(Herb Dean applies some tricks he learned in his fraternity days on a choked-out War Machine. Shhh, it’s okay, sweetie. Photo courtesy of SI.com)
Everyone’s favorite MMA laughing stock, War Machine (the fighter formerly known as Jon Koppenhaver), has signed on to fight for Bellator Fighting Championships, the organization that will run on ESPN Deportes in the spring. I’ll give you a moment to let that sink in…
Welcome back. If you’re like me, your first reaction is one of sorrow. War Machine is back, and will be fighting on TV, instead of slipping away into quiet obscurity. But if you think about it a little more you’ll realize that this is truly a gift.
Even in his relatively short time on the national MMA stage, who has given us more laughs than War Machine? His life, his worldviews, the zany situations he gets himself into thanks to his inability to control the ridiculous ideas bouncing around in his brain – it’s endlessly entertaining. And now he’s going to be sticking around in Español! Thanks, Bellator.
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commentsIf you don't get a free Cage Potato shirt for that, I officially no longer believe in Santa Claus.
That's what I find sad.
...but not as sad as that first post.
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War ? Is that you?
You think War Machine makes money? If you think hes making money you must be poor as fuck lol. Who isnt superior to war machine, its not that hard.
5 bucks this overprotective douche is War Machine. Also, Herb Dean be layin Old Jonny down by the fire tonight...shhh war machine, we all know you lost your choclate covered cherry a longgggg time ago.
Funny how hes actually out doing him, making money and fighting while some pathetic guy is sitting in his mothers basement blogging about him like hes superior.
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