MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Want to Be a UFC Fighter? Send an Application to Jobbi.com and Keep Your Fingers Crossed

Jobbi.com announced today that it has formed a partnership with Zuffa to help the parent company of the UFC and Strikeforce recruit fighters.

According to the company’s co-founder Lawrence Vaughan, applicants will receive feedback from members of the job search hub which will help improve their standing on the site and may lead to them gaining the attention of UFC brass.

“Together with the UFC, we’ve created a streamlined process that makes it simple for new fighters and UFC management to connect with each other. There is also a social component that makes it easy for general public to get involved. People can talk with fighters, watch videos of applicants, and show their support for their favorite fighters,” explained Vaughan. “It is an exciting, ongoing process to determine who will ultimately get their dream job fighting for the UFC.”

Expect guys like War Machine, Karo Parisyan, Royce Gracie and Ricco Rodriguez (or at least people claiming to be the former UFC fighters) to apply in the coming months.

“We work with companies that are competitive and progressive, and jobbi.com is at the top of its game as a job search website,’ said UFC president Dana White.

Translation: “Jobbi.com came to the table with an offer we couldn’t refu$e.”

Launched in 2008 by Lawrence Vaughan, 24, and Jordan Kelley, 22, Jobbi will likely benefit immensely from the push the partnership with the UFC will provide.  Jobbi’s Alexa Traffic Rank is 413,379 and its  Traffic Rank in US is 93,868. To give you an idea of what that means, the top two job search sites in the U.S. — Monster.com and CareerBuilder.com — have respective Alexa Traffic Rankings of 532 and 541 and U.S. Traffic Rankings of 112th and 107th.  CagePotato.com is ranked 17,399th worldwide and  7,032 in the U.S.

The UFC joins other multi-million dollar companies like Microsoft, Best Buy, ATT, Hewlett-Packard, the CIA, Sony, IBM, Mercedes-Benz, Pizza Hut, and Toys-R-Us who are among Jobbi.com’s current client list.

So, if you want to be a fucking fighter, you better hope your CV is formatted properly and that your references check out.

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fatbellyfrank- April 26, 2011 at 7:02 pm
So the ability to format a resume is now important in your quest to become a professional fighter, what a load of fucken shit
jimbonics- April 26, 2011 at 7:03 am
Hahah! Just noticed the tags. Good stuff.
 
Seriously though, you'd think there are enough fighters in all these B promotions that are worth scouting?
Jesus Frijoles- April 26, 2011 at 6:11 am
And so it begins, the UFC is officialy fucking Wal Mart. Next thing they will have is a national hiring day like McDonalds.
jimbonics- April 26, 2011 at 5:57 am
Snoop Doggy Dogg? You need to get a Jobbi Job.
 
Loan me five dollars...
Ric Flair- April 26, 2011 at 4:58 am
AHHHH.... so THIS is how the UFC is gonna find Tomato Cans to feed Fedor! I was wondering about that? Just like I was, and STILL am wondering where my FREE CAGE POTATO t-shirt is??? How am I supposed to rock it this week/weekend at the Skydome if I don't even have it yet!!! lol
irish brawler- April 25, 2011 at 5:04 pm
hahah oh alright so have I.
El Guapo- April 25, 2011 at 5:02 pm
Naaaa, SoCal. BUT I've been to Alcatraz if that makes any difference.
irish brawler- April 25, 2011 at 4:59 pm
@el guapo due to your referance to alcatraz i must ask, are you from the bay area?
mDino- April 25, 2011 at 4:32 pm
el guaps vs the edit button, TBA 2011
bitteralex- April 25, 2011 at 4:32 pm
Is it me or does that picture of dana look like it was taken 10 years ago? You know... back when he wasn't fat. It's not a dating website Mr. White.
El Guapo- April 25, 2011 at 4:04 pm
D'oh! ^^2012
El Guapo- April 25, 2011 at 4:04 pm
^2010 FUCKIN NO EDIT BUTTON!
El Guapo- April 25, 2011 at 4:03 pm
Karma vs Sudos... CP Fights 1... Alcatraz Island... Dec 22, 2011
El Guapo- April 25, 2011 at 4:02 pm
I used to like Sudos(no homo), too. Before the shit hit the fan he had some pretty good posts. Which is funny because I used to think Karma was a annoying as hell. Weird how things work out..
BigShig- April 25, 2011 at 3:46 pm
Applicant's Name: Arthur Jimmerson
Experience: Boxing 51-18, MMA 0-1
References: Teila Tuli, Gerard Gordeau, Ken Shamrock
Future Aspirations: Rematch Royce Gracie at UFC 134
Additional Talents: Ability to submit prior to actually put in a submission maneuver.
vaicavalo- April 25, 2011 at 3:45 pm
in the groupe dynamic dana will throw a contract to 100 fighters, but just the last man standing can sign it
Promise of Stress- April 25, 2011 at 3:40 pm
To Follow.

A tirade about how KarmaAteMyDick is an asshole from some nerd who may or may not train with him.
RSparrow- April 25, 2011 at 3:31 pm
Great, here we go...
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