(Props: "Card" on the UG)
Now that we know who’s going to be in the upcoming UFC game, it’s time to look at how those fighters will throw down within the "virtual Octagon." In the above video, 2009 Undisputed producer Neven Dravinski takes us through weak and strong strikes, and the various ranges they can be delivered. The GSP Superman-punch KO of BJ Penn at 0:09-0:12 makes us smile every time we see it.
Below: One day left until Jason Guida gets a giant reality check — but for the time being, he gets to be talk about how he’s "all over [Lashley's] mind" and how he actually feels bad for him, because the former WWE star has to jump in the deep end right away without being built up first. (*Cough*) Skip to the 2:18 mark and smell the magic.
After the jump: King Mo‘s pimp-ass post-Sengoku press conference.
(Props: AllElbows via BloodyElbow)
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Fri, 03/20/09 - 01:09
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Fri, 03/20/09 - 01:16
game looks lame...choppy, blocky movements and characters. I wouldn't even stand near those "girls" in the vid without a full body condom. Or two.
Fri, 03/20/09 - 01:21
Holy shit, I never realized that Guida's been hit so many times in the head. He's fucking delusional.
Fri, 03/20/09 - 01:24
seriously....was that training video supposed to impress me? pretty much every time he throws a right leg kick he drops his head to the left....jus askin for an upper cut to the dome piece.
Fri, 03/20/09 - 01:25
sah..sah..sah..tah...tah..sah.
Fri, 03/20/09 - 01:27
Read between the lines... "I will take a knockout for the MONEY" I believe i have said this before but the reason behind everything is "More Money"
Fri, 03/20/09 - 01:28
i bet guida is getting minimum 20k.
Fri, 03/20/09 - 01:28
It's a fine line between being delusional, confident, and knowing you're lying to yourself. Good luck, Guida. May the penis be with you
Fri, 03/20/09 - 01:30
Guida has a point. I hope he rocks Lashley. If not, it's going to be some boring, drawn out Brock Lesnar hammer fisting extravaganza. Snooze. :)
Fri, 03/20/09 - 01:31
Goddamn, Jason Guida is more delusional than John McCain when asked about the economy.
Fri, 03/20/09 - 01:39
the man is 17-19. i think its time he reconsidered his career, i hear the wwe is hiring ;]
Fri, 03/20/09 - 01:42
@ poopiestick Did you see his first fight?? It was less than a minute, it was not drawn out at all, completely destroyed that guy.
Fri, 03/20/09 - 01:42
Guida's right, having big muscles just slows you down, man. That's why his philosophy is to never be in shape.
Fri, 03/20/09 - 01:53
The game doesn't impress me, looks too simple like the previous games, and animations look horrible. Modeling is like 7/10, could do much better. Jason Guida.. Punching bag.. no hit back. He seems to forget Lashley's history. It's sad how everyone around Guida tries to pump him up and never disagrees with him, and who the hell is he about dignity.. he disgraced his family and brother by not even bothering to make weight on TUF EP 1.
Fri, 03/20/09 - 02:02
I like the range idea for Undisputed, but it just looks too stiff. Hopefully the gameplay is smoother when actually playing. They are going for a fight simulator, which is cool, but adding some arcade action with quicker combos and a faster pace is what makes fighting games, see Street Fighter 2-4 and and Tekken. Signature moves/abilities would be a good one to add also i.e. Machida's dodging counter attacks, BJ's rubber guard and Lesnar's epileptic seizure ground and pound. Should be the first decent MMA game at least.
Fri, 03/20/09 - 02:16
Someone should tell them the U.S. flag on the wall is upside down. The U.S. flag upside down is a sign of distress; maybe they did it on purpose.
Fri, 03/20/09 - 02:17
2 reasons this game won't be the greatest. 1) As derekrva said they should have signature moves (hellbows) 2) They don't have an unlockable character for Ryo Chonan to throw his 'special' flying heel hook at the unbeatable Anderson Silva.
Fri, 03/20/09 - 02:17
Does Guida now know he used to be an all-american wrestler. Or he is just too braindamaged to grasp that.
Fri, 03/20/09 - 02:38
Maybe Guida's not so dumb. I never considered watching him fight but now i'm almost ready to pay to watch him get his ass kicked. Just like WWE, it sometimes pays to be the man everyone loves to hate!
Fri, 03/20/09 - 02:39
... almost anyways.
