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Vitor Belfort Picks Up Hepatitis A, Will Still Face Akiyama at UFC 133


(So you’re saying you have no idea how you caught hepatitis, Vitor? No idea whatsoever?)

If MMA has a Job figure, Vitor Belfort is it. The man who famously “expect Jesus bro, every day” has suffered everything from personal tragedies, to injuries, to disappointing matchups, to freakish, one-in-a-million knockout losses. An agonizing liver disease is the last thing he needs at this point. But as always, God works in mysterious ways. Belfort broke the news yesterday evening via Twitter:

“I have hepatitis a. This thing hurt so bad I pray that God will take [care] off me . Don’t forget to pray for me…Guys I just want to let u know that this hepatitis A is easy to treat so don’t worry guys in 2 weeks I am back in the gym…Sorry Canada I will not be able to be there but I am sure u guys will have the best time in life…I love Jesus. I know that this will make me more strong then before, please God burn hepatitis and send her to hell”

According to Belfort’s representative Pedro Lima, doctors are unsure how Belfort caught Hepatitis A — which is generally transmitted by ingestion of contaminated food or water or through contact with an infected person — but the Phenom’s upcoming fight with Yoshihiro Akiyama should still proceed as planned.

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Bacon- April 28, 2011 at 1:07 pm
So who is the old dude?
dranokills- April 26, 2011 at 10:10 pm
The Highest Primate Says:

Tue, 04/26/11 - 07:24

Fucking religious douchebag.. asking god to get rid of his hep.. no mention of the doctors and researchers who can ACTUALLY help him. ask for their help not a ficticious zombie who infected him and killed his sister..
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actually the only douchebag I see, is you......you fucking douchebag!
The Highest Primate- April 26, 2011 at 7:24 pm
Fucking religious douchebag.. asking god to get rid of his hep.. no mention of the doctors and researchers who can ACTUALLY help him. ask for their help not a ficticious zombie who infected him and killed his sister..
rpn452- April 26, 2011 at 5:45 pm
No big deal. Not a serious illness. Not chronic. B is worse. C is the bad one.
mcdolph- April 26, 2011 at 5:14 pm
God said - don't worry , Vitor, I will fuck your life good and proper, but do not worry, I am just testing you... so believe in Me, because I am God and I will look after you... honest, I tell no lie.
imaterial- April 26, 2011 at 11:30 am
Are u guys retarded? dont u get Hepatitus from dirty needles... i am pretty sure u do, thats how pamela anderson/tommy lee got it, and i have a relative who definatly did get a form of hepatius from a dirty needle.

YEAH? am i right, its cuz vitor takes steroids and fucked up tbh
ExpectJesusBro- April 26, 2011 at 11:01 am
I AM HERE!
HEY- April 26, 2011 at 9:28 am
A bit of fisting with Hugh Hefner himself? HELL YEAH! What's the worst that can happen...?
Hesh to Steel- April 26, 2011 at 9:10 am
"So what the fuck happens when he bleeds all over somebody in the cage!?. I guess the other fighter and the audience that gets sprayed with his blood will get it too. "

Yeah, I'm SURE the UFC hasn't thought of that. It may not be a chronic condition, so perhaps once he recovers, he'll be fine.

We're very careful about blood in this society, especially in sanctioned activities like fighting. It's possible that Vitor's saying he's still fighting without getting official word from the UFC, but in either case, it's certainly nothing to worry about.
PERPATRAITOR- April 26, 2011 at 9:00 am
So what the fuck happens when he bleeds all over somebody in the cage!?. I guess the other fighter and the audience that gets sprayed with his blood will get it too.
Uppercut Magnet- April 26, 2011 at 8:55 am
"That's what happens when you use chicken shit to make chicken salad"
BossNasty- April 26, 2011 at 8:28 am
@ RwilsonR

seeing as how he's undefeated in the octogon I would say he's had his foot in numerous asses then plop right in to Vitor's mouth. Sounds like a reasonable possibility on where the Hep A came from.
RwilsonR- April 26, 2011 at 8:18 am
This really makes you wonder where Anderson Silva's foot has been.
LOKI- April 26, 2011 at 8:17 am
I wonder if Heysuse approves of analingus.
BossNasty- April 26, 2011 at 8:15 am
Freakish one in a million knockout? Get the fuch outta here with that bullshit.
KarmaAteMyCat- April 26, 2011 at 8:09 am
See now this is why Tito needs to keep Jenna on lockdown. She keeps infecting the rest of the locker room gotta put that bitch on a leash.
Dagnut- April 26, 2011 at 8:08 am
Who wins in a fight God Or Jesus?
Wickedmonkey1- April 26, 2011 at 7:55 am
turning chicken shit into salad?
dranokills- April 26, 2011 at 7:53 am
Skiddly doo-boppedy Doo-bop skiddly biddledy Diddly skee boppa doo Skee boppa doo. ...
Lopes- April 26, 2011 at 7:53 am
Jesus bro, everyday.
cecils_pupils- April 26, 2011 at 7:46 am
ewwwwww doooodie!
GILL-uh-TEEN- April 26, 2011 at 7:36 am
"The virus spreads by the fecal-oral route" ~Wikipedia

Didn't he recently use Mike Dolce as a nutritionist to make weight. Now I think we all know Dolce's secret... eat shit = lose weight.
LOKI- April 26, 2011 at 7:23 am
I'm expecting antibiotics bro! Every day.
agentsmith- April 26, 2011 at 7:21 am
Maybe his wife stepped in doodie.
Fried Taco- April 26, 2011 at 7:18 am
Oh great, now Jesus probably caught it, too.
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