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According to undefeated Strikeforce heavyweight Brett Rogers in the above video, you can usually tell how a fight is going to go down by the pre-fight faceoff. And so, three brave online editors decided to test their staredown might against the Grim, with decidedly mixed results. First up is cherubic Asylum.com writer Jordan Newmark, who nearly poops his suit-pants when Rogers penetrates deeply into his soul. But in round two, Asylum editor Jake Goodrich holds his ground despite his significant height disadvantage. (Jake was also standing on a milk crate when this was filmed.) And finally, Lemondrop.com editor Laura Gilbert evens the score with a set of Manson lamps that earns Brett’s full respect and discomfort. Also worth watching: Jordan asks Fedor Emelianenko what he really thought of Rocky IV.
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The semi-finals and finals of DREAM’s ongoing featherweight grand prix will be held at DREAM.11 (October 6th, Yokohama), with Bibiano Fernandes, Joe Warren, Hiroyuki Takaya, and Hideo Tokoro scrapping for the 139-pound title. Peep this funked-up recap, which explains how each of the four fighters made it through the bracket, and check out Imanari at the 3:19 mark, demonstrating the art of fighting without fighting. If you have HDNet, you’re not gonna want to miss this one.
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Promo for episode three of The Ultimate Fighter: Heavyweights, in which Kimbo Slice and Roy Nelson get it on, and James McSweeney gets up in even more faces. According to a TUF 10 conference call held today, Kimbo was impressed with his performance in the Nelson fight, and is currently training at American Top Team (despite that little handgun misunderstanding). Dana White predicts 7 million viewers for Wednesday’s episode.


Fedor doesn’t have time for this mickey mouse bullshit.