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War Machine Booked Against Gideon Ray in October, Agrees to Fight Roger Huerta in November


(Image via @warmachine170)

After all the ink we gave to War Machine‘s deep thoughts about D.I.Y. asshole-plucking and bologna sex fantasies while in prison, it only seems fair that we should keep you updated on his actual MMA career. (Ed. note: zzzzzzz) The eccentric UFC veteran has been a free man since July, and his fall dance card is starting to fill up.

On Saturday, October 15th, War Machine will headline Chicago Cagefighting Championship 4, which goes down at the Odeum Expo Center in Villa Park, IL. His opponent will be TUF 4 castmember and “local fan favorite” Gideon Ray, who hasn’t competed since last July. The card will also feature Carson Beebe, Josh Shockley, and Chico Camus. Tickets start at just $20.

But a bigger fight looms on the horizon…

Earlier today, a pair of twitter messages from Roger Huerta and PhuketTopTeam claimed that the UFC’s former Hispanic poster boy will be fighting War Machine on November 26th in Pharr, Texas, for an unspecified promotion. War Machine clarified that it wasn’t a done deal just yet: ”lol…rumors sure fly, Ive agreed to the fight but contracts havent been signed yet. I fight Gideon in Chicago first regardless.”

After two career-killing losses under the Bellator banner against Pat Curran and Eddie Alvarez, is a jump to welterweight against War Machine’s crazy ass really the best move for Huerta? That remains to be seen, but both fighters could use a big win right now to jump-start their careers. Fine, we’re interested.

One more thing: War Machine’s wife has a grenade neck-tattoo, just like him. Awwwww?

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Mofo- September 21, 2011 at 6:20 am
Most importantly, what's his wife's NAME? No link to more fotos o' that shit? Criminal, CP, that's just criminal.
dthrckt- September 21, 2011 at 6:15 am
because his eyes are set 1/4" apart and both of them are looking at the end of his nose
it looks like it he got hit up side the head hard enough his eyes might actually touch
ajaykumar- September 20, 2011 at 10:47 pm
why does gideon ray look like he has down syndrome in that poster?
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yeahyeahwhat- September 20, 2011 at 4:56 pm
guess ol' carson beebe didn't make it on TUF
Sloppyspray- September 20, 2011 at 2:09 pm
Warmachine showing off the effect of his new grenade imprint brass knuckles.
RSparrow- September 20, 2011 at 1:43 pm
Apparently War Machine thought that after hitting himself in the face repeatedly, everyone would think he was Vanderlei Silva.
Fried Taco- September 20, 2011 at 1:23 pm
@likey - that's just how excited he was to find out he is going to be WM's first fight since leaving the slammer.
Fried Taco- September 20, 2011 at 1:22 pm
I'm sure she was just as faithful waiting for him to get out of prison. War Machine, you just tasted every guy's cock that your wife... nevermind.
Me likey- September 20, 2011 at 1:22 pm
why does gideon ray look like he has down syndrome in that poster?
intercept440- September 20, 2011 at 1:18 pm
dude..... his lips still havent receeded in swelling from all the face fucking his fellow inmates laid on him. damn bro put some ice on that shit already.
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oh and miss war machine....you just tasted every prisoners cock in cell block 6, you should go brush now.
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