Fri, 03/20/09 - 02:40
p.p.p.p.ppp..p..ppp.....Petruzelli.
Fri, 03/20/09 - 02:40
i wants to be queen babeeeey
Fri, 03/20/09 - 02:45
What button calls my mommy when i lose?
Fri, 03/20/09 - 02:56
Yeah, Guida's punch drunk all right but what really shocked me is when he said he's got a kid on the way....WHO THE EFF LET THIS DOUCHE HAVE SEX WITH HER?
Fri, 03/20/09 - 04:03
Is guida supposed to "own" bob with that type of bag work.....it's fucking hideous....quit taunting me Roy John Jr. And you guys here at the potato shame on you for posting that garbage..... Just kidding potato but seriuosly..... Quit taunting me Roy...
Fri, 03/20/09 - 04:11
What's wrong with Mir's and Lesner's torsos? Why are they so lean? I mean, come on, let's be realistic... it's a video game!
Fri, 03/20/09 - 04:39
"Ya can't start him off fighting turd-balls" did I hear Jason correctly?? If Jason isn't the equivalent of a turd-ball I don't no what is.
Fri, 03/20/09 - 05:02
Jason got the shallow end of the gene pool in this family. He's like Harry from Harry & The Hendersons only dumber.
Fri, 03/20/09 - 05:47
Jason Guida looks like an unwashed whore...
Fri, 03/20/09 - 07:13
I think jason guida is cool.
Fri, 03/20/09 - 07:42
I wonder how big shogun's stamina bar will be in the game...
Fri, 03/20/09 - 08:04
Whenever Guida tried to jump in the deep end he got cramps in his balls.
Fri, 03/20/09 - 08:47
I could not feasibly give any less of a fuck about this video game. Bens, I know THQ is promising you free t-shirts/money/copies of the game, but the coverage of this shit in your blog is just starting to get obnoxious. More war machine satire, less pandering to readers under the age of 15.
Fri, 03/20/09 - 08:55
I love how Guida questions Lashley's WWE background and says "at some point it's about dignity", this from a man who flopped around the floor in a towel with his nuts hanging out, after fucking up the biggest oppertunity of his life by 1 pound. Then at 4:54 does hair boob say that he's going to "weather the storm, and then get into his ass". Does HairyTitsMcChoke think he's warming up for a gay porn?
Fri, 03/20/09 - 09:22
Out of respect for Jon Fitch I will not purchase this video game.
Fri, 03/20/09 - 09:47
Roger Huerta quickly dials Sengoku to enter in the "King Mo's Queen Contest"
Fri, 03/20/09 - 10:05
Guida must have been tired from running his mouth all week, because his bag work was pathetic
Fri, 03/20/09 - 10:46
Sucks for Guida, hes going to get his ass beat for $20K. I just made $23k this past week buying/selling AIG and SiriusXM stock .. and it didnt require me looking like a douche and getting punched in the face by a large black individual.
Fri, 03/20/09 - 10:53
I just watched that training video for Guida... and I can honestly say without a doubt I could beat his ass no problem. I feel bad for that dude. He is going to get stomped out American History X style...
Fri, 03/20/09 - 11:01
Question is KG would you like to be punched in the face by a black black dude for another 23K? hmmmmm? hmmmmmm? You see Guida knocked up a retarded bitch, and now has a special one on the way, he needs the money. And I need to watch Lashley destroy him so bad he pisses himself while he postures on the ground and his body tweaks, like a man shot in the brain. :)
Fri, 03/20/09 - 11:15
We all saw this chubby fuck on TUF. Does he think we're retarded? or that we don't have basic cable? Clay Guida would have a better shot to win this fight.
Fri, 03/20/09 - 11:48
i feel sorry for his wife when she has to take care of him after he's brain dead o wait he already is don't complain about the game u remember the last 4 games o ya u don't cause they all sucked badly pride was the only good game back them, plus it's the first game u never get it perfect the first time they can tweak it and make it better for the next game
Sat, 03/21/09 - 09:02
I hope that was an unfinished demo of the game, graphics looked cruddy. Go Lashley
Sat, 03/21/09 - 12:42
Jason Guida may be the biggest idiot in MMA. Couldn't even make weight on TUF. He is going to get smashed.
Sun, 03/22/09 - 10:19
best comment ever
Fri, 04/24/09 - 11:20
your gay
Tue, 12/13/11 - 09:49
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