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War Machine Re-Signs With Bellator; May Compete in Season 6 Welterweight Tournament


(“I’ve turned over a new leaf, Fujiko. So no funny stuff this time. Just a normal Swedish massage and asshole wax, please.”)

War Machine‘s career comeback is picking up steam. After his third-round TKO victory against Roger Huerta last month — War’s first match after spending a year in prison for assault — the previously-troubled welterweight has announced his signing with Bellator: “So it’s now official public knowledge. I signed with Bellator and will be in the next welterweight tournament. [I] can’t wait to be back fighting on live television with the big boys.”

Bellator CEO Bjorn Rebney confirmed the signing, though not War Machine‘s participation in the next welterweight bracket; his debut date and opponent is yet to be announced. As Rebney told MMAJunkie, “Jon’s not had an easy road. And there’s no doubt he’s made some poor choices, but after having had conversations with him since his release, he really seems to understand where and why things went wrong and wants to make them right…I hope he’s able to turn this second chance into something positive.”

Of course, this isn’t War Machine’s first contract with Bellator. Back in January 2009, War — then known by his given name Jon Koppenhaversigned with the upstart Bellator promotion following his release from the UFC, which stemmed from comments he made about Evan Tanner‘s death and his refusal to take a fight against Brandon Wolff. But his mouth quickly got him in trouble again, as he was fired by Bellator a month later for implying that somebody should assassinate the president.

War Machine’s bad judgment later got him fired from the porn industry, which I had no idea was even possible, and led to a year-long lockup for one nightclub beating too many. And now he’s getting a second chance with Bellator, which has put War in a reflective mood:

My past has kind of shaped and molded who I’ve become, but the mistakes I’ve made in the past have definitely made me realize that I have to avoid certain situations in order to be the type of person I want to be. I pressed rewind, and now I have a chance to get my life back on track. It feels great. Not everyone gets this kind of opportunity. I’m just stoked to be back in the mix here with Bellator. I didn’t get released from Bellator because I sucked. I got released because I was making poor decisions in my life. Right now I’m just out to show the world that I do belong here fighting the best with Bellator.”

Is War really done fucking up his own life? And how far can he take his career if he stays focused?

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Spicymeatball- December 8, 2011 at 9:46 pm
Is it weird that I've seen that scene? Survey says YES!
djp1988- December 8, 2011 at 8:40 pm
I love that all of the porn sites being pushed around are from readers and not a bot for once.
Koeikan- December 8, 2011 at 2:57 pm
...not one mention of Asa Akira?

Fuck this place.
NomadRip- December 8, 2011 at 12:24 pm
On Bellator's Facebook page, they announced it as "Guess who's back for season 6?" this morning.
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http://www.facebook.com/Bellator/posts/323068897722241
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yuvutu dot com has a lot of assortment, I hear.
KeithHackneyWindmillPalmStrike- December 8, 2011 at 10:57 am
This is the best comments section ever

Easy, free, no hassle, high quality = youjizz.com

Tons of movies categorized by porn star = purplepornstars.com

I haven't used anything else in years
El Guapo- December 8, 2011 at 10:34 am
I swear Mayhem Miller and War Machine are inbred. Look, listen, observe.
Their "Incest Is Best" tats are just icing on the cake.
Gladheateher- December 8, 2011 at 9:31 am
xvideos.com trumps all streaming sites.

Onto real news, hopefully WarMachine can use the troubles of his past to remain focused on mma. He puts on entertaining fights.
lenoz- December 8, 2011 at 8:55 am
I think War would be particularly proud that this article has moved instantly away from celebration at his new employment and descended into smut.
Sloppyspray- December 8, 2011 at 8:49 am
Umm... PinkLab.com anyone?? Think of it as this, 20 streaming videos at once scrolling across your screen (categorized if you would like) from right to left so that its a continuous stream of new videos and you can click on one to expand it.

You are welcome.
TheWarsawExpress- December 8, 2011 at 8:40 am
What I want is free, effortless porn. I don't feel like doing work to get it. That is what real women are for. Newsgroups sound complicated.
Fried Taco- December 8, 2011 at 8:32 am
Usenet has gone downhill lately, too many viruses being passed around. And damn rar files that "require" a password. The only thing I get there nowadays is my YooEffSee downloads, and even those take a couple of days now unless you want the PAL version from European ESPN.
lenoz- December 8, 2011 at 8:28 am
@Warsaw - Usenet websites just mirror everything which is posted to newsgroups. I don't know how much you know, check this out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newsgroups
Newsgroups (NNTP) are a whole different part of the Internet than the WWW (HTTP) and whilst historically they are likely a massive retro discussion forum, they are also used to share a helluva lot of files. Be that porn, movies, music, games, and of course MMA; depends how much of a pirate you want to be really.
You do have to pay but the reward is much higher quality and much safer downloads than you'll generally find on the web.
PingPong- December 8, 2011 at 8:14 am
No discussion of free porn site would be complete without mentioning Beeg or Fapdu

*Cough* Your Welcome *Cough*
TheWarsawExpress- December 8, 2011 at 8:14 am
This giganews...tell me more.
lenoz- December 8, 2011 at 8:09 am
Possibly, I don't know about porn sites. I'm talking about using one of the Usenet websites - GigaNews, Easynews, etc. etc. THEY are the real sites that will change your life. Well, your porn life.
TheWarsawExpress- December 8, 2011 at 8:05 am
Is there a free HD porn site out there that I don't know about?
lenoz- December 8, 2011 at 8:00 am
@Fried - yeah, but I might not.

@Keith + @Warsaw - cheers, will get round to it at some point. Generally I'm a bit of a snobby porn connoisseur, can't stand to watch low quality on websites.
Kimbo Lesnar- December 8, 2011 at 7:54 am
"Is War really done fucking up his own life? And how far can he take his career if he stays focused?"
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You forgot, "And will we give a shit about him if he has?"
KeithHackneyWindmillPalmStrike- December 8, 2011 at 7:49 am
@lenoz Check Youjizz.com, I saw it there one time....I mean, my buddy did.....fuck it, I'm among friends

@Warsaw Dude, youjizz will change your life....your welcome
Fried Taco- December 8, 2011 at 7:32 am
@lenoz - You might want to broaden your search beyond gay porn.
TheWarsawExpress- December 8, 2011 at 7:31 am
I think I saw his porno on pornhub dot com or red tube dot com at some point. BTW you all can thank me for the best free porn sites evar. You need to search his name, war machine. It may not be on the sites anymore.
SnackDaddy- December 8, 2011 at 7:05 am
God damn, that's a funny caption! Give yourselves a pat on the back, CP. Mmmhmmm...
lenoz- December 8, 2011 at 6:54 am
Has anyone seen his porn? I've looked but never found it - you know, for intrigue and that.
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