War Machine: "F*ck an Obama"
Props to Fightlinker for screen-capping the latest dose of brilliance from War Machine's infamously retarded MySpace blog/bulletins, for the benefit of those of us who aren't subscribed. Basically, he calls President Obama a "rich white guy," a "rich faggot," and says that Obama is not one of "THE PEOPLE." Also, he kind of implies that someone should assassinate him. (Secret Service, are you getting all this?) Sounds like a classic case of Nader-supporter sour grapes. But wait, there's more:
That's a good start, War, but we'd also add:
1) Fuck a Cheney for showing up to yesterday's inauguration looking like a broke-ass Jeffrey Lebowski.
2) Fuck a Palin for not bringing in the LARPer vote.
3) Fuck a Jon Koppenhaver for legally changing his name to War Machine then venting idiotic hostility via his MySpace page like some high-school fat girl.
4) Fuck a War Machine's parents for not hugging him enough as a child.
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Nate Says:
I guess its one way to get people to even notice you. I give it a 3/10.
Dyph Says:
Eloquent as ever...
fedor a million ankles Says:
War Machine is right. I like Obama's tax plan but aside from that he's neoconservative fascist scum like most every politician.
Darwin Says:
rofl, I'm comin kid - don't you worry !
Thoughts Says:
CP - Why do we give a shit about War Machine?
BAS Fan Says:
He wouldn't stand a chance...Dangadadangad dang, kick to de pills head butt...no more War Machine.
Military Veteran Says:
WM is a joke, granted. Obama is not my hero, he is just another politician. In this case, the media took it to the next level. I bet you'll never hear them say anything bad about him now because they made him out to be a god. I just wish they'd treat him with as much respect as they did Bush.
j spice Says:
is it just me or at this point is this guys life just comical. You change your name to sound like an extra from the terminator movies, you make fun of a dead legend of MMA, you get kicked out of the UFC, you make death threats to our newly sworn in president. and you use LOL in every day talk. man this guys life is sweet! i want to be an ultimate fighter. i want to do my part in destroying the reputation of a fighter. Way to go War Machine you should probably change your name to Walking Stereotype. Have fun with those boys in Armani suits that should be knocking on your door shortly.
terrence Says:
so....none?
Anonymous Says:
"fuck a McCain for being so damn old"
Uhh, isn't that basically what Democrats actually said.
mayhem420 Says:
The funny thing about this kid and I use the term KID, is that he changed his name to War Machine and he talks all this smack about being a man and all that other over the top macho bullshit but then posts on MYSPACE? WTF dude you fucking fail at being a man. How much longer do we have to wait for Darwin to catch up to this fucking loser?
Astroninja Says:
He's well informed too. Irrespective of what you think of Obama, he didn't grow up with money, and got scholarships to pretty much everywhere, and didn't finish paying off his student loans until about 3 years ago.
Old, Bald and Irish Says:
Just when you think "War Machine" can't dig himself any deeper into a hole...
...he buys a new shovel.
Here's hoping that "War Machine" drives his car really, really fast into a tree.
By the way, The Secret Service WILL be up his ass real soon. They don't take this stuff lightly. Ever.
Obamas Left Nutt Says:
Jon Koppenhaver... Who's that? OH, War Machine, FUCK HIM!
Ouch! That hurts Says:
Congrats warmachine, you've just one an all expense trip to sunny Guantanamo. Enjoy.
Hebrew Hammerfist Says:
Secret service, FBI, and Swat knocking on his door in 5, 4, 3, 2..... 1....
Ouch! That hurts Says:
Ah damn, you all know I meant 'won', you can mock me now for my war machine mastery of the english language.
WANG CHUNG FIGHTER Says:
This guy had potential. I was hoping to see him go far in the UFC. He should be in the gym instead of fucking around on my space.
Koeikan Says:
I was mildly amused when he changed his name legally... but fuck that idiotic attention whore piece of garbage. He obviously knows absolutely nothing about any of the candidates and I'm sick of him trying to make absurd statements in order for him to garner some attention...because he isn't going to get it from what he does in the ring.
Everyone should just allow him to fade into obscurity.
Perdew Says:
anyone catch what Reverand Lowery had to say in the benediction?
