(If you don’t look in his eyes, Randy, you won’t be hypnotized into standing and trading with him.)
Just a reminder that the weigh-ins for tomorrow night’s brouhaha in Boston will be live here at 4:00 pm.
A number of questions will be answered, like:
Is James Toney really in shape?
Did Gabe Ruediger really quit cake?
Will Chandella give Arianny the stink eye for getting a Playboy cover?
UFC media player is after the jump.
^^^^I get pumped for just about any PPV, but I’m missing this one as I no hotels on Thursday Island are showin it, you’d think one of the four would have it!!, so whoever does the play by play, please, please work your magic and paint me a vivid picture
Thanking you in advance
The Fat Bastard
it seems like his speech impediment affected ariel as well….incredible
I’m with you mthomas , it’s the first card in 2 years I’m not going to PPV. On a side note I am throwing a little scratch on 4 underdogs with a good pay day if I hit 2 of them.
According to the afore-mentioned homos @ Bloody Elbow, they stated that Toney stands to make between $750,000 to $1 million on Saturday.
They quoted a Yahoo article as their source. Which, if true, is total horsehit. Shit, I’LL let Brock beat me up for that kinda skrilla!
If the other fighters find out about this, DW might end up getting his ass kicked at the post-fight press conference.
Am I the only one who’s not really that pumped about this card. Honestly, aside from Maynard-Florian, I don’t really care about most of the match-ups. Though I hope Edgar can do it again….
I would have ate that cake right then and there and my fists would have cake on them in the stare down. It looks like Lauzon has never eaten cake in his life though.
Okokok, I’m almost 4 inches taller than Toney.
*exhales*
So um… how much do you think Toney’s base $$$ for this fight is? Whaddya think DW will tack on as a win bonus for this fight?
How much money does the man stand to make if he shocks the world Randy’s 47-year old jaw?
Really looking forward to this card. Really looking forward to this fight between JT and RC. Really looking forward to this MMA/Boxing debacle. Really looking forward to JT’s loss. Really looking forward to JT’s 15 min’s of MMA fame ending. Really looking forward to the list of JT’s excuses. Really looking forward to JT’s list of injuries treated at the Hospital. Really looking forward to the lack of remorse JT has for all the trash talk. Really looking forward to a Rye and Coke.
Really looking forward to never seeing JT’s plumbers crack ever again.
Fuck you JT you fat fucking fuck!
P.S. Chandella reminds me of a very handsome looking TV.
UFC Lightweight Championship Bout
B.J. Penn (154 lbs.) vs. Frankie Edgar (154 lbs.)
Pay-Per-View Undercard
Randy Couture (220 lbs.) vs. James Toney (237 lbs.)
Kenny Florian (156 lbs.) vs. Gray Maynard (156 lbs.)
Nate Diaz (171 lbs.) vs. Marcus Davis (170 lbs.)
Demian Maia (184 lbs.) vs. Mario Miranda (185 lbs.)
Spike TV Prelims
Joe Lauzon (156 lbs.) vs. Gabe Ruediger (155 lbs.)
Andre Winner (154 lbs.) vs. Nik Lentz (155 lbs.)
Preliminary Card
Dan Miller (185 lbs.) vs. John Salter (185 lbs.)
Nick Osipczak (171 lbs.) vs. Greg Soto (170 lbs.)
Mike Pierce (171 lbs.) vs. Amilcar Alves (171 lbs.)
I could just hear some hysterical old lady with a lisp yelling, “Helpth! Thomebody jutht sthole Mike Pierce!”
It’s pretty obvious that Toney’s trainers told him that weight is an advantage when wrestling… and then handed him a bag o’ tata chips and a bucket of Popeye’s.
So I weigh a measly 2 pounds less than Mumbles?!?
FML.
“Hello? Jenny Craig? Yeah, hi…”
love the photoshop. Can’t believe you trimmed tooney down that much though without distorting his chins
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I want cake. If I make fun of you CP, do I get cake, you can write anything you want, be it insensitive or just plain mean. I don’t care, I’ll eat that shit. How about “I’m sorry for your loss”. Oh that’s been done? It just seemed too genius that just any dumbass could think of it. I mean, you don’t really know if he is referring to Joe cos how can you be sorry for the guy’s loss if he is supposedly the one who will be lost. Did Godzilla just choke a bitch backstage? Motherfucker’s a killa! Lock him up.
Anyway you fat CP, now give me cake