(Fuck a period of quiet reflection.)
Just a quick note to alert those of you who live in or around Duluth, Georgia that your local crazy quotient may see an alarming spike about a month from now. The fighter/pornographic thespian known as War Machine is going to be taking on Aaron “Tex” Johnson at Wild Bill’s Fight Night on April 17. Before we could even wonder how his training for this fight is progressing, Mr. Machine filled us in via his Twitter: “Hmm…maybe I should train a lil’ for the fight huh? I wonder if I could win if I don’t train…Hmmmm….what if I just dream of training?”
As you see, War is the same as he ever was, and his Twitter account confirms that his mental unraveling is still ongoing. For example, in the last 72 hours he’s posted about what a “bitch” Jamie Varner is, claimed to have gotten drunk and carved his fiancé’s initials into his arm (an update that ended with “Fcuk it so drunk!”), declared “Fuck the US!”,“Fuck Haiti!”, and, in a screed not directed at any particular person, dropped this little Twitter gem:
Let this be a lesson to all of us. Whatever message you’re planning on posting to the internet at 4:52 am, why not go ahead and wait a few hours to see if it still seems like such a good idea? Also, in your statement telling the world that you’re not a racist, it’s probably best to avoid using the n-word.
seriously though, i really did used to feel bad for him. I did. then he started saying terrible stuff about kids and old people, then gays, then dead people, then black people, then all people besides himself, and then he ran over my grandmother with a golf cart….so you see, he had his chance. he had many MANY chances…