turd-ball I don’t no what is.

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Jenoir- March 20, 2009 at 4:11 pm

What’s wrong with Mir’s and Lesner’s torsos? Why are they so lean? I mean, come on, let’s be realistic… it’s a video game!

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C-los- March 20, 2009 at 4:03 pm

Is guida supposed to “own” bob with that type of bag work…..it’s fucking hideous….quit taunting me Roy John Jr. And you guys here at the potato shame on you for posting that garbage….. Just kidding potato but seriuosly….. Quit taunting me Roy…

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Frank Mur- March 20, 2009 at 2:56 pm

Yeah, Guida’s punch drunk all right but what really shocked me is when he said he’s got a kid on the way….WHO THE EFF LET THIS DOUCHE HAVE SEX WITH HER?

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Bobby M- March 20, 2009 at 2:45 pm

What button calls my mommy when i lose?

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Anonymous- March 20, 2009 at 2:40 pm

i wants to be queen babeeeey

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