War Machine: “F*ck an Obama”

Props to Fightlinker for screen-capping the latest dose of brilliance from War Machine’s infamously r*****ed MySpace blog/bulletins, for the benefit of those of us who aren’t subscribed. Basically, he calls President Obama a “rich white guy,” a “rich f**got,” and says that Obama is not one of “THE PEOPLE.” Also, he kind of implies that someone should assassinate him. (Secret Service, are you getting all this?) Sounds like a classic case of Nader-supporter sour grapes. But wait, there’s more:

Jan 20, 2009 10:44 PM

And while I’m at it f**k a Bush for his s**tty a** campaign, f**k a McCain for being so damn old and f**k a Hillary for being a female…s**ttt…last thing we need is a female in office.

That’s a good start, War, but we’d also add:
1) f**k a Cheney for showing up to yesterday’s inauguration looking like a broke-a** Jeffrey Lebowski.
2) f**k a Palin for not bringing in the LARPer vote.
3) f**k a Jon Koppenhaver for legally changing his name to War Machine then venting idiotic hostility via his MySpace page like some high-school fat girl.
4) f**k a War Machine’s parents for not hugging him enough as a child.