Seems like a lot of you are more interested in hockey this year, but LeBron James may have played his last game with the Cleveland Cavaliers last night, and that’s kind of a big deal, particularly for the people of Cleveland, who stand to lose one of the few things they can truly be proud of. In a show of solidarity/desperation, our friends at the Break Creative Lab produced this music video of notable Clevelanders begging LeBron to stay in their town. Yes, they’re mostly hideous, and often tone-deaf. It is what it is, I guess. My favorite moment is when Marc Brown, Norton Furniture Pitchman, shows up at 2:28 to wheeze his line like the half-dead lovechild of Bob Dylan and Skunk Baxter. If LeBron isn’t moved by the raw emotion of this video, then he didn’t deserve Cleveland’s love in the first place.
(Just kidding, man — sign with the Knicks, okay?)