War Machine Has Big Porn Goals, Very Little Control Over The Things He Says

war machine has gone off the deep end!!! PORN? who wants to see his gay ass in porn!!!! whats is his gig going to be "the mma amazing cocksucker" or "im an ass looking for it to be tossed in my ass"

Another douche does porn, thanks CP, keep giving this cock-holster press, think of the kids for God's sake. More stories about Fedor's sweater please.

I don't know what's more disturbing: The somewhat high probability that War Machine is about to go down as the first professional MMA fighter turned porn star, or the extremely high probability that War Machine will go down as the first fighter to sport a Fleshlight logo on his shorts during a fight.

From WM resume

Has shown a strong track record of putting own head up his ass, and will be able to transition that skill set in the porn industry.

Who needs dignity when you can have a house and a cool car?

@ meanfinger:
You mean Aaron Brink, aka "Dick Delaware". And it was meth, not opiates. That episode was probably most memorable for the phrase: "After injecting meth, Aaron masturbates for 10 to 12 hours."

I'm kinda surprised that he says there's better money in porn than fighting... it was my understanding that the guys got paid relatively little compared to the chicks unless they're a big name. Or maybe it's because you can do porn movies alot more often than you can fight.

Next movie title:
MMA BOYS: Two Men and whole lot of Ass!
Starring former UFC dropout War "All butts off" Machine

I'm with agentsmith and steampunk... besides my comment that I bet he'll be doing bi or gay porn very soon (which I stand by)... I also was under the impression that straight male porn stars are not very well paid.

A quote from Ron Jeremy on Wikipedia:
"The average guy gets $300 to $400 a scene, or $100 to $200 if he's new. A woman makes $100,000 to $250,000 at the end of the year... The average guy makes $40,000 a year."

$40K a year is not going to get you far on the west coast. He could make that much per fight in the UFC. I think this young man has been misled. Even if he makes double of what the ol' hedgehog says, that's still not fat cash by most people's standards, especially in California where a starter house can cost 1/2 million.

@ Lysol, let's hope it's just a logo!

Is he gonna have to change his name to "Love Machine"?

Oh war machine..............I'm just gonna pray for you.

Who is this guy and why would I care that he's gonna be gangbanged by trannies and midgets?

@ CFvsCP: don't forget about Junie Browning in a wig & set of falsies.

If this guy thinks he's gonna be the best Porkswordsman, I say put him to the test. Either he's as good or better than Ron Jeremy (fat or skinny) or he has to fluff Ron Jeremy. And if he loses, he'll have to change his fight name to "Glory Hole" for obvious reasons.

Definitely gonna change his name to "Sex Machine"

Corrected spelling version below...

honestly how does this guy keep getting headlining stories all over these mma websites. he's a horrible fighter and his antics should not be publicized every time he does something to get attention. he's complete joke, not just in the world of MMA, but in every category that qualifies you as a human being. please stop giving him exactly what he wants and extending his 15 minutes of fame to what seems like an eternity now. to me this guy is absolutely no different from some attention seeking chick off of flavor of love, only he's probably a worse fighter. seriously, please, please, please stop letting this guy get fame and money by making eveything he does a news story. this is an mma website, so discuss MMA. there are amazing fighters all over the world, let alone in the US that get absolutely no recognition but you guys give daily updates on this talentless moronic waste of life.

war machine vs tito ortiz in the near future just as soon as he unloads a big war load inside jenna, and she takes it home to tito for desert.

Now that War Machine has changed careers, will he change his moniker to Dork Machine?

All joking aside, this guy is beyond pathetic. He's an embarrassment to MMA. I have young children and I want them to develop an interest in the sport. How can I do that, however, when it's associated with this kind of filth?

As a fan of MMA and a parent, I'm in a state of conflict.

Can someone tell War Machine that doing gay porn pays MORE than regular heterosexual porn. Please send so he doesn't have to worry about being nerdy. He's all about the paper

Fuck a pussy!

It smells like jealousy in here. Of course he'll be making decent cash -- do you see how many of us showed up to say something? He's cashing in on his fame, and he'll make way more than the avg woodman as a result. He's a crossover celebrity for them, not some stranger off the street.

I also strongly doubt he'll be "crossing over" any further than he already has as many have suggested (to bi stuff). Again, no real return on the fighter-turned-pornstar angle, that doesn't do anything for the value proposition they'll be paying him for.

Seriously, you guys come off like bitches when you sit here and try to reaffirm your own hope he fails so you won't have to deal with the reality that this kid just chanced into probably the best gig in the world.

While this isn't the first time that I've heard about War Machine wanting to penetrate people, this is the first I've heard of it in this specific context.

From way back:
"Hopefully before I am 55 I will die in a knife fight outside of some bar"
http://mmamania.com/2008/05/26/jon-koppenhaver-wants-to-die-in-a-knife-f...

you can add sucking dick to your list of gay but not nerdy things you do

Someone should have been a blowjob instead.