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Watch the First Five Minutes of ‘Haywire’ Right Here


(Props: Hulu via CinemaAssassin)

…in which Gina Carano and Channing Tatum meet in a diner, and try to kill each other. If you have small children, please send them outside for a while.¬†Elephant in the room time: They dubbed Gina’s voice, right? Ah well.

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Andersons Knees- January 11, 2012 at 1:33 pm
why is ground and pound never effective in movies?
Jon Fitch and Exciting in the same sentence- January 11, 2012 at 12:47 pm
Channing Tatum's head going DING off of the counter stool was a nice touch.

Looks like a decent enough action-flick. Good director, quality supporting cast, and Gina can actually do the fight scenes herself (all while looking damn good). Yeah, I'll buy a ticket.
XENOPHON- January 11, 2012 at 11:52 am
Yeah, but would it be better than Carmen Valentina giving head for an hour and half while sitting shot gun on HWY 101 during rush hour?
DangadaDang- January 11, 2012 at 11:24 am
To be honest, you could just film Carano biting her lip for an hour and a half and it would still be better than the entire Tomb Raider series.
XENOPHON- January 11, 2012 at 9:57 am
So who is "badder ass?
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Carano in Haywire
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Jolie in SALT?
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Fonda in La Femme Nikita (Point of No Return)
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Maybe you got someone else in mind?
rampage01- January 11, 2012 at 9:51 am
who gives a f about her damn voice
LJM- January 11, 2012 at 9:12 am
Listening to people who have never acted pretend to know what good acting is seems really similar to people who have never fought pretending to know what good fighting is. It's neat that it can all come together here.

And, no, her voice isn't dubbed in.
ReX13- January 11, 2012 at 7:23 am
Well, it seems clear to me that Carano has been working hard at the Kristen Stewart School for Kids Who Don't Act Good and Want To Do Other Stuff Good Too.
Clyde- January 11, 2012 at 5:13 am
@ Kid Clam, you clearly spent more time planning that scene than anyone involved in Haywire. Possibly any of Carmen's previous movies too, should you choose to take up that offer.
smellypiratehooker- January 10, 2012 at 11:47 pm
forgot the "ant". Can't blame this shit on the edit button. Only on the a,aa,aaa,alchohol. ohh and of course I meant director.
smellypiratehooker- January 10, 2012 at 11:43 pm
@kidclam
Assist directive???..
Yazloz18- January 10, 2012 at 8:07 pm
I hate when someone from a martial art or combat sport take a movie role the fight scenes they are in become all that persons background. I just can't buy into all the participants in the fight being BJJ black belts and capoeira experts
CarmenValentina- January 10, 2012 at 7:26 pm
That's it, I want @KidClam is directing my next flick!
monkyspunk- January 10, 2012 at 5:24 pm
Wow....shifty, that sounds nothing like her dude. I don't know whose voice that is, but it aint Gina's.

On another note, that cold steely stare of hers at the 1:35 mark is sure to place her in Oscar contention. It takes a lot to outshine Channing Tatum's dazzling onscreen performance, but somehow Gina pulls it off.
Rear Naked Poke- January 10, 2012 at 4:59 pm
Scott is one lucky dog!!!!!

She had me at "Im Mallory"

Best captcha ever "Reaction Storm"
ArmFarmer- January 10, 2012 at 4:52 pm
I thought it looked ok... but I guess I had really, really low expectations to begin with. At least she's not as bad as couture.
Shifty-Eyed Dog- January 10, 2012 at 4:07 pm
TMZ "confirmed" nothing. They're running with the same rumor, citing "unnamed sources" - the same kind behind every National Enquirer story.
kellyman- January 10, 2012 at 3:44 pm
And also, TMZ confirmed it - that ain't Gina's voice. Sorry, Shifty.
smellypiratehooker- January 10, 2012 at 3:38 pm
Meryl Streep, eat your heart out
kellyman- January 10, 2012 at 3:12 pm
I can't imagine why they'd post that scene as an advertisement - Gina and Channing might be good looking, but it's made clear in the first 30 seconds that neither of them can act their way out of a paper bag. This was Hector Echavarria bad. Hector. Echavarria.
NomadRip- January 10, 2012 at 2:48 pm
I hate that she had to rack the slide back and waste a bullet after she picked up the gun, but I'll watch anyway.
Kid Clam Curtains- January 10, 2012 at 2:08 pm
C-Tates enters waffle house
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"Yo girl, you best get dat fine ass up in my rizzide, I drove all niiiiight, to get, to you.... He ain't been talkin' about Barcelona and shit. BTW, how you like your coffee, dog? One lump or "SPLEYASH BEYATCH!!!"
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--Ultimate fighting moves, broken arm-
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Gimme the keys.
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And scene
PingPong- January 10, 2012 at 2:02 pm
Yet another turd on the pile of crappy MMA actors, Oh well maybe Kimbo in the Scorpion King can save the genre.
omunto- January 10, 2012 at 1:57 pm
Malory? Her panets must fucking hate her...
Fried Taco- January 10, 2012 at 1:44 pm
After watching Gina in this clip, I smell Oscar!!! Oscar being my big, stinky fish in my aquarium, of course.
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