@DanaWhite You carry all those extra Pinkberry lbs very well, and I'm sure you're the best Jazzercise instructor there is. Please #freecagepotato

Is this nice enough?

Won't do anything like that fbook fag shit or tweet puss slime but I will offer advice: If another journalist goes down, you JUMP at the chance to get in even if you're injured, just fought, whatever, no excuses, Dana loves that shit.

I was planning on going to the Expo wearing a CagePotato "UFC hall of fame" shirt that I crudely updated, but this shirt will serve nicely too.

So Goldie... Uh... that was supposed to be a question but came out as a statement sooooo... yeah, I'm getting shirt right?

Can't edit the dang posts.

Ummm so since I'm the only person Dana responded to... Albeit negatively, I get a shirt right. Follow the trail. I'm PhiGam25

http://twitter.com/AriannyCeleste/status/49948627854041088

i just sent him someting on twitter under the name fryekwondo. i dont know if i did it right so i hope he gets it

I just signed up for a twitter account but had to use a different name than danomite cause some dick already has it. How the hell do i tweet someone? what is the point of this stupid website anyways? let me see if this works.

Can't imagine linking to lowkick.com on a front page article is helping the cause much.

Well, guys, I tried. Good luck.

#FREECAGEPOTATO with the purchase of another potato of equal or greater value.

this to me looks like nothing more than a scheme to build up cage potato's stock in order to warrant a purchase from Zuffa. I see right through it, BG.

I would be willing to purchase an all white tee and write "FREE CAGE POTATO" on it, and wear it to class all week(I will wash it of course..) if and ONLY if I can get a legit FREE CP shirt after I take pics of me in my hand-made one.

Also, Dana isn't going to do anything...at least for this expo. Guarantee he wont allow CP to join at this coming expo, only because he will feel he needs to "prove a point". Who knows though, hopefully he will give the green light after this expo! Losing more and more respect for Dana day by day.

If you really want to get on Arianny's side, maybe mention the fact that Potato Nation found 30 HQ pictures from the shoot only a week after CP's article and they weren't posted anywhere else. I just checked the link, and it still works.

All joking aside, i'm pretty fucking upset about this.

do they come in xxl or tall sizes? or are they just for average people?

Okay guys, time to use inception. We'll sneak inside DW's head using a dream within a dream within a dream and plant the idea that CP didn't leak those photos and blame it totally on bloody elbow. Hell wake up, ban them, welcome us back with open arms, and all fly us out to Abu Dahbi to shoot camels with big guns or whatever those ridicously rich dudes do for fun.

in a serious note though... you can always bribe arianny once she is happy dana will be happy, send her flowers, and chocolate with utmost apologies...if that dont work send her to hawaii

just wait till she dumps tiki and he starts pimping a sex tape or something of him banging her on dana's desk.... Then the tables will turn once the CP nation exposes it, dana will love us after he finds they desecrated his desk with ghosen fluid.

thenthe Pres Cred will return .. muuuuhahhahahahahhh

I told you so. Ben shoulda apologized like a man instead of trying to act "like a bowss".

Yeah, this is way better than hosting a party.

@MrPresident, yeah I just checked twitter. There's also: "@PhiGam25 @AriannyCeleste nope, they knew exactly what they were doing and were punks about it after."

So it's too late to make a positive first impression on Dana then. That's a shame. Time had passed. A bit of a grovel might have been enough. You pretty much decided to fuck yourselves.

Somehow I can't help but find that quite endearing.

Arianny and Dana say no dice.

http://twitter.com/AriannyCeleste/status/49948627854041088

Just have Vadim insert a "CP is friend" clause in with Fedor's next contract negotiations.

This just in: Nate's next fight will be against Alistar Overeem in a dark match at the next strikeforce challengers. Just announced on Dana White's twitter.

@CP
I already told you how to deal with this shit.
We already have Ariel Helwani to be the resident geek at press conferences, expos and the fights anyhow.
This shit should have never happened in the first place, Playboy sales may have been hurt(may, most likely promoted though)by the infamous ariannygate post, but how DW suffered is beyond me.

And by the way...If for some reason you aren't already, follow CP and crew on Twitter!

Stak40: You and all the other social-media-shunning people can always e-mail us at tips@cagepotato.com

@stak yeah, I've been known to pressure chicks for sex too... hopefully this works out better then that did! If I'm being honest, I had to have my son show me how to use twitter!!

@GILL-uh-TEEN then the site will not be re-credentialed, but the readers will continue to read regardless. This was never really a big place to come for exclusives, so perhaps it doesn't matter.

John A speaks the truth.

AM WOOD you peerpressuring pussy. I got a twitter account now i am trying to figure out how to use the shit.

@John A LOL if CP was the kind of site to do what you suggested none of these people would read. Go read mmaweekly

@danomite Dana hates cursing... he'd prefer you say darn and gosh.

I don't understand how this is an intelligent strategy to get re-credentialed. What is the idea? That if enough fans bother Dana White about this they will re-credential you? You understand that it is a small subset of the UFC fanbase that cares enough to support this cause, and an even smaller subset that would actually take any serious action (i.e. do anything to deny themselves the pleasure of the UFC), right?

You did something bad, for I can understand why Dana White wants to punish you. Feedback is how we learn. If you got away with putting those pictures up online then what's your motivation not to do it again?

Now, I am a CP fan, so I want to suggest what I think is a better approach. One person on the CP team needs to accept responsibility for the action of publishing the Arianny pics on the site. I suggest this person write to Dana White to apologise, recognise the mistake, and ask for forgiveness. I would also offer to resign my post at CP if it was me, as penance, and to show you're serious. This is what a professional outfit would do, I believe.

