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Wanna Be a UFC VIP?

As part of the UFC’s effort to help the Intrepid Fallen Heroes fund, they’re holding an auction to complement the "Fight for the Troops" event on Dec. 10.  Among the items you can bid on is what’s being billed in the video above as a "UFC VIP Experience." 

From the sound of it, you get to choose a fighter you want to hang with (don’t say Tito Ortiz) and the UFC will fly you to an event where he’s fighting, put you up in a hotel, and make you feel like you matter during a dinner with Dana White, Rachelle Leah, and some "UFC greats."  You also get to be part of your fighter’s entourage, which means walking out to the Octagon with him and shouting ‘represent!’ while the camera man motions frantically for you to get out of the shot.

The high bid at the moment is $5,000.  The cause is about as worthy as they come, so if any of you have that kind of coin, we encourage you to go for it.  We also encourage you to go to the strip club and make it rain, because that always sounded like a cool thing to do and we know it, much like this VIP experience, will forever be beyond our grasp.

If the VIP stuff sounds a little out of your league, you can also bid on a copy of the book "Octagon," a limited edition Alligator duffle bag (just cause), or one of the thirty tickets to "Fight for the Troops" that’s being made available to the public.  Or you can just sit at home and do nothing while your life slowly slips away.  Whatever seems more fulfilling.

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tyler- December 5, 2008 at 10:09 pm
Dinner with Rachelle Leah great.Dinner with Dana White no thanks motherfucker!
skull- November 27, 2008 at 5:31 am
emptyhandkiller, I just clicked in, and I am totally with you on this! I agree it's a farce to pay for a UFC fighter to like you for one night! I am sure they would rather smash your face and step over your unconcious body. Dana sounds so concerned for our troops, but knowing him, he probably is just porking a cute female soldier, and is doing this just to impress her. I don't have the ability to steal cable, so I just pay for the PPV. But, I also get brain damaged drunk during the fights. When I wake up the next morning, stuck to the floor in my own dried vomit, not even knowing who won, that is the finest feeling in the world!
emptyhandkiller- November 27, 2008 at 5:17 am
I won't be bidding on any of this. To pay 5K or more to have a fighter who in reality can't stand you is nuts. Yes, he will sit near you, chit chat and smile. You get to strike a tough guy pose for the UFC cameras. But I don't need that crap. I have enough backstabbing friends in real life who hate my guts for free. I just prefer to steal cable, watch the PPV's for free and get comatose drunk by the end of each event. That, my friends, is true living!
KTFO- November 27, 2008 at 3:10 am
@ my own question: Disregard my last question. I've learned that all bro-hugs must be purchased ala carte. They are also copyrighted and CANNOT be used without his expressed written consent of Dana White and Zuffa LLC.
KTFO- November 26, 2008 at 10:13 pm
Question: How many bro-hugs are included in the package?
d0zer- November 26, 2008 at 8:12 am
I wonder if they got layaway.

I think I would choose Nog, because I would want a hug for all my money.
mylee goooood fuck- November 26, 2008 at 6:49 am
i think its a good cause i started having fits they told me it was carbon monoxide poisoning from fires and still saws. i used to be a bricklayer and had loads of fires at work then had a mri scan and found a tumor on left side of my brain now i carnt even take a shit alone.carnt drive anymore take bath alone and could fall over right now and smash my fucking teeth out so i understand what its like to be a normal lad one day then have epilepsy for the rest of yr life.but like the other lad said i wouldn't want to be chating shit to some1 like wandi before a fight.be like some shit outa kickboxer HE IS CRAZY HE IS FUCKING CRAYZY AND THE PLASTER WAS FALLING DOWN.and if he lost what the fuck would you say oooooo shit you should have been bobbing and weaving.
Squirty McBuckets- November 26, 2008 at 6:49 am
I always make it rain at the titty bar. Unfortunately, it is always just raining in my pants.
Jeffro- November 26, 2008 at 6:00 am
I have always wanted to "make it rain" too. I tried with the change out of my kids piggy bank. I found out that strippers dont like to get plunked in the head with loose change. How was I supposed to know?
zmmajunky- November 26, 2008 at 4:37 am
Fuck yeah!!! Most fighters are cool as hell and it would be an awesome experience. I'd do it in a minute!!!! I would try to buy something at the auction, but I'm sure everything will be selling pretty high!?!
Ben Dover- November 26, 2008 at 12:16 am
Dana White needs to do his organization a huge favor and keep a lower profile. This event is lame, lame, lame. "Support the troops support the troops support the troops" wtf everyone supports the troops. Who doesn't? When you do something charitable like this but profit off it by splashing your name all over it, it's fuckin' empty gesture.
Anderson Silva's Heet-Seeking Missiles- November 25, 2008 at 9:28 pm
i can already see the commercial with that one stupid fucking voice they use to promote their shit: "wanna be a ufc vip?!"
UFCinCALGARY- November 25, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Cage Potatoe, should pitch in $500 to however bids, and advise them to wear a CP t-shirt!
MMAEruption.com- November 25, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Good cause - but I don't think it's a good idea for the UFC to force some random guy to be in a fighter's locker room before a fight. Even a well-behaved, quiet person could disrupt a fighter's natural pre-fight routine.
Dana White- November 25, 2008 at 7:29 pm
If you ****ers don't bid then **** you guys. You aren't respecting our ****en troops. They work hard and you ****ers just want to sit there being the cheap ****s that you are. **** you all!!!
Anonymous- November 25, 2008 at 7:20 pm
If I had the option to go with Fedor i would put my house up for it. Too bad we wouldnt be able to understand a single word form one another.
Anonymous- November 25, 2008 at 5:51 pm
i would pick forrest! sometime the ufc does some good!. i give dana pros on this one! it about the only one!
Aaron- November 25, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Pretty cool. If I was a rich man or at least didn't have a kid(s) on the way, I'd bid. Great cause- and how could you not have fun at this???
Anonymous- November 25, 2008 at 4:31 pm
So the new message board looks alright, But have you noticed once your reading the comments you can no longer click to the previous posts comment section? YOU GOTTA GO ALL THE WAY back!!
Anonymous- November 25, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Wut if i wanted dinner with Kim ALONE! no old ass Randy around ? ahh never mind I'd never make it to the fight, I'd be locked up with yet another rape beef(thanks Rosie O'Donnell you said it was consensual!!!)
TH3SH3PH3RD- November 25, 2008 at 4:23 pm
lolz Joe Ro is the shit. ufc wouldnt be the same w/o him
Kissenger- November 25, 2008 at 4:22 pm
This prize is a little strange to me. Would anybody really want to be in the lockerroom and corner of a fighter they don't even know personally? Wouldn't that be a bit awkward?

Still, good cause.
Xamot- November 25, 2008 at 4:10 pm
No Joe Rogan, no deal.
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