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WAG Alert: Dean Lister Continues to Pull Quality Tail


We’re fully aware that it’s the game which should be hated, rather than the player, but this is getting ridiculous. So, Dean Lister used to be dating this girl. The general consensus was something along the lines of "maybe she’s too attractive to be with a goon-faced man who’s gone 5-5 in his last 10." Now we get news (and photo proof) from CagePotato reader Jerry V. that the Boogeyman’s latest conquest is not only hot, but kind of famous as well.

Closet WWE fans might know the above woman as Milena Roucka, who goes by the WWE Diva stage name Rosa Mendes. There really isn’t much more to say besides "how does this keep happening?" It’s Dean Lister, for crying out loud. Is his game really that tight? TEACH US, BOOGEYMAN.

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Dr.- April 1, 2009 at 8:48 am
Lister's head is quite possibly bigger than Tito's.
baby_eddie- March 31, 2009 at 10:41 pm
when this was first posted her nipple was pretty obvious, cage potato went in and edited the nipple out, I brought it into photoshop and you can clearly see the brush strokes. CP robbing us of nips.
mati- March 31, 2009 at 8:53 pm
hmm. cuz he kinda looks like ben affleck? really, facially, that chick isn't all THAT hot. but she carries herself in a sultry "i'll suck your dick GOOOD" kinda way. i'm sure he plays up the mma thing pretty good. like before he even says his own name. "hi i'm mixed martial artist dean lister" (shows them his sherdog page from his iphone). "oooh!"
Anonymous- March 31, 2009 at 7:52 pm
The funny thing is i met Dean Lister at a local San diego event. He would flirt or try to with every girl that was near, the worst part about it was the girls were soaking it up. 2 girls probably no older than 20 were by him all night rubbing up on him and what not. Im pretty sure i saw him leaving with the 2 girls before the weigh in was over....whats up with lister getting tail.
Buttplug Jr. Penn- March 31, 2009 at 4:54 pm
The odd thing is, I have been out to clubs with Dean in SD and the guy gets nervous as hell and has no game. But he is a really cool dude outside of that atmosphere, and smart enough to impress any of these airheaded bimbos with the five languages he speaks. Plus, I hear he is pretty good on the ground.
War Machine's Dad- March 31, 2009 at 4:51 pm
*his mother barely loved him
War Machine's Dad- March 31, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Hey...

Even Mongos need loving too.

Just ask War Machine, his barely loved him...cuz I sure as fuck wouldn't!

What? Too Harsh?
Anonymous- March 31, 2009 at 4:47 pm
wow, pretty snazzy cum dumpster there dean. props
Rich S.- March 31, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Fuckin' Dean Lister.
And as El Guapo always- March 31, 2009 at 3:14 pm
I see only two possible reasons for this he's either paying her or he's hung like a junkyard dog.
half-baked- March 31, 2009 at 3:05 pm
decent
Douchey McDoucherton- March 31, 2009 at 3:04 pm
...nothing says America like a fat white dude with man titties and a black dude with a fro front row at an empty wrestling show.
barney stinson- March 31, 2009 at 2:58 pm
i want him to tell me how to live!
Douchey McDoucherton- March 31, 2009 at 2:58 pm
that's what happens when you go around telling people your an Abu Dhabi World motherfucking Champion.....really though, from the looks of it, maybe she just can't break free of Lister's guard.
Goog- March 31, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Somewhere, Adam Corolla is leaning on the makeup counter at Macy's with renewed confidence talking to a girl in a smock.
BitchJ Penn- March 31, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Really you guys call that quality trim? Shes looks like that fucked up New York cat lady Fuck she looks worst then Amy Winehouse YIKES! so full of plastic and colegen (or however you wanna spell it) that shit is wretched!
Clyde- March 31, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Wives And Girlfriends - Generally referring to footballers. Basically, golddiggers who go after athletes.

I see it as a step down for dean but still, if she's a 7, he's still a 3 at best.
smashfacekillah- March 31, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Maybe I should act like a doucebag with a "new fuckin haircut" If you havent seen the video look it up on break. I think its called "new haircut".
My Fight Wiffa Cheeto- March 31, 2009 at 2:30 pm
First, what's WAG?

Second, chicks love guys they can feel smarter than. I just recently watched the Tito vs. Shamrock season of TUF. Lister looked like drool should have been running out of his mouth nearly the entire time.
MoTropolis- March 31, 2009 at 2:07 pm
I think women are attracted to guys that they can beat in a domestic squabble should one occur.
NateGetsIrate- March 31, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Good Job Buddy! You're on top of the world... of tonight!
Darkside- March 31, 2009 at 1:45 pm
The doctor's do some good work nowadays! If it wasn't for the scar on her throat, you would hardly be able to even tell!
Bang- March 31, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Haven't you heard? His cock shoots out puppies.
mexican arm bar- March 31, 2009 at 1:43 pm
@ eddie ... lol
Kadumel- March 31, 2009 at 1:42 pm
I think she is amazing.
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