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Warning: Fight Magazine/Cage Potato Party Essay Contest Ends Tomorrow!

Many of you have already submitted your entries to the Fight! Magazine/Cage Potato Pre-UFC 96 VIP party contest.  Looking through the forum thread, I have to say I’m impressed at the variety of methods you people came up with to prove your worthiness. 

Some of my favorites range from promising us drugs to telling us your sad, sad story to posting evidence of your frequent flier miles to pointing out that you are biologically a woman.  [Note: that last one may be rare and impressive enough by itself on an MMA forum, DutchAsFuck, but is much less so at a party with a ring girl contest going on.  Try again.]

As much as we’ve enjoyed hearing your pleas for fun, this must come to an end.  Tuesday we announce our winners, based on whatever the hell criteria we feel like, so get your entries in now if you haven’t already.  Hopefully that will give the lucky winners time enough to make the necessary plans while also allowing the rest of you to heal from the tremendous hurt you’ll have suffered.  And yes, if you win you will be permitted to bring one guest.  But choose wisely.  The friend you have who’s known for shooting tequila and puking on himself?  Even though you guys have been bros since fifth grade, maybe it’s best to leave him at home for this one.

The good news is that even if you don’t win you can still meet up with us when the club opens to the public at 10 pm.  The ring girl contest is set to pop off at around 11 so you’ll still get to see the good stuff, and we may even have a t-shirt or two left to give out by then.  If that doesn’t entice you enough, I’ll leave you with this: what do all three UFC Octagon Girls have in common?  No, it isn’t daddy issues.  Well, maybe it is.  But more importantly they’ll all be partying with Cage Potato and Fight! Magazine this Friday night.  Where will you be?

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COOL!- March 3, 2009 at 6:08 am

Immak- March 2, 2009 at 6:11 pm
@Fowlkes: Email sent - thanks so much for any help you can offer. Seriously, even just getting a response from you on here is above and beyond anything that I expected to result from my quasi-rant.

rickdickulous- March 2, 2009 at 5:05 pm
I hope your not referring to me when you mention sad, sad stories.
Balls- March 2, 2009 at 4:13 pm
If you guys let that frequent flier doucewad win I'm never reading your blog again. Although I can see how it would be tempting since he promised to bring pictures of girls. What?
bfowlkes- March 2, 2009 at 3:59 pm
@Immak: if you're serious, shoot me an email at and I'll see what I can do for you.
Immak- March 2, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Fantastic, maybe if I put some effort in and win this contest, I can finally get in touch with someone from Fight! Magazine who can tell me how to finally get them to give me the $70 worth of back issues that I paid for 3 months ago.

On a serious note, if you've got contact info for someone at Fight!, I'd love to get it so that I don't have to open a credit card dispute - that's way too much hassle. Their site has no info, and their forums have yielded nothing. =(
ample- March 2, 2009 at 3:44 pm
im gonna beat you balls like a pinyata
skidding- March 2, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Quadros, the fight professor
BdawgKildYa- March 2, 2009 at 3:11 pm
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BdawgKildYa- March 2, 2009 at 3:09 pm