One of the illusions you may be under due to how the sport has evolved, and in particular, media coverage of the sport, is that any bunch of children with sufficient interest in the sport can successfully cover the sport. And this is certainly true to some extent. However, when the immaturity (which I recognise is part of the tone and appeal of the site) actually hurts the UFC you cannot expect an act of, frankly, further childishness to put things right.

Incidentally, if you did already try this and the t-shirt campaign is the last resort then good luck to you. But if this is the first thing you're doing to try and get re-credentialed then I hope you decide not to follow through with it, because it is going to piss Dana off and add to the height of the mountain you'll have to climb when you come to your senses.

Much love CP.

Twitter is for fags. Facebook slightly less so. Refusing to set up a Twitter account for ANY reason is just a good move. It's like never getting a tattoo because tattoos are for cock-starved attention whores. Then you finally get one and realize not only are you a fag, but you need more. Then you open a LinkedIn account. Next thing you know you're exploring the dark fringes of MySpace, posting pictures of your "sweet sleeve"
 
That said, I'll be snapping a picture and uploading it to the CP FB page later today.

hey ben, can we curse in our twitter pleas? you know, if we keep it positive?

@ Morningwood - the info you just got from DW is awesome! Okay, here's the plan - there has to be somebody out there who knows a guy who is friend's with this chick who may or may not be cousin's with Jon Jones' baby mama. We need to locate this person immediately and have them activate their intracate social network to get us in touch with Jon Jones and have him wear a "Free CagePotato" shirt onto the Leno show. Then Dana White can't possibly ignore us. Somebody who has a twitter account get on this, ASAP!

Nate Marquardt just got fired...

BG give me an email to send my pic to you , i dont have a twitter accoutn or facebook, but i did create a sweet pic though , i just need somewhere to send it, give me DW email or someone

I quit facebook and I've never tried twitter. I guess I'll try figuring out how to set a twitter account up though.

so, you guys claim to be loyal CP followers. But, I guess not at to the point of taking 5 minutes to setup a twitter account? Do you really think any info held on twitter can not be found other places? Or, that anyone cares to twitter you if you had an account? Just set it up so CP can get some MMA cred back, C'MON GUYS don't be Rashad's!

I also dont do the twitter or FB thang and am down for this cause. I dont write letter either. Email, is the best i can do. Or i can take a pic of me slapping the shit out of Rex, not sure how that will help but it sure makes me feel better.

ok I uploaded it to your facebook wall cagepotato

when I get my shirt I'm gonna add "in my pants" on the bottom of the shirt.

jones is on leno Thursday is all I got back from Dana. Better then EFF off I guess

Rex might be onto something, though. I compassionate plea to Arianny might be the way to go. If she gets enough heartfelt apologies from her "fans", and we all tell her how it may have been wrong to post the pics, but that it inspired us to all go out and buy her issue, and if she could see it in her heart to forgive us and let DW know that, it might be a good route to take.
You know, that or your facebook and twitter harassement of Dana White plan. Either way.

EFB >> lolz, yeah, sounds about right

Rotten >> sounds like a strong contender....

cagepotato- I will upload, within the next hour, an epic plea in the form of a handmade FCP t-shirt. and since I am sacrificing my own t-shirt it would just seem rude not to replace it with a shiny new one from your collection....

@ReX

So it was a "T", huh? Probably was about to say "these titties aren't free, you assholes.

Beeg >> She replied to me with one letter. I assume it was going to be something formulaic: "that's so sweet!" etc.

I'm with you RwilsonR.

If people want to get every detail of my life outta me, they have to do it the old-fashioned way.
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By getting me drunk.

Ugh... I hate all things Twitter and Facebook. I feel like the last holdout from a now forgotten generation that didn't feel the need to post every little detail of their boring lives online for all/nobody to see.
 
Isn't there some other way we can do this, like contributing money for Karma to tattoo "FREE CAGEPOTATO" on his forehead for his TUF tryout? He should have enough money left over from his last round of fundraising to at least get started with the F and the R.

done - good luck CP!

@ Rango:

"What material is the shirt made out of?"

50% cotton, 50% that shit that catches on fire when you hold it next to a lamp.

@ ReX13 :

LOL...I'm guessing you didn't get a chance to screen-cap it? What was the gist?

How about the "Im not on either waste of time so give me one or I will punch you in the nuts" way?

Where can I get a pair of those sweet feety pajamas?

Bad sign #26 : Arianny started to respond to me, then changed her mind and deleted her own Tweet. :/

What material is the shirt made out of?

"Hey Dana, I hear a ring girl at the office got you pussy whipped, Don't be pussy whipped, ReVerse it, whoop that pussy, bang bang bang bang" Would that be considered positive?

"I’m sending a Mrs. Fields muffin/brownie basket to Dana’s office tomorrow."

Include a PinkBerry coupon!

I would buy one you should make that an option also, or maybe if we show you proof of our tweet to dana we can buy one at a discount or something.

Hey Ben, do my Arianny Tweets count even without the #FCP?

We will bombard him with tweets until he gets so pissed off he has CP kicked off of Twitter!

"Thexy shirt ya got there, thdudmuffin." -Nick Ring

We're not all scumbags...? I don't know about THAT.

I dont have f-book or twitter but I do have DW's "fan number" from when he accidentally twittered it. I texted it once but got no response...And now I have done so twice.

@ cecils:

Full disclosure: I'm sending a Mrs. Fields muffin/brownie basket to Dana's office tomorrow. Believe me, we're going to try everything.

Warning - this will not work and you will piss off baldfather.