"Lord, in the memory of all the saints who from their labors rest, and in the joy of a new beginning, we ask you to help us work for that day when black will not be asked to get back, when brown can stick around, when yellow will be mellow, when the red man can get ahead, man and when white will embrace what is right."
notice how you were left out of this WM? no one gives a shit about dumb people that think they're machines
either way Reverand Lowery could def sub you
The irish car bomb Says:
w washed up
a ass hole
r retarded mother fucker
m mentally ill (expects sympathy hahaha)
a arguably gay
c cant hold back a full face of tears on every occaison he gets
h he acts like a little bitch
i i dont even know why he gets this much attention hes such a loser
n never going to fight in any company worth mentioning ever again
e evan tanner is one of the most respectable people in mma history so go home
and cry yourself to sleep little johnny
maz Says:
oh that crazy war machine...such a kidder...
Brad Says:
This guy has to be one of the biggest retards ever. doesn't he have friends that tell him he is orchestrating his own demise? I mean, no way the UFC or any other big org would ever want to spend money on a pos like this.
rokabee Says:
Warmachine is a bitch...if he has the balls to say all this shit about Obama and really mean it, why does he ask someone else to smoke him...why not do it yourself you vagina.
Jeffro Says:
The irish car bomb gets the post of the week. Buy a muther fucker a t-shirt.
Oatmeal Says:
Astroninja i hope i dont really think that LOL
whether you like war machine or not he is right...
Obama is just another crooked politician
Oatmeal Says:
u*
Anonymous Says:
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and myspace drama.
Sweet MMA blog
Creamy CA Roll Says:
I love to fuck a bush. If I'm lucky, she let's me fuck a balloon knot
devilmonkey Says:
Maybe he can room with Jeff Monson in the big house.
bomber Says:
this is the comment of the week, now give me a t shirt
bpd Says:
As usual, OBI is right. Secret Service is paid to not have a sense of humor about this shit.
Say goodnight, Jon Boy
soorma Says:
I think it would be totally fucken awesome if the cia grabbed this guy and made him partake unwillingly in an experiment in which they turn him into a half cyborg soldier, or, if you will, a "War Machine" and against his wishes he has to serve the very people he so hates. And the only reason he was chosen as a candidate was because he has already changed his name, making it easier for the agents in charge of the program. Think about it.
Seriously though, wouldn't it be pretty tough to do pretty much anything involving I.D. for this guy? Like flying?
Anonymous Says:
man sounds like hes got a brain on his shoulders actually...
WM FOR PREZ!
Stevia Addict Says:
It should be illegal to teach martial arts to people under a certain IQ score. I hate the fact that this fucking mental deficient could kick my ass. This guy will be picking fights in the Denny's parking lot until he's sixty. "Stop eye fucking my grandslam bro!"
Im not a moose Says:
Fuck a War Machine for giving the middle finger like a chimpanzee.
snoochie boochies Says:
to be a politician, one must be corrupt. the whole system is corrupt. fuck the us. people dont understand. they are sheeple
snoochie boochies Says:
fuck all governments for keeping the masses obedient and at bay. we are all subjected to a blinded prison. wake the fuck up
machete for hands Says:
that fucker has alot of pussy on his myspace
Jay Smith Says:
This is a perfect example of why he's such a idiot. Like WANG CHUNG FIGHTER said, instead of being in the gym training, he's on myspace trying to fuck with bitches, and make stupid comments thinking he's being "witty" or "controversial". I can hear him now...."yeah, I was in the UFC, fighting on TV"......"look at these abs and cool tats"....."it's ok that you're only 13".......
This cat is totally douchetastic!
chris munroe Says:
CIA is on the way...
machete for hands Says:
hahahaha did anyone see Yoshiyuki Yoshida put that pussy to sleep??
Sheeple Says:
You're a moron dude.
Josh Says:
war machine just wants attention. what do is that called again? oh ya.... TOOL. he couldnt hack it in UFC so hes dying for attention.
Lysol Says:
War Machine is the reason here is an MMA ban in New York...not head kicks.
Nick Says:
Fuck a warmachine. Obama hasn't been rich his whole life. If you were smart enough to know anything about him. He probably struggled in his younger days. He was just smart enough to become rich as he got older. You on the other hand are about as dumb as they come. Plus you can't fight. I know amateurs that would mop the floor with you.
Joey Says:
what a class act
Don Says:
Maybe he can change his name again to "Party Machine" for the boys in prison
Whore Machine Says:
I'd love to see Whore Machine brutally raped by a rich white guy. I can understand wanting publicity but this is just dumb. I guess we're the real morons for paying attention to him.
NECROPHYTE Says:
i guess negative attention is better than attention for "party machine"-thanx Don