Wanderlei Silva Undergoes Surgery to Become Freaky Space Alien, Can’t Fight Bisping at UFC 105

(Either Wanderlei had surgery or else he's getting a head start on his James Carville costume for this year's Zuffa Halloween party. Photo thanks to Fightlinker.)
It looks like the rumored Michael Bisping-Wanderlei Silva bout won’t be happening at UFC 105 in Manchester, England, and as usual when something bad happens, a plastic surgeon is to blame. Bisping wrote in a blog post earlier this week that Silva had undergone facial surgery and would be out for the rest of the year. Judging from the picture above that appears to be the case, and now at least we know what his manager was talking about when he said Silva would be taking some time off to heal his body and mind.
Not that we can’t understand why a guy like Silva would opt to do something about the several pounds worth of scar tissue in his face, but it does seem like unusual timing. Not only does this put him on the sidelines for a while, it also seems like money that’s bound to go to waste. Unless Silva is considering retiring soon or drastically changing his fighting style, he’s probably got more scar tissue coming his way in the near future.
But now that we know for sure it won’t be “The Axe Murderer” who takes on Bisping at UFC 105, we ask yet again, now what?
Since the fight takes place in Bisping’s backyard, and since Bisping is coming off a journey into the spirit world at the hands of Dan Henderson at UFC 100, you have to think that the UFC is not going to put him in way over his head for this fight. If they are willing to see him get smoked again, it would probably be against an opponent that would draw a crowd and make a show out of it (Wanderlei, for example) and not someone who would be content to wrestle his way to a decision (Chael Sonnen).
With that in mind, guys like Alan Belcher or Yoshihiro Akiyama might be good choices, though we'd much rather see Akiyama get the honors. Alessio Sakara is coming off a decision win over Thales Leites, and he’s a guy you can always trust to stand and bang. Then there’s Denis Kang, who said he needed a break after UFC 97 but has to get back in there some time.
I think we can all agree that whoever the UFC taps to face Bisping, it needs to be someone who’s a credible opponent. The days of feeding him guys from the bottom of the division for the sake of aiding UK expansion efforts are over. Once you’ve gone from TUF winner to TUF coach, you’re in with the big boys. If that leads to getting knocked out in front of your home crowd, so be it.






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Titos Head Says:
saw this on bloody elbow...ya he is looking crazy, but hopefully it helps him fight better
Goat Says:
Sexyama should get the opportunity to send Bisping to King Kai's planet
agentsmith Says:
I hope Wanderlei gave his surgeon's business card to the Cyborgs.
El Famous Burrito Says:
Well, that's one way to make 185 lbs.
the glza Says:
how about a set of before-and-after pics -- i can't really think of what's changed on him...
Jay Smith Says:
Titos Heads comment sounds like it "REALLY" came from Titos head. Don't quite know how removing scar tissue can make you "fight better", but I'm sure it sounded good in your mind as you rushed to type the "first" comment.
Looks like Silva saw Joan Rivers doctor.
newotnek Says:
Looks more like Will Farrell doing his Wanderlei Silva skit on SNL.
portland mma Says:
wow i knew wanderlei looked like a car wreck before, but holy shit he just looks creep now.
J-Dog Says:
Yeah he does look a little like Will Farrell.... or the creepy-looking clueless guy who did commentary for UFC 1
Blackleg Says:
Looks a little like Serra now.
That's a shame.
PurplePickle Says:
This is Rampage's fault with all of those 'Congo' jokes. Axe Muderers have feelings too.
4inch4skin Says:
I think the biggest thing is that they probably shaved off part of his eyebrows.
When they grow back he should look normal.
Seoul Brother Says:
So... Wandy is trying to look less like Homer Simpson?
El Famous Burrito Says:
Mãe! O bolo de carne!
Foda!
ccarter Says:
It should actually help him fight better, in the way he won't get cut as easy, which is less blood in his eyes.
Cage potato also forgot to mention he had his nose fixed up to breathe again through it, that'll definitely help him fight better.
Socal Tot Says:
Can you blame him? He's got money now and was tired of looking like the missing link. He looks great- but why do this before you hang up the gloves? I would say that this could possibly change his fighting style where he might not want to stand and bang, but this is Wanderlei we are talking about. Give him a few fights and he will look like his old self again.
Da Spied Her Says:
"it also seems like money that’s bound to go to waste"
I heard a plastic surgeon in Brazil offered him free surgery if he'd bang his sister.
Jay Smith Says:
"Help him fight better???" He fights fine. He hasn't been gettin cut to the point where it has affected his fights. As a matter of fact, he's been gettin ktfo a little bit lately, with no injuries to his face anyway. He went 3 rounds with Franklin, and cuts were never an issue. It just sounds like somethin Tito Ortizs' dumb ass would say.
alterdinfo Says:
hmmmmmm....i don't even know how to respond to this. Well...it's not like the reason we love Wanderlei is because of his intelligence. Perhaps the doctor should have recommended waiting until his fighting career is over before doing cosmetic surgery??
twincest Says:
sad part is removing scar tissue was totally unnecessary for Bisping. no way that can was gonna lay a finger on Wand
Bovice Says:
Damnit, my favorite fighter looks incredibly fucking weird now.
UFC is now the best Says:
"Wanderlei Silva Undergoes Surgery to Become Freaky Space Alien"
&
"a journey into the spirit world"
Had me cracked up so bad at work that I had to get up and walk away from my desk, or someone would have realized that I wasn't working. Cuz my work is not fun.
Haha, way to go CP. Keep it up.
Cookie Monster Says:
sometimes i wonder if TMZ has taken over my mma websites
NastyNudoh Says:
its like they cut the wrinkles off a bulldogs mug..
I really woulda been stoked to see Wandy go ballistic on Bisping, so forget whats next for The Cunt.. uh i mean Count, whats next for Wanderlei?
4inch4skin Says:
I'd like to see Wanderlei fight Akiyama as his first fight at 185.
We all know he's damn good at destroying Japanese fighters
Horror Fighter Says:
"Why so serious?"
Perdew Says:
"we are not the same, i am an alien"
T.Bone Says:
Wand took some time off to become the MIB cockroach.