MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Cast Your Vote for the New Host of ‘MMAshed Potato’!

ATTENTION, POTATO NATION. As part of our ongoing efforts to dominate every aspect of the MMA media landscape, we’re putting together a weekly video series called “MMAshed Potato,” in which we run down the week’s top MMA stories and must-see videos. I know what you’re thinking — a weekly series in which a dude stands in front of a green-screen and makes snarky comments? Totally unprecedented!

Anyway, we sent three of our friends to film test pilots at Break Media headquarters in L.A., gave them a list of topics and themes to work off of, and filmed the ensuing chaos. (The shoot took place right after UFC 126, so forgive us if this stuff feels like ancient history.) Guys, we don’t ask you for much, but if you have any love at all for this site, you’ll do the following: Watch all three videos after the jump, and vote for your favorite host in the homepage poll over there on the right. And please feel free to share constructive criticism in the comments section. Thanks so much…


MMAshed Potato pilot test – Jonny – Watch more Funny Videos


MMAshed Potato pilot test – Sean – Watch more Funny Videos


MMAshed Potato test pilot – Scott – Watch more Funny Videos

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Drea- March 21, 2011 at 2:44 pm
Looks to me like we are back to the guys - enough already - what is going on??????
AllowSoccerKicks- March 11, 2011 at 9:54 pm
Scotty Epstein hands down. I too turned off the first video as soon as the guy said "Victor".
ShortBus- February 26, 2011 at 11:35 am
Johnny's demo felt like something I'd see on E! (professional). Scott's demo felt like something I'd see on, well, Cagepotato (amateur). Don't get me wrong. I'm sure Scott's a really nice guy but Johnny, despite the mispronunciations knocked it out of the park.

Sean would be my second pick. If Scott wins I won't be watching the weekly series. No offense Sean.
gator roll- February 25, 2011 at 7:46 am
Wait. I see it now. Joey Diaz. Anyone who's ever participated in a UFC drunkcast and is actually a comedian should be way miles ahead.
gator roll- February 25, 2011 at 5:24 am
Chael Sonnen. He needs a job anyway.
MediocreThreat- February 25, 2011 at 5:10 am
Mauro Ranallo. Or Steven Seagal. Why Seagal? Because he likes talking about himself. And Ranallo is just as big a dipshit as all three of those guys.
fatbellyfrank- February 25, 2011 at 2:09 am
@ mothercruncher, your fucken shitten me, ArchDuke Ferdinand has been assasinated?? This could plunge the nations of the globe into a pointless conflict that, reallistically will never be resolved. I somehow need to transport myself to Sarajevo, Dundas, can i borrow your time machine, the future of the free world v's red hot Chilli peppers? C'mon Dundas gimme the fucken machine,
Sjsurf- February 25, 2011 at 1:37 am
Gotta go with Scotty on this one. Def stopped watching when the other two jackasses mispronounced Vitor and Fabricio. Just get Wandy to do the show.
mothercruncher- February 25, 2011 at 1:14 am
Decent first punt at it guys but um, what breaking news is next?
Archduke Franz Ferdinand has just been assassinated in Serbia?
stopdrinkingpee- February 24, 2011 at 10:42 pm
I could only make it through 1:03 of Jonny. Please no.

You know who's good at this sort of thing, and actually knows about MMA? Ben Fowlkes. Oh, sorry.

If it really has to be one of these three, I guess Scott. But shit, get BG or MRuss or Chad or one of CP's regular commenters. They can't be much less comfortable with the camera, and they won't mispronounce Vitor or Fabricio.

Also, this is another vote that Heather Nichols deserves the job after what you put her through.
fatbellyfrank- February 24, 2011 at 9:31 pm
@RWR, GB, FAHQ, heres how I would describe the Rivera/Bisping situation on live TV. "Jorge hung a heap of shit on Bisping, fuckin funny shit too, Bisping chucked a wobbly, cracked the absolute shits and now he's carryin on like a fuckin big Sheila with a rip in her frock, fuckin sook"

Now its back to the Studio
fatbellyfrank- February 24, 2011 at 9:28 pm
@ Boner, yeah BG is cuttin it pretty fine gettin us those tickets, I think he might have left us in the lurch here buddy, I booked the PPV for back up, you know just in case BG doesn't come thru.
Merlin- February 24, 2011 at 8:46 pm
Go Johnny Go!
FaH Q NL15- February 24, 2011 at 8:06 pm
sooo is there gonna be a second episode? because im on the edge of my seat.
>p/p<
plus I also vote FBF. The accent just works
ghostboner- February 24, 2011 at 7:27 pm
FBF Has my vote. Also, FBF, I have not received my airfare or press passes from Ben yet for saturday's fights. What the fuck? Have you got yours? I think he is trying to stiff us on the Frank/Boner UFC Australia extravaganza.
RwilsonR- February 24, 2011 at 7:15 pm
@ FBF - you could call them all a bunch of shielas. Don't you guys say something like that?
fatbellyfrank- February 24, 2011 at 6:33 pm
I could take pointers from my cobber Michael Schiavello. goodniiiight irene, and thats the big babooshka!
fatbellyfrank- February 24, 2011 at 6:31 pm
^ Cooee mates,wots happenin down the MMA billabong today,. There, I'm perfect for the job
Fried Taco- February 24, 2011 at 5:21 pm
+1 for fatbellyfrank, it would be cooler with his Aussie accent!
KarmaAteMyCat- February 24, 2011 at 4:56 pm
Fuck that. I couldn't handle any of that nonsense. Like my brain feels like it just got sodomized by the power of stupid. How do I get into this poll? I wanna do some video work. Meanwhile I have to try and regenerate some brain cells from watching these videos.
fatbellyfrank- February 24, 2011 at 4:36 pm
^ Viva hate and Rex spring to mind immediately, fuck I'll have a crack at it
joe sons balls- February 24, 2011 at 2:55 pm
'fatbellyfrank Says:

Thu, 02/24/11 - 02:41

Hot Bimbo with bodacious TaTa’s who can read a cue card, or throw it open to the Nation, competition send in vids, nation will decide winner by vote'

this. everyone knows these guys are all terrible and that there are several cp regulars who would be amazing for something like this. id rather have a webcam from one of the regs laptops than any of these 3 tards.
mat84- February 24, 2011 at 2:43 pm
none of them can even spell there idiots ill host the show call me
fatbellyfrank- February 24, 2011 at 2:41 pm
Hot Bimbo with bodacious TaTa's who can read a cue card, or throw it open to the Nation, competition send in vids, nation will decide winner by vote
CaptainPajamaShark- February 24, 2011 at 2:12 pm
My vote goes to Einstein, unless you can bring back Heather Nichols sans a humping Rampage.
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